Getting Mixed Signals
I fell through the glass doors
Started causing a scene
Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washing machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smoking crack all day
And doped up off coke and smack
Started causing a scene
Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washing machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smoking crack all day
And doped up off coke and smack
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From: ShitsBurgh
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Prediction:
Asked on "date". Picker her up, spent $100 on dinner, appletinis and a huge plate of alfredo pasta. The majority of the evening was spent with her sharing how much she misses her ex because of how good he is in the sack and how she can't fathom ever having to bang anyone with a smaller unit than his. She kept farting and burping and giggling about it while punching Ross in the shoulder playfully and calling him "bro".
Toward the end of the evening she pulled out an "Elle" magazine and asked Ross for his opinion on nail polish colors and brands. He walked her to the front door, carrying her purse for her. When he leaned in for a kiss he was met with her turning around to hand him the leash for him to walk her pomeranian to make duty. She promised a 2nd date, but she called it a "spa day" since he gives the best advice and could use some "manscaping".
All is not lost though, he still went home and beat the sht out of his dk to her.
Asked on "date". Picker her up, spent $100 on dinner, appletinis and a huge plate of alfredo pasta. The majority of the evening was spent with her sharing how much she misses her ex because of how good he is in the sack and how she can't fathom ever having to bang anyone with a smaller unit than his. She kept farting and burping and giggling about it while punching Ross in the shoulder playfully and calling him "bro".
Toward the end of the evening she pulled out an "Elle" magazine and asked Ross for his opinion on nail polish colors and brands. He walked her to the front door, carrying her purse for her. When he leaned in for a kiss he was met with her turning around to hand him the leash for him to walk her pomeranian to make duty. She promised a 2nd date, but she called it a "spa day" since he gives the best advice and could use some "manscaping".
All is not lost though, he still went home and beat the sht out of his dk to her.
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I kind of let this fizzle out. We ended up having dinner Sunday afternoon and it went good. But the more I think about it, I don't think this would actually end up working out. She's a pretty cool girl but, I'm starting to realize that she's one of those girls that either doesn't know her limit with drinking or just literally tries to get fucking blackout everytime we go out. And I'm not about to be a damn babysitter 4 or 5 times a week.
@ J
@ J
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Hmmm...sounds like my story is exactly what happened and this is your rebuttal to save face!
LOL...
dude, every girl doesn't have to be the love of your life. I wish I had learned that earlier on. She could be your blackout drunk put it in the buttt Friday night girl!
LOL...
dude, every girl doesn't have to be the love of your life. I wish I had learned that earlier on. She could be your blackout drunk put it in the buttt Friday night girl!
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Honestly, yes. I've never been one to just be able to go right ahead and bang. I have to feel some sort of connection with the girl. Can be as simple as us both agreeing that we like dogs, or maybe ice cream 
Thanks Austin...lol.
Thanks Austin...lol.
No. Not all guys are built the same. And there is nothing wrong with not wanting a drunk idiot sexual partner.
Kind of? You did or you didn't. So you let a potential gf/sexual partner go because you're not sure what she is doing or why she is doing it?
Again, the lack of being up front and decisive is the problem. Why not just ask her why she is drinking so much?
One of a few things happens after that. But at least ONE thing HAPPENS.
I kind of let this fizzle out. We ended up having dinner Sunday afternoon and it went well. But the more I think about it, I don't think this would actually end up working out. She's a pretty cool girl but, I'm starting to realize that she's one of those girls that either doesn't know her limit with drinking or just literally tries to get fucking blackout everytime we go out. And I'm not about to be a damn babysitter 4 or 5 times a week.
Again, the lack of being up front and decisive is the problem. Why not just ask her why she is drinking so much?
f. "Oh, I'm just out to have a good time and party!!"
m. "Well that's cool. I'm all for that occasionally I guess. But to be honest I'm not really into a girl that wants to get hammered and basically make me a babysitter all the time. So if that's your thing I guess we should part ways."
m. "Well that's cool. I'm all for that occasionally I guess. But to be honest I'm not really into a girl that wants to get hammered and basically make me a babysitter all the time. So if that's your thing I guess we should part ways."
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