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Old 05-31-2007, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by gatrhumpy
This thread is all over the place!
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I once gave negative rep to Whiskers after I found out he was married.
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I once gave negative rep to Whiskers after I found out he was married.

I gave negrep to BoostedJack after I found out his wife was...
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I've kissed a man.

































































And after all these years, I've never learned to change the font color.
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Latest Confession from an anonymous person:

"People on Azine thinks that I'm a GUY. In realty, I'm a GIRL. And i love messing with peoples heads and sending em PMs"



sent by yummy..........
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Originally Posted by Cocoa
I've kissed a man.










And after all these years, I've never learned to change the font color to bright pink and the size to 7.

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Old 05-31-2007, 08:40 PM
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I gave negrep to BoostedJack after I found out his wife was...

If I find out you literally gave me neg reps, you're going to be on my SHIT LIST. I'm not kidding about this.
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Old 05-31-2007, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by BoostedJack
If I find out you literally gave me neg reps, you're going to be on my SHIT LIST. I'm not kidding about this.

haha...nothing like going out on a limb to try to help a guy out with a job just to find out he (married) gave you negrep because of the woman you're married to


naa....I only give negrep when people deserve it.
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Old 05-31-2007, 08:49 PM
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i have an eating disorder

















i eat too much.
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Old 05-31-2007, 09:03 PM
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I know the rule of the confession box isn't a place to bash another member anonymously, but I will go ahead and post this one with the member's name edited out + it's not like you guys are taking it seriously anyway :


My confession is that I really hate ass kissing Faggots on AZ and thinks just because they have a high post count don't make them a noob..........fuck it (One of our member) is a bitch!!



Hint: The guy the confession is bashing participated in the Taiwanese vs Korean thread

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Old 05-31-2007, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by BoostedJack
If I find out you literally gave me neg reps, you're going to be on my SHIT LIST. I'm not kidding about this.
pansy
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Old 05-31-2007, 10:10 PM
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Cliff notes for the past 2 pages:

Yumcheeks is a homosexual who wants a lapdance from my wife as an excuse to get close to me. I on the other hand isn't "" so I refused him but the endless bombarding of his PMs made me confess that he's gay







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Poor, poor Yummilicious.
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Old 05-31-2007, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
x 2^6
wow...such e-aggression. watch out...I see an open-handed bitch-slap coming.
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Old 05-31-2007, 10:21 PM
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wow...such e-aggression. watch out...I see an open-handed bitch-slap coming.
Well, my next response to [email protected]$$ is:








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Old 05-31-2007, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
Well, my next response to [email protected]$$ is:















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Old 05-31-2007, 10:26 PM
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*sniff*

Why is everybody always picking on me...?







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Originally Posted by Yumchah
*sniff*

Why is everybody always picking on me...?









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Old 05-31-2007, 10:34 PM
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man could we have more smiles in this thread?
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Old 05-31-2007, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Trackruner228
man could we have more smiles in this thread?
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Old 05-31-2007, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by revitupwriteitoff

Well, there are some robots that were happy in persona in robotdom.
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Old 05-31-2007, 10:46 PM
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Is anyone else hoping someone confessions a murder in this thread?
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lol wtf with the smileys
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Old 05-31-2007, 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by sonnyg80
lol wtf with the smileys

with the smileys, you say?
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Originally Posted by revitupwriteitoff
with the smileys, you say?
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I feel badly for the and for Agent47....I'll confess that the day I met my wife, our mutual friend told me I would have to pick "Jennifer" up - I thought the "Jennifer" I was picking up was a 310lb, 6'2" girl that she worked with rather than the beautiful woman I would eventually marry.
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Old 06-01-2007, 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted by revitupwriteitoff
I feel badly for the and for Agent47....I'll confess that the day I met my wife, our mutual friend told me I would have to pick "Jennifer" up - I thought the "Jennifer" I was picking up was a 310lb, 6'2" girl that she worked with rather than the beautiful woman I would eventually marry.
hahaha....No worries man. This thread was created way back, and no one really followed the rule. It was brought up back yesterday when I posted this as the answer to is300's rant about how he has a small penis. Feel free to have at it. I just hope that whenever this gets locked, I don't automatically get negrep for it....
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Old 06-01-2007, 03:16 AM
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Just a joke. Something to get this thread going and keep me entertained.
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This just in......(Well came in the E-mail box about a few hours ago)


