Man, that was funny as shit! Right on the money!!

OP: Get the fuck outta here!! I knew your weak ass wasn't going to hit it! And you purposely made us think you did with that cliffhanger in the backseat! She should have used your ass, as it was obvious you were not going to fuck unless she drew you a map complete with a tutorial!

From now on, I am not giving anymore advice to a mofo that I think is not going to fuck! Waste of time!

 

hey its not as easy as you think it is...

for some reason girls in nyc are complicated and always play hard to get, while on the other hand miami girls are....well you know what i mean

 

Man, in that regard, all women are complicated, it really depends on you and your knowledge/capability...for instance:

Fred: Man, I ran up on this chick with a big, phat ass!
Bob: Oh yeah, did you holla?
Fred: Did I? Man, she was a serious freak too!
Bob: Word? How do you know?
Fred: Well, we went out shortly thereafter and then went to her place that night. One thing led to another and she was all over me, so we did what came natural!
Bob: My kind of party! But I notice the long face while you were telling the story...whaddup?
Fred: I won't be going back man.
Bob: What? Why not?
Fred: Man, that ass is big, but so is the pussy! I almost fell in! She must be fucking everybody!!
Bob: (just shaking his head)
Fred: What? Why are you looking at me like that?
Bob: Because man...don't you know? There are no women with big pussies... just guys with little dicks!!!

 

funny, but such !!
i hope someone says that to me though, so i can use that line haha

 

darksom, u make me laugh man i always come to the D&R threads to check out what your sayin' lol.. you need to hook the OP up with an ear piece and teach him how to talk to the ladies in real time... like one of those MTV dating shows or something.

 

 

So no gettin up in dem gutz?

 

Well, it would interfere with the time you pay me to come over and keep you entertained, so I had to decline. :/

 

You meant to say, of course, the time YOU pay ME to come over and keep me entertained. Wake up.

 

Ho please

 

That's right. Keep begging.

 

Give her this:


To get this reaction:


and then you'll get this:

 

a flying hummer? sweet