I'm not trying to go and play babysitter when we go out which is what it's looking like I'd end up having to do.

 

Ross got friendzoned, and realized that he's gay

 

^winner winner chicken dinner

 

Ross, go out with her once and see what happens. You don't KNOW you'll end up babysitting until you actually go out. If you do babysit, give her the bootwork. If you don't, do some pipework and send us pictures.

 

This thread disappoints...

 

They usually do. That's why I take pics of chicks I bang prior to posting about it

 

I wonder if it was a guy all along?

 

Beat me to it. Boo this man!!! (OP)

 

Hangs out with girl, already thinking about relationship.


Dude, you should have come on strong and fucked the first night, not get her blackout drunk. Now you're in the dramazone.. the split between friend and designated driver. You know, she's getting fucked in the bathroom by some random dude she met on the dance floor, because she's wasted, but knows she can depend on you to take her home and tuck her in after.

 

You're late to the party.

 

 

I was too busy banging OPs girl in the bathroom

 

 

Hi, I'm a month ago, have we met?

 

Did we meet at a bar on 5th?

 

I don't go to your kind of bar

 

I know, you're banned, comeback when you patch that hole you made in the bathroom stall.

 

That wasn't me, that was Mr. Maker

 

Was he holding a bottle of beer through that hole or was he happy to see me?

 

 

Given the size of the hole, it had to be a bottle

 

 

 

Hold my beer

 

 

 

Ross, any update? Or have you finally realized that you can admit to us that you play for both teams?

 

 

He wants my D

 

Who doesn't?