Hard to believe...

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, though.

 

 

X2


and scottmans "Missing My Nurses"

 

Hahahahahaha...you do know our boy very well, cuz I agree 100%!!! When she said I just wanna chill with you in the car for a little bit, she probably was already giving him signals whle he was pushing her out the car! LOL!

Kidd, I ain't agreeing with Amis on this one! No benefit of the doubt dawg! You didn't fuck her, it ain't in your DNA to be aggressive like that!! If you had nailed this chick after this "retarded reality thread" where you needed instructions on practically everything from A-Z, you would've said so.

And the most telltale sign of all would be the fact that you went out weak as shit with the ending. That "..." shit! A real player would've removed all doubt. One of these days we're gonna realize that these weak ass mofos ain't gonna fuck no matter what we do!

 

BustedKidd

If she gave it up to you in one night, you should probably get tested for STDs.

 

lulz, MD area really shines in this thread.
Kidd, why the hell would you leave it there unless you didn't know the rest of this story.
Clearly you're fabricating something you want us to believe.
I don't even know if I believe myself, but I'm going to state it as truth so you feel the need to prove that shit went down.
And also . . .

 

 

You should have started that post with, "You're never going to believe this, but..."

Then again, you're probably too young to get that reference anyway.

 

jesus this thread sucks.

 

 

 

WTF man, bring your happy ass back up in this thread and give us the rest of the story. If you're gonna lie, make it good or else tell the complete truth about what happened.

 

i can't believe i read all this shit and this clown is probably lying. no girl asks to get in the back seat unless she's a prostitute.

 

sounds like someones talking from experience

 

maybe she will ask you to clean the leaves on your ficus tree, and that is when you need to make your move

 

You sack of shit, get back in here and finish this damn story, it's the least you can do after i read through 9 pages of your bullshit

 

LOL @ Fire Isiah!

 

just say whatup to her like shes your friend.

assume that she is a cool person and if it turns out she isnt,

then u can be the one to dead her.

whenever i used to approach a girl or potential mate,

i really had nothing to lose.... its like your single, and if u lose your single.

as a boxer.

you've been knocked down, you've lost fights, yet you still keep fighting.

 

Unbelievable. I read through all of that and there is no conclusive end to the story. Hopefully your night had a happy ending unlike this story with no ending. I want to believe you but you didn’t finish your thought/tale/dream. I will say that we all seem attached to the little guy and we are pseudo living variously through his excitement. If that we not the case we wouldn’t care.

I think that we should all make up how we think the night ended for him.

Here is a thought. Maybe she tied him up and stole the TL. It is a nice car after all.

 

FUCK COME ON MAN! i read through 9 pages of drama expecting you to bang her next to a vacuum cleaner or some shit. GOD!

and darksom, you need to give me your fucking number or something, i swear to god you piss out wine and shit solid gold

 

You want darksom to get up in your guts? He do it on tha regulah for you...

 

what does that even mean?

 

It means you better be prepared for the wrath of darksom.

 

 

Wow, thats one of the worst pick up lines I've ever heard.

 

lolz, i didnt want to pick him up. im a guy, he's a chick magnet >.>

 

^ A Magnum wearing magnet ya heard!!

Don't sweat it young-gunner...I know what you meant! The boys don't play fair in here! Hahahaha!

 

Magnum = ...big feet?

 

god this kid was the biggest puss....

 

The cleaning girl asked me out last night so I thought this needed bumped

 

wtf happened wit this shit i remember this thread from a while ago.... i didnt even read his story i just went to pg 9 read all your reactions n decided i should prob use this time to study for my test at 2:00

 

WTF man, dont leave us hanging like roast pork in a chinese restaurant!!
Shit, get you ass back here and update us.

 

Alright, here's the long awaited update...

Since I sold my laptop a while ago, I basically didn't have a computer at home, and the only thing I had was my iPhone, which its really hard to post on. That was one of the reasons why I disappeared from here for a while...

Anyways, veronica really wanted a job at the office, but it's all political and nobody wanted to appoint her. I put in a good word for her to all my 6 supervisors, but that really wasn't enough.

Remember that time when I made post sayin that she wanted me to sit with her in the back of my car? well I dont know why you all came to the conclusion that she wanted to fuck me or anything...

what really happened was that she had a long conversation with me about some personal things, and how she really needed a job since she just got layed off her cleaning job.

Basically, I tried my best to get her in, but it just didn't happen, and she kinda got mad at me and said I wasn't trying hard enough. I kinda jokingly told her that most girls would bend over backwards for this job, and I guess she didn't get the joke, and got even more upset with me.

On feb 5th, which was election day, she came into the office, at which time I was busy as hell and just wanted to hang myself from all the work I had to do (i work at the board of elections, and election days are usually really big for us, but this presidental primary was just hell), she spoke to one of the supervisors, and then passed by my desk and just said "hi" as if she was still mad at me...

she kept going, spoke with one of the other ladies in my dept, and then left. That was basically the last time I saw her...

And that my friends is the end of the line for this story...but it was good while it lasted.

 

How hard is it to type, "I'm a pussy and didnt get any poon" on your iphone?

 

 

She was using you; that type of person would have been enough to make me instead of getting to "know" her.
The conversation in the back of the car would have made me .

 

This post made my day

 

ummmm you dont understand why we would think that you banged her when you said you climbed in the backseat with her? I cant think of any other reason that Ive ever seen the backseat of my car aside from being drunk and ending up back there somehow when someone else drove

 

Sooooo???? You going?