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Old Mar 11, 2006 | 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Mike97 3.0P

Dead gum...... That bitch is sure making a lot of money.... All her March calendar was booked.....
Old Mar 11, 2006 | 08:53 AM
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Think about it this way: she's like a pro athlete. She'd better make her money now since she'll be all washed up by her late 30's, or she'll have to take a lower "salary"
Old Mar 11, 2006 | 11:32 AM
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damn 4k??? i wonder what she is willing to do
Old Mar 11, 2006 | 12:40 PM
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For 1K an hour she better have her mouth strapped to my cock the whole time. I don't care where we are...
Old Mar 11, 2006 | 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by mamboking
Dead gum...... That bitch is sure making a lot of money.... All her March calendar was booked.....
probably bullshit. not as many people would want her if it looked like no one was paying for her. It puts her more in demand.
Old Mar 11, 2006 | 01:20 PM
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For 1K an hour she better have her mouth strapped to my cock the whole time. I don't care where we are...
Wow that's pretty expensive. I think paying money for sex is ridiculous. There are enough desperate people out there who don't even look that bad if all you want is sex. This is especially true of women. Especially the ones where their friends are all SLIGHTLY better lookin than them.
Old Mar 11, 2006 | 04:03 PM
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all those escorts talk a big price, but when it comes down to it, they'll settle for around couple hundred i bet
Old Mar 12, 2006 | 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by GIBSON6594
probably bullshit. not as many people would want her if it looked like no one was paying for her. It puts her more in demand.
Not to mention how *special* she will treat someone. "I've been with 2000 guys, including 12 in the past week, but i will treat you "special". Guess it could come down to ones definition of "special."

She allegedly dates billion dollar fogies but none of them have offered her a couple million to see them exclusively or marry them. More bullcrap.

Lastl but not least STDs. They are paying her thousands thus are going to wear a condom? I dont think so. Even IF they were, its a fact condoms leak a % of the time. So Miss Hoe de Doe has been with hundreds if not thousands of guys, most of whom are not wearing a condom, yet she is not a disease conduit.
Old Mar 13, 2006 | 09:07 AM
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On Howard Stern the one time they had some of the hookers from the Bunny Ranch on the show. They said the most popular girl (dont remember her name) made over a million dollars that year and she had a waiting list of a few months.
Old Mar 13, 2006 | 09:44 AM
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Yikes. Like i said: Hookers = pro athletes. Better make your money now because chances are you'll only be doing it for 10-15 years.
Old Mar 13, 2006 | 10:03 AM
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Might as well pay for it, won't happen any other way....

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Old Mar 14, 2006 | 03:17 AM
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gawddamn ! 4 grand.. yeeeeesh
Old Mar 14, 2006 | 10:30 AM
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try this

http://cgi.ebay.com/WOW-Seduce-BRAIN...QQcmdZViewItem
Old Mar 15, 2006 | 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by youngTL
Wow that's pretty expensive. I think paying money for sex is ridiculous. There are enough desperate people out there who don't even look that bad if all you want is sex. This is especially true of women. Especially the ones where their friends are all SLIGHTLY better lookin than them.
...and these are the girls i need...
Old Mar 15, 2006 | 02:14 PM
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i'm sorry but you're a loser...

fuggit, get an escort, be prepared to pay $500, you can tell her to "teach you", besides its probably the only way you;'ll ever get laid

:point: v-card :gheylaugh:

btw; you wont enjoy it, you'll probably be a limp noodle.... go find yourself an ugly girl to get some experience, then i recommend you cut your hair cuz the 1943 hairstyle is long out
Old Mar 15, 2006 | 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by suXor
Might as well pay for it, won't happen any other way....

j/k
Old Mar 15, 2006 | 09:31 PM
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minch you get any pussy yet? or are you too pussy to pay for it? what a puss!
Old Mar 15, 2006 | 11:35 PM
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i'm sorry but you're a loser...

fuggit, get an escort, be prepared to pay $500, you can tell her to "teach you", besides its probably the only way you;'ll ever get laid

:point: v-card :gheylaugh:

btw; you wont enjoy it, you'll probably be a limp noodle.... go find yourself an ugly girl to get some experience, then i recommend you cut your hair cuz the 1943 hairstyle is long out

Well of course I'm a loser, hence the thread



And I'm not changing my hair. I'm not gonna be a spikey-haired douche like every other guy I see.
Old Mar 15, 2006 | 11:44 PM
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Minch don't do the escort virgin fuck..... You will find someone or someone will find you, keep trying...just dont use $$$ and purse's to lure woman, its like dangling a carrot infront of the donkey. It will get you no where longterm...although short term most likely get you what your looking for, just dont fall in love @ 1st sight ....
Old Mar 16, 2006 | 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted by F900
Minch don't do the escort virgin fuck..... You will find someone or someone will find you, keep trying...just dont use $$$ and purse's to lure woman, its like dangling a carrot infront of the donkey. It will get you no where longterm...although short term most likely get you what your looking for, just dont fall in love @ 1st sight ....
Yeah i was gonna say him talking about getting a hooker doesnt sound like he wants something long term.

