Ok so i set up my best buddy with this ho i know because he hadn't been getting any in a while etc. and she was a fun girl to hang with. Don't get me wrong this girl is smoking hot, but looks like a porn star, literally. Huge DD knockers, bleached blonde,..anyways you get the idea. My buddy is a real innocent guy..his ex was this goody goody girl he dated for 6 years but didn't work out when she moved out of the country. I mean he didn't even have sex with his ex b/c they wanted to 'wait'! However he's already fucked this new girl within 3 days of hooking up, which was obviously her pressuring him, and he felt terrible that he lost his virginity to her.

Now the problem is he's starting to get serious with her and this chick is a PSYCHOPATH. he's the most easy going guy ever, a huge pushover..but with her they get into all sorts of nasty fights, to the point of almost having the police involved i.e. they got in a Huge food fight in the denny's parking lot and her brother had to pick her up at 4am...the list goes on. the funny thing is she's been through worse, guys beating her etc. and its funny when i heard her moms reaction to that particular fight - "Just don't eat in the car". goes to show where she's coming from. Back to the point i can tell he's falling for her. He's bought her dior purses, fendi wallets, jewelry, and all sorts of other shit. he drops hints like he thinks he can change her for the better, that she's a good girl deep down, etc. he's seems to be scarred to lose her..and its not like he's a fugly guy.

So he obviously knows that i dislike her for him, and i tell him all the time of all the pitfalls of getting involved with this type of girl and it doesn't get through to him. It makes me sick..they get into humongous fights daily, break up, and get back together like its nothing. So you might be thinking..ok the sex must be GREAT. its not, he says she's like a dead cow in bed, doesn't move lol.

What would you do? i mean i tell the guy every chance i get what a mistake she is, but he doesn't man up and leave her. all his other friends tell him the same also. I feel like our last option is to have an "intervention". They've been together for like 5 months now with no real end in sight...i'm tired of telling him about it...maybe i should just hang up the towel and say FUCK it, i tried but its not my problem.

 

Just like every other case, show us the pics......

Its a sliding scale of ratios and algorithms, the hotter the more tolerant...I should make a chart...

 

 

Too bad. It's tragic when a dude doesn't follow the rational, honest opinion of his buddies, who know better. It's like when he ejaculates in her cooch, he shoots his brain in there as well. It's pretty obvious he got his own issues tho (probably a byproduct of a bad, abusive relationship himself?).

But maybe at this point, he has to just learn from himself ...

 

Time to feed the puppy some new pussy, since it seems he dosent want to try to feed himself.

 

Dude is offically pussy whooped. What he NEEDS to do is... Reverse it on her. Dont be Pussy whooped... Whip That Pussy!!! I guarantee you she's had better dick before and so if he isnt handling it like a beast she not gonna give a fuck of what she does cuz he aint shyt to her. FEEL ME? Just sit back let him learn and if possible get a BJ or 2 out that bitch on the side

He's probably gonna end up like Paul Rudd from The 40 Year Old Virgin... is her name Amy by any chance?

 

Hey bud,
First off, you hooked them up together. I know you did it based on the fact that you wanna help your friend to get lucky so you hooked him up with this hot slut. A good friend would do that but com'on, a "ho"??
Second, it's been only 5 months and he's already that into her? He thinks deep down she's a goody good girl who just a ho on the surface I'll tell ya, your buddy has already fallen in love with this girl based on the fact that she's smoking hot and can get ass anyday (something he couldn't with the ex of 6 years.)
If he's truly your bestfriend, I would sit him down and talk to him. I would tell him how I feel about the girl and how he should no longer continue this relationship. It is then up to him to decide if he should dump her or stick with her. Keep in mind man, the decision is his to make, not yours and you are only there to advice him.
Everybody wants to fuck a smoking hot girl, but only the smart ones know when to leave

 

That is indeed true. The hotter the girl, the more shit you'd put up. The problem is when should a guy know the limit and when he should say "this is enough." In today's society, most people don't know when to stop tolerating and you get a bunch of long term relationships that end up going no where, or even crazy marriages that end up in a heated divorce battle.


hotter the girl, the more tolerate the guy get.
richer the guy, the uglier a woman would date.

tru story

 

i def agree with the first one... in order to simplify i thought i would throw together a quick chart for a visual reference...

 

^ the above scenario can be altered by replacing "Tolerance of Guy" to "Richer the guy"
and "Hotness of a girl" be replaced as tolerance of a girl.

 

Don't worry, she sounds like the type that'll use him and loose him, just wait it out and wait for her to toss him aside for the next dong in line

 

^ I agree. If he's that sucked into her, (no pun intended) then she'll scar him and teach him his lesson in due time. You did the gracious favor of getting your buddy laid, now he has to learn how to get back up (also no pun intended)...reps to you for hooking him up with guaranteed tang though!!!

