Joke for Audi fans!
12-15-2007, 02:21 AM
#1
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Joke for Audi fans!
A German guy approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex vis you"
"Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky"
"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky"
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs.."
The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.
"Now you vill get on your hans and knees."
She duly does this, balancing on the springs.
"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."
She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying. The sex is fantastic.
She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath.
Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing.. what do you call that?"
"Ah", says the German...
"Four-sprung duck technique"
"Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky"
"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky"
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs.."
The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.
"Now you vill get on your hans and knees."
She duly does this, balancing on the springs.
"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."
She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying. The sex is fantastic.
She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath.
Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing.. what do you call that?"
"Ah", says the German...
"Four-sprung duck technique"
12-15-2007, 02:27 PM
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Vorsprung Durch Technik = head start through technology ... that's the maxim (aka motto) that Audi uses.
That's why it's a (weak) Audi joke.
That's why it's a (weak) Audi joke.
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12-15-2007, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by derrick
Vorsprung Durch Technik = head start through technology ... that's the maxim (aka motto) that Audi uses.
That's why it's a (weak) Audi joke.
That's why it's a (weak) Audi joke.
"A" for trying...?
12-15-2007, 03:08 PM
#10
The sizzle in the Steak
Fail / 10
12-15-2007, 03:45 PM
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I've got a lot of friends with Audis and I was looking for another good Audi joke (I'm starting to run out of material). Unfortunately, I didn't find it here. I'm not sure they would get the joke and they are diehard Audi people.
12-15-2007, 04:04 PM
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12-15-2007, 05:49 PM
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12-15-2007, 06:15 PM
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hey, i have an idea. start another thread. or 12. ;p
12-15-2007, 06:19 PM
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^ Well, good idea! I know what could fix this thread...! 
Aston Martin pics!
Aston Martin pics!
12-15-2007, 06:20 PM
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Hoo-ha!
12-15-2007, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by EuRTSX
I'm generous. 2/20.
2 Whole points.
2 Whole points.
12-15-2007, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by stangg172004
i swear just post a pic of an Aston and even the worst threads are saved...
That rule only applies with pictures of hot women or attractive female
. 
This thread?
1.275/10 for effort.
12-16-2007, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Will Y.
Nope.
That rule only applies with pictures of hot women or attractive female.
This thread?
1.275/10 for effort.
That rule only applies with pictures of hot women or attractive female
. This thread?
1.275/10 for effort.
12-16-2007, 04:07 PM
#27
how handsome I am
Originally Posted by Yumchah
A German guy approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex vis you"
"Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky"
"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky"
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs.."
The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.
"Now you vill get on your hans and knees."
She duly does this, balancing on the springs.
"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."
She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying. The sex is fantastic.
She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath.
Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing.. what do you call that?"
"Ah", says the German...
"Four-sprung duck technique"
"Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky"
"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky"
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs.."
The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.
"Now you vill get on your hans and knees."
She duly does this, balancing on the springs.
"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."
She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying. The sex is fantastic.
She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath.
Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing.. what do you call that?"
"Ah", says the German...
"Four-sprung duck technique"
-10/10
12-16-2007, 06:29 PM
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^ Goes to show, Aston Martin can save anything. 
Heck, if you put GeishaGirl into an Aston Martin...she'd suddenly look like Kelly Hu.
Heck, if you put GeishaGirl into an Aston Martin...she'd suddenly look like Kelly Hu.
12-16-2007, 06:38 PM
#30
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
^ Goes to show, Aston Martin can save anything.
Heck, if you put GeishaGirl into an Aston Martin...she'd suddenly look like Kelly Hu.
Heck, if you put GeishaGirl into an Aston Martin...she'd suddenly look like Kelly Hu.
12-16-2007, 06:41 PM
#31
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Originally Posted by nokiaman
The aston martin saved it but some CGT pictures would have given you forgiveness..
12-16-2007, 07:14 PM
#32
Suzuka Master
^ I think a poll is in need to prove the superiority of the CGT against that two door badged Jaguar err Aston Martin. If you want me to suck a treelimb, find me which trees where they got the wood for the cgt shiftnobs and I'll be happy to oblige
12-17-2007, 01:28 PM
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The sizzle in the Steak
Once again the world is saved by Aston Martin!!!! 
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