ACURAZINE's Anonymous Confessions Thread...
Latest Confession from an anonymous person:
"People on Azine thinks that I'm a GUY. In realty, I'm a GIRL. And i love messing with peoples heads and sending em
PMs"
sent by yummy..........
"People on Azine thinks that I'm a GUY. In realty, I'm a GIRL. And i love messing with peoples heads and sending em
PMs"sent by yummy..........
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From: New Jack City
Originally Posted by revitupwriteitoff
I gave negrep to BoostedJack after I found out his wife was...
If I find out you literally gave me neg reps, you're going to be on my SHIT LIST. I'm not kidding about this.
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From: Houston, TX
Originally Posted by BoostedJack
If I find out you literally gave me neg reps, you're going to be on my SHIT LIST. I'm not kidding about this.
haha...nothing like going out on a limb to try to help a guy out with a job just to find out he (married) gave you negrep because of the woman you're married to
naa....I only give negrep when people deserve it.
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From: Socal
I know the rule of the confession box isn't a place to bash another member anonymously, but I will go ahead and post this one with the member's name edited out + it's not like you guys are taking it seriously anyway 
:
My confession is that I really hate ass kissing Faggots on AZ and thinks just because they have a high post count don't make them a noob..........fuck it (One of our member) is a bitch!!
Hint: The guy the confession is bashing participated in the Taiwanese vs Korean thread
:My confession is that I really hate ass kissing Faggots on AZ and thinks just because they have a high post count don't make them a noob..........fuck it (One of our member) is a bitch!!
Hint: The guy the confession is bashing participated in the Taiwanese vs Korean thread
Last edited by Agent 47; May 31, 2007 at 09:06 PM.
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Originally Posted by BoostedJack
Cliff notes for the past 2 pages:
Yumcheeks is a homosexual who wants a lapdance from my wife as an excuse to get close to me. I on the other hand isn't ":ghey:" so I refused him but the endless bombarding of his PMs made me confess that he's gay
Yumcheeks is a homosexual who wants a lapdance from my wife as an excuse to get close to me. I on the other hand isn't ":ghey:" so I refused him but the endless bombarding of his PMs made me confess that he's gay
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From: Houston, TX
Originally Posted by Yumchah
Well, my next response to BoostedJack@$$ is:
:gheywave::gheywave::gheywave:
:gheywave::gheywave::gheywave:
:gheywave::gheywave::gheywave:
:gheywave::gheywave::gheywave:
:gheywave::gheywave::gheywave:
:gheywave::gheywave::gheywave:
:gheywave::gheywave::gheywave:
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I feel badly for the 
and for Agent47....I'll confess that the day I met my wife, our mutual friend told me I would have to pick "Jennifer" up - I thought the "Jennifer" I was picking up was a 310lb, 6'2" girl 
that she worked with rather than the beautiful woman I would eventually marry. 
and for Agent47....I'll confess that the day I met my wife, our mutual friend told me I would have to pick "Jennifer" up - I thought the "Jennifer" I was picking up was a 310lb, 6'2" girl that she worked with rather than the beautiful woman I would eventually marry.
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From: Socal
Originally Posted by revitupwriteitoff
I feel badly for the and for Agent47....I'll confess that the day I met my wife, our mutual friend told me I would have to pick "Jennifer" up - I thought the "Jennifer" I was picking up was a 310lb, 6'2" girl that she worked with rather than the beautiful woman I would eventually marry.
and for Agent47....I'll confess that the day I met my wife, our mutual friend told me I would have to pick "Jennifer" up - I thought the "Jennifer" I was picking up was a 310lb, 6'2" girl that she worked with rather than the beautiful woman I would eventually marry.
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From: Socal
This just in......(Well came in the E-mail box about a few hours ago)
" I know this thread has been a joke but I am dead serious about this. I think I am gay, and only 2 people in the whole world know about it. I am not really sure because I think when gay people have sex it is the most vile act imaginable. However, I look at other guys and sometimes think they are good looking and I see kissing them as no problem. I am currently 20 years old and have never done ANYTHING with a guy or girl. That includes kissing. I was always unpopular in high school and still am. I have always been shy around the other sex, which had leaded me to getting no action at all. So in all honesty I cant be sure if I am gay or not. If I am however I will NEVER tell anyone. I could never live with that lifestyle. Although I do not think my parents would judge me I think it would be awkward around them. I want kids so much as well which gay people cannot produce. I will get married one day and if I have to try hard to be happy with my wife that is fine with me, because I will NEVER come out with this. Gay people are just no accepted like straight people are."
If I post more, I'll post it in purple since Red Text are used differently here in AZ...
" I know this thread has been a joke but I am dead serious about this. I think I am gay, and only 2 people in the whole world know about it. I am not really sure because I think when gay people have sex it is the most vile act imaginable. However, I look at other guys and sometimes think they are good looking and I see kissing them as no problem. I am currently 20 years old and have never done ANYTHING with a guy or girl. That includes kissing. I was always unpopular in high school and still am. I have always been shy around the other sex, which had leaded me to getting no action at all. So in all honesty I cant be sure if I am gay or not. If I am however I will NEVER tell anyone. I could never live with that lifestyle. Although I do not think my parents would judge me I think it would be awkward around them. I want kids so much as well which gay people cannot produce. I will get married one day and if I have to try hard to be happy with my wife that is fine with me, because I will NEVER come out with this. Gay people are just no accepted like straight people are."
