Its NOW or NEVER
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Originally Posted by coconut
Dude, don't deny it, you ARE chasing her. Re-read your last 5 posts, it always mention how you are roaming all over the place looking for her, if that's not chasing her, then I don't know what is.
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One more thing I forgot to mention to you guys is that I have a secret weapon backing me up, and it's a bottle of cologne called Pherlure (www.pherlure.com)
If you don't know what it is, you can get a GREAT idea about it over at this site: www.pheromoneman.com
Now although some or most of you might think that this is lame or that it doesn't work, I might agree with you on some points, but let me tell you this, even if it doesn't work, it really boosts up your self confidence, and if it does work, than to me thats just like a bonus.
But whatever, lets get back on topic, lol
If you don't know what it is, you can get a GREAT idea about it over at this site: www.pheromoneman.com
Now although some or most of you might think that this is lame or that it doesn't work, I might agree with you on some points, but let me tell you this, even if it doesn't work, it really boosts up your self confidence, and if it does work, than to me thats just like a bonus.
But whatever, lets get back on topic, lol
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Originally Posted by AcuraKidd
One more thing I forgot to mention to you guys is that I have a secret weapon backing me up, and it's a bottle of cologne called Pherlure (www.pherlure.com)
If you don't know what it is, you can get a GREAT idea about it over at this site: www.pheromoneman.com
Now although some or most of you might think that this is lame or that it doesn't work, I might agree with you on some points, but let me tell you this, even if it doesn't work, it really boosts up your self confidence, and if it does work, than to me thats just like a bonus.
But whatever, lets get back on topic, lol
If you don't know what it is, you can get a GREAT idea about it over at this site: www.pheromoneman.com
Now although some or most of you might think that this is lame or that it doesn't work, I might agree with you on some points, but let me tell you this, even if it doesn't work, it really boosts up your self confidence, and if it does work, than to me thats just like a bonus.
But whatever, lets get back on topic, lol
...but that shouldn't stop you from thinking you will! 
NOW GO GET 'ER DONE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Honestly at this point, I think she would turn you down. Girls don't just go on a "date" with someone they JUST meet, or being approached at a place of business. Also, if she is trying to get a job there she isn't going to start off by dating someone there before she's hired.
Hopefully she will get the job, and you can ease your way into converstations and if she is into you than you can go out after work sometime and talk on a more personal level.
Hopefully she will get the job, and you can ease your way into converstations and if she is into you than you can go out after work sometime and talk on a more personal level.
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I'm pretty sure I was wearing the cologne while I was with her in the elevator, but not 100% sure. Although I do agree with you about the bottle of pherlure, I don't really care if it works or not, bottom line is, it gives me more confidence by making me think that it works, and that in turn helps to lower my approach anxiety. So like I said before, if it really does work, than thats like a bonus to me.
And no, I've never seen or heard of the movie "Sex Panther", I just overheard the cologne Pherlure in one of the conversations between my cousins, and thought it was quite interesting, so decided to do a little research on it, and everywhere I looked, people said positive things about it, so I decided to give it a try. But I really like the idea of having a Magnum in my pocket, thats another interesting concept I have to try out...
As for Chris...
This seems to be the exact opposite of what everybody else is telling me to do, but thankfully I still have a little bit of time to think everything over and make my descion on how to approach this girl next time, IF there will be a next time...
And no, I've never seen or heard of the movie "Sex Panther", I just overheard the cologne Pherlure in one of the conversations between my cousins, and thought it was quite interesting, so decided to do a little research on it, and everywhere I looked, people said positive things about it, so I decided to give it a try. But I really like the idea of having a Magnum in my pocket, thats another interesting concept I have to try out...
As for Chris...
Originally Posted by ChrisQ1980
Honestly at this point, I think she would turn you down. Girls don't just go on a "date" with someone they JUST meet, or being approached at a place of business. Also, if she is trying to get a job there she isn't going to start off by dating someone there before she's hired.
Hopefully she will get the job, and you can ease your way into converstations and if she is into you than you can go out after work sometime and talk on a more personal level.
Hopefully she will get the job, and you can ease your way into converstations and if she is into you than you can go out after work sometime and talk on a more personal level.
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Originally Posted by AcuraKidd
I'm pretty sure I was wearing the cologne while I was with her in the elevator, but not 100% sure. And no, I've never seen or heard of the movie "Sex Panther", I just overheard the cologne Pherlure in one of the conversations between my cousins, and thought it was quite interesting, so decided to do a little research on it, and everywhere I looked, people said positive things about it, so I decided to give it a try. But I really like the idea of having a Magnum in my pocket, thats another interesting concept I have to try out...
