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Old Nov 15, 2007 | 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by hornyleprechaun
I would never turn down sex with my gf.. I had a fever, headache, sore throat and I let her go for a ride It was to "make me feel better"
Amen to feeling better!! Sex=
Old Nov 15, 2007 | 10:47 PM
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Last weekend I figured out if you have the oncomings of a hangover, masterbation/sex will just make it worse
Old Nov 15, 2007 | 11:49 PM
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About 3x a week. I still agree that it's nothing compared to sex...but it did help people resolve some problems or feel better about something. It helps me sleep after those long work hours
Old Nov 16, 2007 | 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted by GIBSON6594
Non-shower pics?
As requested.

Old Nov 16, 2007 | 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Pete1burn
As requested.

Uuhhh...I think he meant naked Pete...but very nice! Now, I wonder how many guys in here are going to beat off to it with all kinds of nasty thoughts? I mean, it is a pic of your lady in a masturbation thread! Might wanna rethink that one...LOL...
Old Nov 16, 2007 | 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by darksom1
Uuhhh...I think he meant naked Pete...but very nice! Now, I wonder how many guys in here are going to beat off to it with all kinds of nasty thoughts? I mean, it is a pic of your lady in a masturbation thread! Might wanna rethink that one...LOL...
Haha guys can do what they want to her pic. But she's mine in person, and that's what matters.
Old Nov 16, 2007 | 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Pete1burn
Haha guys can do what they want to her pic. But she's mine in person, and that's what matters.
Hahahaha...yeah, I guess you have a pont...but wouldn't it be weird as hell if you were out with her and someone walked by ya'll and said: "Hey, I remember you! You're that chick in the masturbation thread I wack off to every night!"

Would your wife say cool? Or would she say Pete - wtf???????

???
Old Nov 18, 2007 | 06:58 PM
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She's HOT HOT HOT!!!

Definately.
Old Nov 18, 2007 | 07:30 PM
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Hahahaha...yeah, I guess you have a pont...but wouldn't it be weird as hell if you were out with her and someone walked by ya'll and said: "Hey, I remember you! You're that chick in the masturbation thread I wack off to every night!"

Would your wife say cool? Or would she say Pete - wtf???????

???
ahahahah that would be too funny! The guy would be like "HEY LOOK EVERYONE ITS TEH MASTURBATION GIRL!!!"

Anways.. Man how come I always feel like shit everytime I finish jacking it? Am I the only one? lol
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 12:05 AM
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ahahahah that would be too funny! The guy would be like "HEY LOOK EVERYONE ITS TEH MASTURBATION GIRL!!!"

Anways.. Man how come I always feel like shit everytime I finish jacking it? Am I the only one? lol
your not the only one, happens to me sometimes. makes me think that i should get my ass up and find a girl but after im done i usually fall asleep
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 02:09 AM
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^Those last two posts were funny as hell!
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 02:12 AM
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Seems like right after I'm done I could careless if the hottest girl in the world was next to me, I wouldn't even want her. But then like 15 minutes later I'm back on nail anything with a pulse attitude.
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 07:52 AM
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It's typical male behavior.....once you nut.....the batteries need charged. Thankfully, I've got a quick charge battery.
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 12:34 PM
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95% of guys have porn archived on their hard drive and/or visit porn sites, but only 5% actually masturbate.
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 01:55 PM
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95% of guys have porn archived on their hard drive and/or visit porn sites, but only 5% actually masturbate.
Says who?
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by darksom1
Damn! I hope you're not a chef or a dentist!
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by fdl
95% of guys have porn archived on their hard drive and/or visit porn sites, but only 5% actually masturbate.
shouldn't you switch thoses 2 numbers?
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by hornyleprechaun
Seems like a big :gheyhug: in here..
Thats hot.
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 03:49 PM
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From our friends from ClubRSX:

Part I: Am I Bi? Shower Experience Story!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hello all. I have gone on this secret name to tell of my story.

I was at the gym and I finished working out. I love showering at the gym because its refreshing.

Well as I was taking a shower this is what happened:



I was soaping up my body and relaxing in the warm water from a good workout. You can usually hear echos and sometimes the ppl next to you. It was a few minutes before closing time.

Then all of a sudden I hear some guy make a noise. It sounded a little like a moan but I wasn't sure. I thought to myself, he might be jacking off. I have jacked off in the shower once before. Why? I saw this hott Italian chick in the tightest black spandex with a nice round tight big ass and a nice rack. I love how she bent over and her stomach looked really nice. I couldn't help but jack off in the shower thinking about fucking her.

Anyway, back to the shower...So yea, I listened again. I def heard quiet moaning going on so I listened carefully and I heard it more. I started getting a huge hard-on. My heart was pumping faster and my cock was getting bigger and the veins were dialating. I couldn't help but start touching myself. I put some body wash and conditioner on my penis and listened to the moaning as I was jacking off my hard cock. I was so turned on and I wanted to shoot all over the shower. I would've gone into the next shower and sucked him off but he might not have been gay. I was imagining him and I sucking each other off and the feel of his hard wet cock inside my mouth. I can picture him moaning louder as I suck on his head.
I can visualize him shooting his hot cum deep inside my mouth and me tasting it for the first time. Then...I started to cum. Wow it shot EVERYWHERE. I felt so good. I was relieved but I wish I could've been with another person.

