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04-21-2009, 08:28 AM

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Lets keep the theme and change the Caddy "ad" to this:

Mr. Kasparov is waiting...

Kasparov got beat by a computer

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04-21-2009, 09:13 AM

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You are way too fucking serious.

Are you the VP of Marketing who came up with this billboard ads? How can you be so sure with all of this??

You are trying too hard, IMHO.

Don't worry, no one really takes him seriously. He's been the dick of the forum for a while now. Just try to ignore.

He'll probably respond this first by looking for a misspelled word or pointing out improper grammar. Then he will point out some past asshole thing he did that only he is proud of, but that won't make anyone like him more that than they do now. At least he seems happy with himself.

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04-21-2009, 09:20 AM

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^ ooh.. alright. cool.

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04-21-2009, 12:17 PM

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Who gives a shit about chess? It started as chess and has long since morphed into something more than it.

You want to keep in the chess theme, by all means knock yourself out.

I thought the paraphrased quote from "The Untouchables" was apropos.

seriously now.

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04-21-2009, 12:27 PM

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Fuck it. Somebody paste a Saab Viggen fighter plane on to a billboard.

Chess < Knives < Guns < Missiles. Thanks for letting Saab win the escalation wars.

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04-21-2009, 01:21 PM

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04-21-2009, 01:36 PM

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Fuck it. Somebody paste a Saab Viggen fighter plane on to a billboard.

Chess < Knives < Guns < Missiles. Thanks for letting Saab win the escalation wars.

You can't drive a Saab Viggen on the road ... Unless you're the dictator of a 3rd world country of course

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04-21-2009, 01:42 PM

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Apparently, marketing is too hard for some idiots in here to comprehend. Seriously.

Just stop.

I'm sure Audi had 'The Art of War" in mind when they made that billboard

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04-21-2009, 02:03 PM

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You can't drive a Saab Viggen on the road ... Unless you're the dictator of a 3rd world country of course

Flying > Driving. I'll blow up your road.

Checkmate.

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04-21-2009, 02:36 PM

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Checkmate.

Don't start that chess shit again

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04-21-2009, 02:43 PM

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04-21-2009, 03:33 PM

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Don't start that chess shit again

Just messin.

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04-21-2009, 04:09 PM

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Kasparov got beat by a computer

Damn, I thought I had a good one. But no one knows what the computer is called. No credit for a good one? Damn. Back to Marketing 101.

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04-21-2009, 05:04 PM

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But no one knows what the computer is called. No credit for a good one?

Skynet

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04-21-2009, 05:34 PM

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Damn, I thought I had a good one. But no one knows what the computer is called. No credit for a good one? Damn. Back to Marketing 101.

IBM's Deep Blue

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04-21-2009, 05:46 PM

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IBM's Deep Blue

You start throwing that around and it'll suck all the funny out of the room quicker than air through a pinhole on the Space Station.

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04-21-2009, 06:26 PM

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^^ Even faster than a knifefight ad response?

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04-22-2009, 05:38 AM

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04-22-2009, 08:31 AM

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^^ Even faster than a knifefight ad response?

I meant no one will know what IBM Deep Blue is

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04-22-2009, 11:39 AM

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A pic of an R8 with O'RLY? would be the only way to come back at this.

That would be awesome.

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04-22-2009, 11:57 AM

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^ Page 4...

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04-22-2009, 12:08 PM

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^ Page 4...

Ahh. I see.
Just saw this thread for the first time today, and didn't go looking through all the pages (obviously...

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That's awesome though. haha

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06-13-2009, 09:34 AM

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Audi picked another fight, I dont think they will win this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaJK9WqAvnQ

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06-13-2009, 09:37 PM

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Going after the big boys now.

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06-13-2009, 10:53 PM

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You can't drive a Saab Viggen on the road ... Unless you're the dictator of a 3rd world country of course

ha, actually you can drive a Saab Viggen on the road, the Saab 9-3 Viggen

http://www.saabsunited.com/2008/03/s...en-review.html

But you can't drive a Saab Draken on the road

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06-13-2009, 10:56 PM

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Audi picked another fight, I dont think they will win this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaJK9WqAvnQ

I saw that earlier, I thought it was a great commercial

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06-14-2009, 01:29 PM

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ha, actually you can drive a Saab Viggen on the road, the Saab 9-3 Viggen

http://www.saabsunited.com/2008/03/s...en-review.html

But you can't drive a Saab Draken on the road

I love the Saab 9-3 Viggen!!

Awesome car.