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^^^ werd! I can tell that you are still doubting yourself up until this point, which isn't doing much for your self-confidence. As for ChrisQ's method, it's more passive than aggressive, and if you aren't careful, you will slip into the Friend Zone with her, by then, it mean no cleaninglady poontang for you.
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Cologne? Geeze dude...get a life...and a girlfriend. Nothing is sexier than smelling clean and fresh...not some cheap cologne that makes you smell like a pimp. Go ask the fucking girl out for dinner....plain and simple. Take a shower and leave the cologne at home. Good Luck.
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BTW.....those girls in the ad for that bullshit cologne look like fucking whores.....if that turns you on...you need more help than you'll get on the Acura Forum. Write Dr. Phil...maybe he can help you. OMG...those girls are fucking ugly.
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I think you did good in the elevator but in all seriousness, you're putting all your eggs in one basket. Instead of focusing on just her, use that episode in the elevator as practice and a learning experience. Then do that with like 10 other girls and sooner or later you won't need to come to AZ with posts like this, because talking will just come naturally.
Don't get me wrong, what you did in the elevator was better than what a lot of guys would do, but it's not the end of the world if you never see her again. Just use it as practice for when the next one comes along.
Don't get me wrong, what you did in the elevator was better than what a lot of guys would do, but it's not the end of the world if you never see her again. Just use it as practice for when the next one comes along.
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Originally Posted by svtmike
Use a conversation starter to show her how interesting you are. Something like
"Hi, I'm AcuraKidd. I've been watching you. Have you ever heard of the INS?"
"Hi, I'm AcuraKidd. I've been watching you. Have you ever heard of the INS?"
Originally Posted by savage
there are some websites that are dedicated to getting cleaning ladies...
they also show how to
your secretary, teacher, friends hot mom, etc...
but really, just be yourself and see if she wants to grab a coffee sometime...
they also show how to
your secretary, teacher, friends hot mom, etc...but really, just be yourself and see if she wants to grab a coffee sometime...
Did no one see these?
This thread is full of great posts, both funny and serious, and also funny while serious (darksom1)
Man up and just relax. You just need to get over the shy stage, once you get over that hump you'll start to get ass left and right. Most girls will never ever come up to you to ask you for a date, so you gotta take initiative and do it yourself.
When you're in a different part of town or in another town period, just practice talking to girls you don't know. What are the chances that they'll ever see you again or even remember you if you screw up? It's not that hard.
I agree with the post above me too, just keep asking girls out, you'll find out what works and what doesn't work, its not something that can be teached, you have to go out and do it yourself. I don't know about all that pheromone stuff but if it does give you some kind of peace of mind then use it.
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Originally Posted by shnee420
This is extremely strange, I hope you know.
YOU: I noticed your firm grip on the vacuum. It really arouses my genitals.
HER: Well I've been doing it since I was 14, I've developed great technique.
YOU: Oh yes, I can tell. You are very good at cleaning... I have a very dirty penis, if you know what I mean
HER:
I have chlamydia, so it's no problem.YOU: I have a Hoover. I will push and pull that all over your face until the light burns out.
HER: I'm sorry, I don't speak a word of English.
YOU: Neither do I
HER: This is extremely strange, I hope you know.
YOU:
No need to thank me.OMG you are so funny, I almost fell out of office chair.
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Originally Posted by Mike 350Z
...Instead of focusing on just her, use that episode in the elevator as practice and a learning experience. Then do that with like 10 other girls...
Just use it as practice for when the next one comes along.
Just use it as practice for when the next one comes along.
Its been to long and her pilot light from the elevator situation has most likely already been blown out... Good job there though... and keep it up... with someone else...
Stop wasting your cash on pheromones and save it for when you take a lady to drink a cup of poo
of coffee, to grab a beer or drink some wine...
If you want some confidence... Take the advice Mike 350Z said and try it on 10 other girls...
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Originally Posted by spooky3ce
Find another target
Its been to long and her pilot light from the elevator situation has most likely already been blown out... Good job there though... and keep it up... with someone else...
Stop wasting your cash on pheromones and save it for when you take a lady to drink a cup of poo
of coffee, to grab a beer or drink some wine...
If you want some confidence... Take the advice Mike 350Z said and try it on 10 other girls...