I've never been with another guy and I love pussy. I might just be a very sexual/horny person. What do you think? Tell me after you're done playing with yourself ;-)
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 03:54 PM
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Old Nov 19, 2007 | 04:39 PM
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I'm glad I don't own a RSX
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Black Tire
From our friends from ClubRSX:

I'm not going to play with myself to answer this but I will consider thinking about it when I'm having sex with my boyfriend tonight. Anyway I don't think there is anything wrong with you getting excited over another male getting off. I think you were more turned on by the idea so you got excited.
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by JetJock
I'm glad I don't own a RSX

I'll 2nd that.
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 05:30 PM
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Black Tire Have you ever heard of a show called Naked Josh?
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 05:42 PM
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ahahahah that would be too funny! The guy would be like "HEY LOOK EVERYONE ITS TEH MASTURBATION GIRL!!!"
HAHAHAHA!
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Acuraboy7
I'm not going to play with myself to answer this but I will consider thinking about it when I'm having sex with my boyfriend tonight. Anyway I don't think there is anything wrong with you getting excited over another male getting off. I think you were more turned on by the idea so you got excited.

I'm going to have sex with my wife tonight...but I'll still jerkoff in the morning anyway. I can't get enough.
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by JetJock
I'm going to have sex with my wife tonight...but I'll still jerkoff in the morning anyway. I can't get enough.

Well it has been a few days for us, so we tired eachother out tonight with plenty of sex. We don't live together so its not like we can do it everynight. Even this weekend we had a house warming party and birthday to go to and thats usually when we spend the night the most and we didn't have time or the energy cuz of all the drinking and partying. Now with Thanksgiving around the bend we both won't see eachother for a few days so I'm sure Mr handy will have to fill in LOL.
Old Nov 20, 2007 | 12:59 AM
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your not the only one, happens to me sometimes. makes me think that i should get my ass up and find a girl but after im done i usually fall asleep
LOL I remember doing that. Good old nut and nap technique. Works like a charm.
Old Nov 20, 2007 | 01:02 AM
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Acuraboy are you gay or are you a chick? Just wondering.

Oh yea the RSX forums are fucked up. THere was a post on azine about an RSX thread where they share masturbation stories. LOL! The RSX OP got owned it was funny.
Old Nov 20, 2007 | 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Walshstl
Acuraboy are you gay or are you a chick? Just wondering.

Oh yea the RSX forums are fucked up. THere was a post on azine about an RSX thread where they share masturbation stories. LOL! The RSX OP got owned it was funny.

Doesn't the screen name "Acuraboy7" answer that for you? if I'm talking about my BF and I have a screen name with boy in it.....LOL Yes I'm a gay male. you silly bitch
Old Nov 20, 2007 | 08:02 AM
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Have you ever tried str8 sex other than masturbation? Try it...you might like it. I'm not prejudice against gay people...each to his own tastes....but experimentation is fun...and you might just enjoy the "other side"
Old Nov 20, 2007 | 10:47 AM
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i'm sure you're straight JetJock, but would you like to experiment the "other side" like you told the OP? lol
Old Nov 20, 2007 | 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Black Tire
Part I: Am I Bi? Shower Experience Story!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hello all. I have gone on this secret name to tell of my story.

I was at the gym and I finished working out. I love showering at the gym because its refreshing.

Well as I was taking a shower this is what happened:



I was soaping up my body and relaxing in the warm water from a good workout. You can usually hear echos and sometimes the ppl next to you. It was a few minutes before closing time.

Then all of a sudden I hear some guy make a noise. It sounded a little like a moan but I wasn't sure. I thought to myself, he might be jacking off. I have jacked off in the shower once before. Why? I saw this hott Italian chick in the tightest black spandex with a nice round tight big ass and a nice rack. I love how she bent over and her stomach looked really nice. I couldn't help but jack off in the shower thinking about fucking her.

Anyway, back to the shower...So yea, I listened again. I def heard quiet moaning going on so I listened carefully and I heard it more. I started getting a huge hard-on. My heart was pumping faster and my cock was getting bigger and the veins were dialating. I couldn't help but start touching myself. I put some body wash and conditioner on my penis and listened to the moaning as I was jacking off my hard cock. I was so turned on and I wanted to shoot all over the shower. I would've gone into the next shower and sucked him off but he might not have been gay. I was imagining him and I sucking each other off and the feel of his hard wet cock inside my mouth. I can picture him moaning louder as I suck on his head.
I can visualize him shooting his hot cum deep inside my mouth and me tasting it for the first time. Then...I started to cum. Wow it shot EVERYWHERE. I felt so good. I was relieved but I wish I could've been with another person.

I've never been with another guy and I love pussy. I might just be a very sexual/horny person. What do you think? Tell me after you're done playing with yourself ;-)
Old Nov 20, 2007 | 12:18 PM
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This thread is getting very strange.
Old Nov 20, 2007 | 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by JetJock
Have you ever tried str8 sex other than masturbation? Try it...you might like it. I'm not prejudice against gay people...each to his own tastes....but experimentation is fun...and you might just enjoy the "other side"

I've had stright sex, gay sex, good sex, bad sex, Awesome sex, AMAZING sex you name it I've probably done it. I've probalby done things you never even heard of. it's kinda something I'm a master at.
Old Nov 20, 2007 | 03:18 PM
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^ I bet darksom has done it (whatever it may be) better.
Old Nov 20, 2007 | 03:19 PM
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shit ive jerked it 3x since i opened this thread.
Old Nov 20, 2007 | 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by JetJock
This thread is getting very strange.
What did you expect about a wack off thread in a forum of men?
Old Nov 20, 2007 | 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Mizouse
shit ive jerked it 3x since i opened this thread.

Is that all?
Old Nov 20, 2007 | 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by JetJock
This thread is getting very strange.
I think it started being strange from the 1st post. What did u expect from a thread titled masturbation?



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