You need to start going after every girl you see. You'll eventually find one!
Old Mar 16, 2006 | 09:33 AM
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And I'm not changing my hair. I'm not gonna be a spikey-haired douche like every other guy I see.
Eventually you'll get fed up enough with being a virgin that your opinion will change. You'll cut your hair differently - it doesn't have to be some piece of shit guido haircut, but it won't be out of the 1950s either. You'll come back to H&F and actually stick with it. You'll put a little more thought into the clothes you wear. You'll put some more effort into your appearance every morning. You'll quit being a supplicating wuss, grow some balls, and go meet some chicks WITHOUT becoming their doormat. Then your luck will change.

Or you'll grow old and die bitter and alone. Your choice.
Old Mar 16, 2006 | 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Minch00
And I'm not changing my hair.
Old Mar 16, 2006 | 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Minch00
Well of course I'm a loser, hence the thread



And I'm not changing my hair. I'm not gonna be a spikey-haired douche like every other guy I see.
spikey-haried douche cut > Minch cut.
There's more than just one alternative to the guido style.
Old Mar 16, 2006 | 11:04 AM
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Minch don't you have ANY female friends/sister/friend's sister that can help fix you up or take you shopping and help you find a new haircut?
Old Mar 16, 2006 | 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
Minch don't you have ANY female friends/sister/friend's sister that can help fix you up or take you shopping and help you find a new haircut?
His mom
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Originally Posted by CKcentral
His mom

mom's don't count that's probably why he still has that haircut of his
Old Mar 16, 2006 | 12:09 PM
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Minch don't you have ANY female friends/sister/friend's sister that can help fix you up or take you shopping and help you find a new haircut?
Even a decent metrosexual will work.
Old Mar 16, 2006 | 12:10 PM
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He's gotta have some hot chicks take their cars to the car wash.
Old Mar 16, 2006 | 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
mom's don't count that's probably why he still has that haircut of his

Ouchie. Yet he seems to like it.
Old Mar 16, 2006 | 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by ABreece
Even a decent metrosexual will work.

He needs to go on that show....

Old Mar 16, 2006 | 01:21 PM
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I think YoungTL should put this guy out of his misery
I finally read the whole thread and came across this. I wouldn't touch that.

And , the gay world is even worse when it comes to looks. People like Minch DO NOT get laid unless they let a 45 year old ugly man fuck them. It's the cold truth.

Women are much less discriminating when it comes to appearances if he's got something else to offer.
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Originally Posted by youngTL
I finally read the whole thread and came across this. I wouldn't touch that.

And , the gay world is even worse when it comes to looks. People like Minch DO NOT get laid unless they let a 45 year old ugly man fuck them. It's the cold truth.

Women are much less discriminating when it comes to appearances if he's got something else to offer.

Cold indeed, Brrrrr.
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Originally Posted by youngTL
I finally read the whole thread and came across this. I wouldn't touch that.

And , the gay world is even worse when it comes to looks. People like Minch DO NOT get laid unless they let a 45 year old ugly man fuck them. It's the cold truth.

Women are much less discriminating when it comes to appearances if he's got something else to offer.
ouch
Old Mar 16, 2006 | 01:46 PM
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Yeah i was gonna say him talking about getting a hooker doesnt sound like he wants something long term.

You need to start going after every girl you see. You'll eventually find one!
He tried to find something long term with a purse.
Old Mar 16, 2006 | 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by youngTL
I finally read the whole thread and came across this. I wouldn't touch that.

And , the gay world is even worse when it comes to looks. People like Minch DO NOT get laid unless they let a 45 year old ugly man fuck them. It's the cold truth.

Women are much less discriminating when it comes to appearances if he's got something else to offer.

So gay guys are just as shallow when evaluating men as straight guys are when evaluating women?
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Originally Posted by Mike97 3.0P
So gay guys are just as shallow when evaluating men as straight guys are when evaluating women?

Gay people are picky as hell, you can just try to hook to gay people up and expect instant attraction.
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Originally Posted by youngTL
I finally read the whole thread and came across this. I wouldn't touch that.

And , the gay world is even worse when it comes to looks. People like Minch DO NOT get laid unless they let a 45 year old ugly man fuck them. It's the cold truth.

Women are much less discriminating when it comes to appearances if he's got something else to offer.

sorry minch , i tried.
Old Mar 16, 2006 | 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Minch00
Well of course I'm a loser, hence the thread



And I'm not changing my hair. I'm not gonna be a spikey-haired douche like every other guy I see.
how bout u just buzz your hair... or just cut it short
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Originally Posted by btsilver
spikey-haried douche cut > Minch cut.
There's more than just one alternative to the guido style.
I guarantee the DAY you get your hair cut, you will get some kind of sign that you will soon get laid (for example a compliment from a girl)
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Originally Posted by CLean B
I guarantee the DAY you get your hair cut, you will get some kind of sign that you will soon get laid (for example a compliment from a girl)
Hahahhaha....its so true...

You might call all those dragon ball wannabes douches, but you know they are getting some.

Cut your hair....look decent....go use that purse money to buy some nice clothes...



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