rockstar143 didn't want to jeepbro but couldn't sell - jeep wrangler TJ
11-06-2019, 01:10 PM
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You can off road anything, just depends on how much damage you're willing to deal with. 
11-06-2019, 01:15 PM
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11-06-2019, 01:23 PM
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11-06-2019, 01:53 PM
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I just watched the Kia video at Moab 
TLDR; Buy something 4WD / AWD with decent tires, automatic, and average ground clearance ... you can pretty much get over anything the average consumer would encounter..
TLDR; Buy something 4WD / AWD with decent tires, automatic, and average ground clearance ... you can pretty much get over anything the average consumer would encounter..
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11-06-2019, 05:36 PM
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I'll just leave this here:
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11-06-2019, 07:12 PM
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11-06-2019, 07:12 PM
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In many ways, my Hyundai Optimaudi is just as able to off-road as J's Jeep. Bro. 
11-12-2019, 06:36 PM
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Gawtdamn, I wanna jeepbrodown.
Do I need to give up my dignity first or does that come after bolting on the angryface grille?
Do I need to give up my dignity first or does that come after bolting on the angryface grille?
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11-12-2019, 11:02 PM
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Jeep brah
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11-13-2019, 08:42 AM
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11-13-2019, 09:28 AM
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It's not even water.
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11-13-2019, 10:07 AM
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"wide mouth bottle"
subtle humblebrag.
subtle humblebrag.
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11-13-2019, 10:08 AM
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11-13-2019, 10:10 AM
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But real G's know that you only need a wide mouth bottle when you've got those prostate problems and the stream is all unpredictable.
I got that lazer blaster... 3 hour energy bottle from 10 feet. Nothing but net.
I got that lazer blaster... 3 hour energy bottle from 10 feet. Nothing but net.
11-13-2019, 12:24 PM
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lmao...
get that zephyr regular hole and just squeeze pee hole into that bitch and keep enough pressure to keep the stream going right in...
then prop up one ass cheek to give you enough angle to tilt the bottle.
Avoid that toxic shock back feed.
11-14-2019, 12:18 PM
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11-17-2019, 11:55 AM
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Bruh, saw this full sick Rubicon this morning
11-17-2019, 11:57 AM
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Then this sweet Unlimited. Fully mall spec. So tits.
You can see my piece of shit wagon in the reflection. Like the universe is saying I can see myself in a Jeep, bro.
You can see my piece of shit wagon in the reflection. Like the universe is saying I can see myself in a Jeep, bro.
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11-17-2019, 01:22 PM
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Did the red Jeepbro owner wonder why you were taking a pic of his jeep, bro?
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11-18-2019, 06:47 AM
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^fuckin love H for knowing how to use commas. Not comas, MM.
@cu2wagon My neighbor is thinking about grabbing an unlimited or unlimited rubi for his chick to daily drive. His main reason for not getting something too nice is she parks in a daycare parking lot in Dade county and would accrue door dings so he's like shit, in a Wrangler, let these stupid motherfuckers open doors into the sliders.
Anyway, that would be awesome because then I'd have a Jeep Bro across the street and wouldn't need a Wench to pull me out (nor a winch).
Most of the muddy places we go to anyway we'd have to bring a boat anchor since there aren't too many trees to tie off to. Either way, getting stuck
is the part of the shit I don't like...I don't mind if it happens when you're trying to navigate something you shouldn't be able to get through but purposely
driving through mud pits to get stuck and avoiding the part of the trail you could have made it through seems stupid to me.
I put Z down for a nap on Saturday and fell asleep with her...woke up and minivan is out front but the house is quiet. WTF...then I notice the Jeep is gone
Fuck it, good...she finally had the balls to practice manual again. She went up to Holiday Park around the lake...when she got back her daughter was making fun of her
for stalling. I'm like how many times did you? She said 5...I was like, not fuckin bad cause the jeep is hard as fuck to drive smoothly. So I went around the block with her
gave her some pointers on clutch release and then she was perfect. She took them again and this time didn't stall at all.
The whole point was for her to have a toy car to have fun with too so it was nice that she is actually using it.
@cu2wagon My neighbor is thinking about grabbing an unlimited or unlimited rubi for his chick to daily drive. His main reason for not getting something too nice is she parks in a daycare parking lot in Dade county and would accrue door dings so he's like shit, in a Wrangler, let these stupid motherfuckers open doors into the sliders.
Anyway, that would be awesome because then I'd have a Jeep Bro across the street and wouldn't need a Wench to pull me out (nor a winch).
Most of the muddy places we go to anyway we'd have to bring a boat anchor since there aren't too many trees to tie off to. Either way, getting stuck
is the part of the shit I don't like...I don't mind if it happens when you're trying to navigate something you shouldn't be able to get through but purposely
driving through mud pits to get stuck and avoiding the part of the trail you could have made it through seems stupid to me.
I put Z down for a nap on Saturday and fell asleep with her...woke up and minivan is out front but the house is quiet. WTF...then I notice the Jeep is gone
Fuck it, good...she finally had the balls to practice manual again. She went up to Holiday Park around the lake...when she got back her daughter was making fun of her
for stalling. I'm like how many times did you? She said 5...I was like, not fuckin bad cause the jeep is hard as fuck to drive smoothly. So I went around the block with her
gave her some pointers on clutch release and then she was perfect. She took them again and this time didn't stall at all.
The whole point was for her to have a toy car to have fun with too so it was nice that she is actually using it.
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11-18-2019, 10:34 AM
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I love that I don't have to give a shit about where I park now. It's impossible for almost any car to door ding me. They'll just bend their own door on the rock slider or hit the tires.
It's one of the finest features of the Jeep.
It's one of the finest features of the Jeep.
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11-18-2019, 01:01 PM
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Null and proud of it
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11-18-2019, 07:53 PM
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I see the nice placement of the S2k... 
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11-18-2019, 08:01 PM
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11-18-2019, 10:20 PM
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Jeepbros gonna jeepbro. Page 15 in the Basic Bitch Jeep catalog.
11-19-2019, 11:17 AM
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