If I post more, I'll post it in purple since Red Text are used differently here in AZ...
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From: Socal
^^ Whoever submitted that, from me to you for typing that up. Hopefully, you'll be able to live with this for the rest of your life if you're indeed gay. The only thing I am sorry for is your future wife. Make sure the two people who know about this will not open their mouths to your wife one day if you are really going through with keeping this thing hidden. Good luck....
from me to you for typing that up. Hopefully, you'll be able to live with this for the rest of your life if you're indeed gay. The only thing I am sorry for is your future wife. Make sure the two people who know about this will not open their mouths to your wife one day if you are really going through with keeping this thing hidden. Good luck....
Originally Posted by Agent 47
I know the rule of the confession box isn't a place to bash another member anonymously, but I will go ahead and post this one with the member's name edited out + it's not like you guys are taking it seriously anyway :
My confession is that I really hate ass kissing Faggots on AZ and thinks just because they have a high post count don't make them a noob..........fuck it (One of our member) is a bitch!!
Hint: The guy the confession is bashing participated in the Taiwanese vs Korean thread
:My confession is that I really hate ass kissing Faggots on AZ and thinks just because they have a high post count don't make them a noob..........fuck it (One of our member) is a bitch!!
Hint: The guy the confession is bashing participated in the Taiwanese vs Korean thread
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From: New Jack City
Originally Posted by Agent 47
This just in......(Well came in the E-mail box about a few hours ago)
" I know this thread has been a joke but I am dead serious about this. I think I am gay, and only 2 people in the whole world know about it. I am not really sure because I think when gay people have sex it is the most vile act imaginable. However, I look at other guys and sometimes think they are good looking and I see kissing them as no problem. I am currently 20 years old and have never done ANYTHING with a guy or girl. That includes kissing. I was always unpopular in high school and still am. I have always been shy around the other sex, which had leaded me to getting no action at all. So in all honesty I cant be sure if I am gay or not. If I am however I will NEVER tell anyone. I could never live with that lifestyle. Although I do not think my parents would judge me I think it would be awkward around them. I want kids so much as well which gay people cannot produce. I will get married one day and if I have to try hard to be happy with my wife that is fine with me, because I will NEVER come out with this. Gay people are just no accepted like straight people are."
If I post more, I'll post it in purple since Red Text are used differently here in AZ...
" I know this thread has been a joke but I am dead serious about this. I think I am gay, and only 2 people in the whole world know about it. I am not really sure because I think when gay people have sex it is the most vile act imaginable. However, I look at other guys and sometimes think they are good looking and I see kissing them as no problem. I am currently 20 years old and have never done ANYTHING with a guy or girl. That includes kissing. I was always unpopular in high school and still am. I have always been shy around the other sex, which had leaded me to getting no action at all. So in all honesty I cant be sure if I am gay or not. If I am however I will NEVER tell anyone. I could never live with that lifestyle. Although I do not think my parents would judge me I think it would be awkward around them. I want kids so much as well which gay people cannot produce. I will get married one day and if I have to try hard to be happy with my wife that is fine with me, because I will NEVER come out with this. Gay people are just no accepted like straight people are."
If I post more, I'll post it in purple since Red Text are used differently here in AZ...
This is a classic example of a guy who gets married have 3 kids and then one day tells his wife he's gay and leaves her. If you are truly gay, man up and let the world know before you fuck up some nice lady's life. Whoever wrote this, you are pathetic and you ought to be in hell.
Wait, Yumcheeks, is that you?!
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Originally Posted by Agent 47
^^ Whoever submitted that, from me to you for typing that up. Hopefully, you'll be able to live with this for the rest of your life if you're indeed gay. The only thing I am sorry for is your future wife. Make sure the two people who know about this will not open their mouths to your wife one day if you are really going through with keeping this thing hidden. Good luck....
from me to you for typing that up. Hopefully, you'll be able to live with this for the rest of your life if you're indeed gay. The only thing I am sorry for is your future wife. Make sure the two people who know about this will not open their mouths to your wife one day if you are really going through with keeping this thing hidden. Good luck....
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Originally Posted by BoostedJack
This is a classic example of a guy who gets married have 3 kids and then one day tells his wife he's gay and leaves her. If you are truly gay, man up and let the world know before you fuck up some nice lady's life.
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From: SoCal
Originally Posted by Agent 47
I know the rule of the confession box isn't a place to bash another member anonymously, but I will go ahead and post this one with the member's name edited out + it's not like you guys are taking it seriously anyway :
My confession is that I really hate ass kissing Faggots on AZ and thinks just because they have a high post count don't make them a noob..........fuck it (One of our member) is a bitch!!
Hint: The guy the confession is bashing participated in the Taiwanese vs Korean thread
:My confession is that I really hate ass kissing Faggots on AZ and thinks just because they have a high post count don't make them a noob..........fuck it (One of our member) is a bitch!!
Hint: The guy the confession is bashing participated in the Taiwanese vs Korean thread
Originally Posted by dreem1er
sorry tried to find the individual but got distracted by the pics...and PWing....
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From: Houston, TX
Originally Posted by Cocoa
Just a joke. Something to get this thread going and keep me entertained.
lol..I know, man. I re-wrote your text (look back @ the quote) a little bit. I just felt the need to mess w/a fellow Texan.