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From: Toronto, Canada
Originally Posted by Pete1burn
My wife recently had her wisdom teeth taken out. It was 5 days recovery on pills and with lots of pain. Of course, I didn't pursue her during that time, and didn't have any time to take care of it myself because I was taking care of her and the baby while she was on the couch for the week. She invited me to take a shower with her Saturday morning, and after we had washed up, she just looked at me and said "Go ahead".
I'm not ashamed to say I lasted about 2 minutes. No sex or release for 5 days, and a wife who modeled for 4 years of her adult life = 2 minutes.
Was something wrong with her hands?
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From: Colorado Springs
Originally Posted by Whiskers
How do you decide when is a good day to do it....
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From: PA
Originally Posted by goose25
Only when the wife and kids are out and i see some ridiculous ass porn scene featuring a Japanese Geisha, a Puerto Rican midget and Kazakistani count naked upon a bed of seaweed surrounded by 3 seals and a water buffalo
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From: Colorado Springs
Originally Posted by Pete1burn
I'm not ashamed to say I lasted about 2 minutes. No sex or release for 5 days, and a wife who modeled for 4 years of her adult life = 2 minutes.
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From: Ballston Lake, NY
Originally Posted by goose25
Only when the wife and kids are out and i see some ridiculous ass porn scene featuring a Japanese Geisha, a Puerto Rican midget and Kazakistani count naked upon a bed of seaweed surrounded by 3 seals and a water buffalo
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From: Germantown, MD
Originally Posted by hornyleprechaun
+rep 
And I do it at least once a day.. I can't fall asleep without doing it.
And I do it at least once a day.. I can't fall asleep without doing it.
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From: Germantown, MD
Originally Posted by hornyleprechaun
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And I do it at least once a day.. I can't fall asleep without doing it.
And I do it at least once a day.. I can't fall asleep without doing it.
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From: TEXAS
Originally Posted by hornyleprechaun
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And I do it at least once a day.. I can't fall asleep without doing it.
And I do it at least once a day.. I can't fall asleep without doing it.
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From: Germantown, MD
Originally Posted by leolebo28
for some reason I can just hear green day playing in the back " bite my lip and close my eyes, takes me away to paradise" ...then ur sound asleep after all the festivites....LOL
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From: Los Angeles, CA
Originally Posted by darksom1
Lol...some of these guys are yanking them off like that cat in your avatar!
And some of you guys with SO actually 
once a day?? That's more than what I did when I was unmarried and without SO.
WHAT THE FUCK!
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Originally Posted by Will Y.
And some of you guys with SO actually once a day?? That's more than what I did when I was unmarried and without SO.
To each their own, everyone's different. I think I would be MORE shocked if a guy didn't do it at least once a week!
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From: Pennsylvania
Originally Posted by Smalls
Well since my wife doesn't put out, 3-4 times a week. When she's gone. or asleep.
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Well when I was with my girl, she would get sore before I had sex enough (we only saw each other on the weekend so I was all hyped when I saw her) so about the 3rd round she would tap out and I would use her as 3D pron and finish myself off.
Now...prolly once or twice a day. Its not even like I need to do it or I am all hot and bothered its just something to do to help me sleep.
Now...prolly once or twice a day. Its not even like I need to do it or I am all hot and bothered its just something to do to help me sleep.
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From: Pennsylvania
Originally Posted by JJ4Short
Well when I was with my girl, she would get sore before I had sex enough (we only saw each other on the weekend so I was all hyped when I saw her) so about the 3rd round she would tap out and I would use her as 3D pron and finish myself off.
Now...prolly once or twice a day. Its not even like I need to do it or I am all hot and bothered its just something to do to help me sleep.
Now...prolly once or twice a day. Its not even like I need to do it or I am all hot and bothered its just something to do to help me sleep.
