A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

"Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!"

The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the driveway. She brought it inside, opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday.

 

4/10

 

old/10

 

dirt/10

 

That was funny. 9/10

 

Was that suppose to be funny?

 

/ 10

 

my parents might have enjoyed that joke

 

i enjoyed it

 

I chuckled slightly.

Sounds like something my folks would like.

 

Not too bad. I'll give it a 7/10.

 

i liked it... i thought it was gonna be him with a bow on his head!

 

thought it was amusing, i'll go w/ 7/10 as well

 

5.2/10