Its been to long and her pilot light from the elevator situation has most likely already been blown out... Good job there though... and keep it up... with someone else...
Stop wasting your cash on pheromones and save it for when you take a lady to drink a cup of poo
of coffee, to grab a beer or drink some wine...
If you want some confidence... Take the advice Mike 350Z said and try it on 10 other girls...
https://acurazine.com/forums/showthr...57#post5655757
Post #70 (and who is in the following post #75???)
:"...So I gave him an assignment. There was an area near our job where sexy women congregated for lunch. They didn't know him. So I said go over there at lunch time, and just strike up some conversations with at least 10 women (big area so no problem). I told him you are not going for results, just to build up your confidence..."
That's right...gimme my props for being first! Hahahahahaha!!
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^ Wow...Hear that Kidd?...A "fine young thang" said you need to join the masturbation thread! Hahahahaha...but knowing the Kidd's luck, he'll plan to jerk off that night, and accidentally hurt his hand before he gets home!
I know what you are thinking Kidd. You are going to wait until they hire her. Hope they put her desk near yours, so you can make goo-goo eyes at her so she will notice you and share a laugh with her. Then when the Five-Guys (supers) aren't looking, you'll slip her a note saying "If you love me say yes"!!!
But it's not going to work Kidd! Know why? Because as soon as she reads that note, she is going to give one back, with a smirk like the one on her face after the now infamous "elevator ride" saying: "Get lost creep! I never paid attention to you when I was the cleaning lady! I only talked to you so I can see if you could help me get a job. Now I have one. So what the hell makes you think that after blowing your boss and making more money than you do now (with benefits), that I would be interested in you????" Yes Kidd, all of that on the back of that little piece of paper you folded up and gave her with your note on it.
So save yourself the heartache, tell yourself she's a slut, and move on. Make yourself feel better by putting her down and loosen the top on the sugar in the break-room so she makes a mess getting coffee and everyone laughs at her!
Be a man Kidd! But if you can't...buy her something worth more than what your boss gave her! ROFLMAO!!!
I know what you are thinking Kidd. You are going to wait until they hire her. Hope they put her desk near yours, so you can make goo-goo eyes at her so she will notice you and share a laugh with her. Then when the Five-Guys (supers) aren't looking, you'll slip her a note saying "If you love me say yes"!!!
But it's not going to work Kidd! Know why? Because as soon as she reads that note, she is going to give one back, with a smirk like the one on her face after the now infamous "elevator ride" saying: "Get lost creep! I never paid attention to you when I was the cleaning lady! I only talked to you so I can see if you could help me get a job. Now I have one. So what the hell makes you think that after blowing your boss and making more money than you do now (with benefits), that I would be interested in you????" Yes Kidd, all of that on the back of that little piece of paper you folded up and gave her with your note on it.
So save yourself the heartache, tell yourself she's a slut, and move on. Make yourself feel better by putting her down and loosen the top on the sugar in the break-room so she makes a mess getting coffee and everyone laughs at her!
Be a man Kidd! But if you can't...buy her something worth more than what your boss gave her! ROFLMAO!!!
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Originally Posted by darksom1
^ Wow...Hear that Kidd?...A "fine young thang" said you need to join the masturbation thread! Hahahahaha...but knowing the Kidd's luck, he'll plan to jerk off that night, and accidentally hurt his hand before he gets home!
I know what you are thinking Kidd. You are going to wait until they hire her. Hope they put her desk near yours, so you can make goo-goo eyes at her so she will notice you and share a laugh with her. Then when the Five-Guys (supers) aren't looking, you'll slip her a note saying "If you love me say yes"!!!
But it's not going to work Kidd! Know why? Because as soon as she reads that note, she is going to give one back, with a smirk like the one on her face after the now infamous "elevator ride" saying: "Get lost creep! I never paid attention to you when I was the cleaning lady! I only talked to you so I can see if you could help me get a job. Now I have one. So what the hell makes you think that after blowing your boss and making more money than you do now (with benefits), that I would be interested in you????" Yes Kidd, all of that on the back of that little piece of paper you folded up and gave her with your note on it.
So save yourself the heartache, tell yourself she's a slut, and move on. Make yourself feel better by putting her down and loosen the top on the sugar in the break-room so she makes a mess getting coffee and everyone laughs at her!
Be a man Kidd! But if you can't...buy her something worth more than what your boss gave her! ROFLMAO!!!