 

the above chart is sooo true and everyone should have a copy


Everyone should read this...its pretty much a life lesson, I date hot girls

 

this doesn't add up. If he felt bad about losing it to her, he wouldn't have continued to have a relationship with her? If she is crazy, hot, but the sex is terrible, what are you staying around for? What does he actually find attractive in her? If the girl is hot, but a dead cow in bed, those cancel each other out...and then add in the other stuff and you are in negative territory.


Are they 12?

 

Did you fuck her already to know this?

 

This terrible sex is still better than what he has gotten in his past (nothing)... But it's coming at a price. Find him a better girl and pay this one to go away.

Mike

 

So silly yet true.........HAHAHAHA

 

Algorithms...

 

How about find the guy's ex then do a way for them to get back together. His ex might still be interested in him and I think still concerned about the present situation of the guy...

 

do you think he could be hanging onto the ho to cover the pain and trauma the ex left him with?

 

Updated version:

 

I actually did the 'homie' thing and passed her on to him. I can tell you I definitely had my chance to hook up with her, but didn't do more than give a couple of honks to those silicone bad boys. I kinda wish i had stuck it to her when i had the chance, but she's taboo (in my mind) now b/c he's emotionally vested in her, and i'm too good a friend to hurt him.

I've already had a 'sit down' with him, and it hasn't gone anywhere. I mean the guy has already takes her and her mom out to dinner. Its funny, cuz she's soo fucked in the head that she doesn't even realize somehow in life she has a good guy that cares about her, but her brain isn't wired up to appreciate that, I mean he's an I-banker, a nice guy, and drives a cl600 and 645ci. I know what you're thinking - GOLDDIGGER!!

The first time i realized he actually CARES for her was when i tried to get him to to out with me with some other single chicks and he gave me the run around then finally admitted he'd feel guilty doing that to her. I was in SHOCK.

This is what i think (and hope) will happen. I never really understood how two ppl who love each other one day and get married or what not wind up with one dead and the other one with a bloody knife in their hand, but seeing what she does to him gave me some insight haha.

I always kinda felt a guy could tolerate a hot girls bullshit for about 6 months or so, then you just get over it....lets see if it holds true...otherwise if they get engaged (god forbid) i'll post some pics

 

What not post them now?

 

ussi,
get some pictures of her and post them on AZ. We want to see what she's like and why your friend is so in love with this chick.
If she's indeed a ho, and he's your bestfriend. You should NOT have hooked them up, talk about being good friends

 

So you aren't going to hook me up with some hoes then?

 

What great friend you are man, you help your friend get laid and now trying to help him get out of nasty relationship~ Got any other friend who is not such a ho-bag?

 

Wait you said he was a virgin before he hooked up with this chick? How can a guy that's pushin those kinds of cars be a virgin??? Also I was wondering why a chick like that would hook up with a virgin (or an inexperienced guy) but when you mentioned the cars i can see why.

Still though, something doesn't add up here. If he's got that kind of dough I'd assume he'd know how to deal with broads like that by now.

 

hm, i'll see if i can get a pic, i try not to hang out with her, might be a few days at least.
honestly i didn't and still don't see the problem with hooking up any of my friends with a ho, i mean i made it clear to him the type of girl she was, the rest was up to him. i could care less if he uses, abuses, and dumps her, but i don't want to see that happen to my buddy. its a double standard i know, but who cares, she's a ho, and he's a good guy.

 

Don't get me wrong, I VIP alot of my good friends at my club. At times, I even get the girls to give them "special" treaments. However, when it comes to good friends, you can do that, but best friend..... you kinda want to hook him up with a "nice" girl than a ho


Dig up some pictures if you can. I wanna see this ho. If all goes well, I can relocate her here to work for me.

 

can you post pics of your next crop of candidates? we can help you decide

 

What about a myspace link

 

You didn't do anything wrong. There was no way of knowing your friend would end up falling for the cum dumpster like he has.


I think this will fix itself with time, though. She'll end up cheating on him and he'll find out, or she'll just leave him when she finds a new slong to slob.

 

Even Ms. Cleo could see this coming. If your friend is such a push-over, push him out of this girls life.

 

What kind of friend are you to hook up your friend who you know is a good guy with a ho??? Admittedly you were concerned with him getting laid and getting over the ex but couldn't you at least find someone halfway decent not some psycho ho???

 

You can't be held responsible for anything, some people just need to learn the hard way. It sounds like she is obviously a ho and if fell for her, I'm not sure how much you had to do with that.

 

Don't blame the real estate agent for a leaky roof. All he did was broker a deal.

It's his boy's fault for tryin to turn a psycho ho into a housewife!

 

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No pictures needed. ussi got his points acrossed and questions answered.