The Official Honda S2000 Thread
09-13-2018, 07:16 AM
Thanks Dennis 
You rock!
You rock!
09-13-2018, 09:31 AM
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Dennis's is the bigger one, right?
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TacoBello (09-13-2018)
09-13-2018, 09:36 AM
Not to promote a stereotype but yes...yes it is.
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TacoBello (09-13-2018)
09-13-2018, 10:07 AM
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It looks good, J.
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rockstar143 (09-13-2018)
09-13-2018, 11:36 AM
thanks, Adam...
damn thing has aged pretty magnificently.
damn thing has aged pretty magnificently.
09-13-2018, 11:40 AM
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those pix are so dirty
09-13-2018, 11:45 AM
Well, I had rubbed the newer one a bit so it wasn't fully soft anymore by the time I installed it. Calm down boys...
09-13-2018, 11:48 AM
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I thought he was just referring to your dirty as laminate floors and the lack of leather protectant 
09-13-2018, 11:54 AM
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I was talking about his dirty finger(s) after poking that black hole.
09-13-2018, 12:01 PM
that's the dining table, smart ass...
and i'll stick my finger in your anus. to be clear.
and i'll stick my finger in your anus. to be clear.
09-13-2018, 12:21 PM
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I know you would 
By the way, nice cup holder. I was gonna ask why not use the 2 under the sliding door... then i remember how useless they were and how many times i knocked things over when i shift...
By the way, nice cup holder. I was gonna ask why not use the 2 under the sliding door... then i remember how useless they were and how many times i knocked things over when i shift...
09-13-2018, 12:57 PM
I also HATE when it's in the way of resting your arm comfortably...
I actually put my coffee mug on my left near my side when my GF is in the car...
I actually put my coffee mug on my left near my side when my GF is in the car...
09-13-2018, 01:11 PM
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Dont you love their ingenious design of the splitter for those 2 cup holders? when a bit of soda spills on it and it will never open again
09-13-2018, 01:12 PM
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Solution: stop drinking soda 
09-13-2018, 01:13 PM
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um..... sometimes u need soda... water just doesnt cut it...
09-13-2018, 01:34 PM
water always cuts it.
09-13-2018, 01:50 PM
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meh...
09-13-2018, 01:57 PM
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That’s why I keep a bottle of gin in my center console.
09-13-2018, 02:01 PM
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I keep a bottle of Listerine in the glove box..
same thing?
same thing?
Spoiler
09-13-2018, 02:08 PM
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No not the same. If I drank listerine, I’d smell respectable. I prefer smelling like a hobo instead.
09-13-2018, 03:06 PM
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09-14-2018, 01:49 AM
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Though that smiley doesn’t look homeless enough. Shame.
09-14-2018, 06:29 AM
I might drive my S2000 this weekend.
09-14-2018, 07:19 AM
09-14-2018, 07:36 AM
if you are sucking dick in an S2000 I really hope you have a good chiropractor lined up
09-19-2018, 09:50 AM
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09-19-2018, 10:10 AM
same as your knee surgeon 
ho.
ho.
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09-19-2018, 10:12 AM
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I've had a lot of experiences in the S2000 but that is not one of them
09-19-2018, 10:19 AM
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Sounds like you need an even *better* neighborhood.
09-19-2018, 10:30 AM
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09-19-2018, 10:32 AM
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09-19-2018, 11:33 AM
how the fuck is he gonna drive and suck dick if I'm the passenger though 
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TacoBello (09-19-2018)
09-19-2018, 11:35 AM
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1. Lots of stretching.
2. Multitasking.
3. If he’s done it enough times, it becomes muscle memory.
2. Multitasking.
3. If he’s done it enough times, it becomes muscle memory.
09-20-2018, 11:14 AM
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This was minutes before I hit some fresh roadkill and splattered guts underneath the car and all over the drivers side strake 
My coworkers love making me feel poor
My coworkers love making me feel poor
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nist7 (09-21-2018)
09-20-2018, 11:23 AM
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Ehh your car is more fun to drive
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CLtotheTL32 (09-22-2018)
09-20-2018, 11:29 AM
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Poor ass MFers can’t even afford a sunshade in their expensive ass whips 
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CLtotheTL32 (09-22-2018)
09-20-2018, 11:32 AM
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You should drop your top and put the sunshade on 
09-20-2018, 11:34 AM
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09-20-2018, 11:35 AM
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I see S6, S7 and Porsche in the back too.. damn your company pays well.
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