I know what you are thinking Kidd. You are going to wait until they hire her. Hope they put her desk near yours, so you can make goo-goo eyes at her so she will notice you and share a laugh with her. Then when the Five-Guys (supers) aren't looking, you'll slip her a note saying "If you love me say yes"!!!
But it's not going to work Kidd! Know why? Because as soon as she reads that note, she is going to give one back, with a smirk like the one on her face after the now infamous "elevator ride" saying: "Get lost creep! I never paid attention to you when I was the cleaning lady! I only talked to you so I can see if you could help me get a job. Now I have one. So what the hell makes you think that after blowing your boss and making more money than you do now (with benefits), that I would be interested in you????" Yes Kidd, all of that on the back of that little piece of paper you folded up and gave her with your note on it.
So save yourself the heartache, tell yourself she's a slut, and move on. Make yourself feel better by putting her down and loosen the top on the sugar in the break-room so she makes a mess getting coffee and everyone laughs at her!
Be a man Kidd! But if you can't...buy her something worth more than what your boss gave her! ROFLMAO!!!
LOL you "heart" him?
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Originally Posted by darksom1
^ Wow...Hear that Kidd?...A "fine young thang" said you need to join the masturbation thread! Hahahahaha...but knowing the Kidd's luck, he'll plan to jerk off that night, and accidentally hurt his hand before he gets home!
I know what you are thinking Kidd. You are going to wait until they hire her. Hope they put her desk near yours, so you can make goo-goo eyes at her so she will notice you and share a laugh with her. Then when the Five-Guys (supers) aren't looking, you'll slip her a note saying "If you love me say yes"!!!
But it's not going to work Kidd! Know why? Because as soon as she reads that note, she is going to give one back, with a smirk like the one on her face after the now infamous "elevator ride" saying: "Get lost creep! I never paid attention to you when I was the cleaning lady! I only talked to you so I can see if you could help me get a job. Now I have one. So what the hell makes you think that after blowing your boss and making more money than you do now (with benefits), that I would be interested in you????" Yes Kidd, all of that on the back of that little piece of paper you folded up and gave her with your note on it.
So save yourself the heartache, tell yourself she's a slut, and move on. Make yourself feel better by putting her down and loosen the top on the sugar in the break-room so she makes a mess getting coffee and everyone laughs at her!
Be a man Kidd! But if you can't...buy her something worth more than what your boss gave her! ROFLMAO!!!
I know what you are thinking Kidd. You are going to wait until they hire her. Hope they put her desk near yours, so you can make goo-goo eyes at her so she will notice you and share a laugh with her. Then when the Five-Guys (supers) aren't looking, you'll slip her a note saying "If you love me say yes"!!!
But it's not going to work Kidd! Know why? Because as soon as she reads that note, she is going to give one back, with a smirk like the one on her face after the now infamous "elevator ride" saying: "Get lost creep! I never paid attention to you when I was the cleaning lady! I only talked to you so I can see if you could help me get a job. Now I have one. So what the hell makes you think that after blowing your boss and making more money than you do now (with benefits), that I would be interested in you????" Yes Kidd, all of that on the back of that little piece of paper you folded up and gave her with your note on it.
So save yourself the heartache, tell yourself she's a slut, and move on. Make yourself feel better by putting her down and loosen the top on the sugar in the break-room so she makes a mess getting coffee and everyone laughs at her!
Be a man Kidd! But if you can't...buy her something worth more than what your boss gave her! ROFLMAO!!!
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Originally Posted by darksom1
Don't ask what Spooky said. Just be yourself. Just talk to her. But if you really can't, try this:
Just go up to her, and ask her how she is doing. Tell her that you've noticed her around and that she was always quiet and kept to herself. Tell her that you also overheard the supervisor say she wouldn't be working there anymore. Tell her that you don't want her to feel weird or uncomfortable, but that you thought her going was unfortunate because you would really like to see her again. Nothing too imposing at first, bite to eat, coffeehouse, whatever she felt comfortable with. Now, you can gauge whether you should really pursue this beyond her initial reaction or vibe you get from her. You may have to insist a little, because sometimes people that clean an office feel uncomfortable with socializing with someone that actually works there. So she needs to feel you out. Just be yourself and talk about things naturally. If the woman senses that you are genuine in your approach, that you actually like her and are not just trying to lay the clean-up lady...you may succeed. If you don't, it doesn't mean she doesn't like you, just that she is uncomfortable or you may not be her type. Or she has a man.
But honestly...this way is best:
I was going to say to just go up to her and start talking about whatever. Conversation comes natural to me, but it may not to you if you are nervous. So I said something somewhat scripted above. But I really think you should just be yourself and just strike up a conversation with her. It will make her feel more relaxed around you and open up if she likes you. If she seems on the edge, just give her your number, tell her to take her time, no pressure, you just really would like to take her out for some laughs and to have a good time. Anyplace she wants, and whatever she wants to do. Whatever would make her smile. I'm telling you, this is not bullshit, women like confidence and an honest approach. If you come off with a bullshitting line or look on your face that says I want to fuck you...you are wasting your time unless she is a skeezer! Just be you, and you will be fine. Sometimes even your shyness may be a turn on. Not often, but at least that looks more genuine than the "you know I wanna fuck you" face! Hahahahaaha!
Good luck man!
Just go up to her, and ask her how she is doing. Tell her that you've noticed her around and that she was always quiet and kept to herself. Tell her that you also overheard the supervisor say she wouldn't be working there anymore. Tell her that you don't want her to feel weird or uncomfortable, but that you thought her going was unfortunate because you would really like to see her again. Nothing too imposing at first, bite to eat, coffeehouse, whatever she felt comfortable with. Now, you can gauge whether you should really pursue this beyond her initial reaction or vibe you get from her. You may have to insist a little, because sometimes people that clean an office feel uncomfortable with socializing with someone that actually works there. So she needs to feel you out. Just be yourself and talk about things naturally. If the woman senses that you are genuine in your approach, that you actually like her and are not just trying to lay the clean-up lady...you may succeed. If you don't, it doesn't mean she doesn't like you, just that she is uncomfortable or you may not be her type. Or she has a man.
But honestly...this way is best:
I was going to say to just go up to her and start talking about whatever. Conversation comes natural to me, but it may not to you if you are nervous. So I said something somewhat scripted above. But I really think you should just be yourself and just strike up a conversation with her. It will make her feel more relaxed around you and open up if she likes you. If she seems on the edge, just give her your number, tell her to take her time, no pressure, you just really would like to take her out for some laughs and to have a good time. Anyplace she wants, and whatever she wants to do. Whatever would make her smile. I'm telling you, this is not bullshit, women like confidence and an honest approach. If you come off with a bullshitting line or look on your face that says I want to fuck you...you are wasting your time unless she is a skeezer! Just be you, and you will be fine. Sometimes even your shyness may be a turn on. Not often, but at least that looks more genuine than the "you know I wanna fuck you" face! Hahahahaaha!
Good luck man!
So, where's the comment where you got hit on?! I don't have time to read this whole thread! hahahahahaaha
Originally Posted by shnee420
This is extremely strange, I hope you know.
YOU: I noticed your firm grip on the vacuum. It really arouses my genitals.
HER: Well I've been doing it since I was 14, I've developed great technique.
YOU: Oh yes, I can tell. You are very good at cleaning... I have a very dirty penis, if you know what I mean
HER:
I have chlamydia, so it's no problem.YOU: I have a Hoover. I will push and pull that all over your face until the light burns out.
HER: I'm sorry, I don't speak a word of English.
YOU: Neither do I
HER: This is extremely strange, I hope you know.
YOU:
No need to thank me.
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Originally Posted by darksom1
I SAID THAT FIRST DAMMIT!!! LOL!
https://acurazine.com/forums/showthr...57#post5655757
Post #70 (and who is in the following post #75???) :
"...So I gave him an assignment. There was an area near our job where sexy women congregated for lunch. They didn't know him. So I said go over there at lunch time, and just strike up some conversations with at least 10 women (big area so no problem). I told him you are not going for results, just to build up your confidence..."
That's right...gimme my props for being first! Hahahahahaha!!
https://acurazine.com/forums/showthr...57#post5655757
Post #70 (and who is in the following post #75???)
:"...So I gave him an assignment. There was an area near our job where sexy women congregated for lunch. They didn't know him. So I said go over there at lunch time, and just strike up some conversations with at least 10 women (big area so no problem). I told him you are not going for results, just to build up your confidence..."
That's right...gimme my props for being first! Hahahahahaha!!
Originally Posted by darksom1
^ Wow...Hear that Kidd?...A "fine young thang" said you need to join the masturbation thread! Hahahahaha...
Good to hear you are taking darksom1's advice about talking to the girls... keep it up and you'll be just like darksom1 having anal sex with 2 girls 1 cup one day...