" I know this thread has been a joke but I am dead serious about this. I think I am gay, and only 2 people in the whole world know about it. I am not really sure because I think when gay people have sex it is the most vile act imaginable. However, I look at other guys and sometimes think they are good looking and I see kissing them as no problem. I am currently 20 years old and have never done ANYTHING with a guy or girl. That includes kissing. I was always unpopular in high school and still am. I have always been shy around the other sex, which had leaded me to getting no action at all. So in all honesty I cant be sure if I am gay or not. If I am however I will NEVER tell anyone. I could never live with that lifestyle. Although I do not think my parents would judge me I think it would be awkward around them. I want kids so much as well which gay people cannot produce. I will get married one day and if I have to try hard to be happy with my wife that is fine with me, because I will NEVER come out with this. Gay people are just no accepted like straight people are."


If I post more, I'll post it in purple since Red Text are used differently here in AZ...
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^^ Whoever submitted that, from me to you for typing that up. Hopefully, you'll be able to live with this for the rest of your life if you're indeed gay. The only thing I am sorry for is your future wife. Make sure the two people who know about this will not open their mouths to your wife one day if you are really going through with keeping this thing hidden. Good luck....
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Originally Posted by Agent 47
I know the rule of the confession box isn't a place to bash another member anonymously, but I will go ahead and post this one with the member's name edited out + it's not like you guys are taking it seriously anyway :


My confession is that I really hate ass kissing Faggots on AZ and thinks just because they have a high post count don't make them a noob..........fuck it (One of our member) is a bitch!!



Hint: The guy the confession is bashing participated in the Taiwanese vs Korean thread
sorry tried to find the individual but got distracted by the pics...and PWing....
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
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Why is everybody always picking on me...?







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It was a joke Yumcheeks so relax.
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Originally Posted by Agent 47
This just in......(Well came in the E-mail box about a few hours ago)


" I know this thread has been a joke but I am dead serious about this. I think I am gay, and only 2 people in the whole world know about it. I am not really sure because I think when gay people have sex it is the most vile act imaginable. However, I look at other guys and sometimes think they are good looking and I see kissing them as no problem. I am currently 20 years old and have never done ANYTHING with a guy or girl. That includes kissing. I was always unpopular in high school and still am. I have always been shy around the other sex, which had leaded me to getting no action at all. So in all honesty I cant be sure if I am gay or not. If I am however I will NEVER tell anyone. I could never live with that lifestyle. Although I do not think my parents would judge me I think it would be awkward around them. I want kids so much as well which gay people cannot produce. I will get married one day and if I have to try hard to be happy with my wife that is fine with me, because I will NEVER come out with this. Gay people are just no accepted like straight people are."


If I post more, I'll post it in purple since Red Text are used differently here in AZ...

This is a classic example of a guy who gets married have 3 kids and then one day tells his wife he's gay and leaves her. If you are truly gay, man up and let the world know before you fuck up some nice lady's life. Whoever wrote this, you are pathetic and you ought to be in hell.



Wait, Yumcheeks, is that you?!
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^^ Whoever submitted that, from me to you for typing that up. Hopefully, you'll be able to live with this for the rest of your life if you're indeed gay. The only thing I am sorry for is your future wife. Make sure the two people who know about this will not open their mouths to your wife one day if you are really going through with keeping this thing hidden. Good luck....
I disagree. He's a coward and will eventually mess up some nice lady's life. He should come out and let the world know he's gay before it gets out of hand. There are plenty of open gay people in this world who's been accepted. Don't be a pussy and be a "pussy."
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This is a classic example of a guy who gets married have 3 kids and then one day tells his wife he's gay and leaves her. If you are truly gay, man up and let the world know before you fuck up some nice lady's life.
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I know the rule of the confession box isn't a place to bash another member anonymously, but I will go ahead and post this one with the member's name edited out + it's not like you guys are taking it seriously anyway :


My confession is that I really hate ass kissing Faggots on AZ and thinks just because they have a high post count don't make them a noob..........fuck it (One of our member) is a bitch!!



Hint: The guy the confession is bashing participated in the Taiwanese vs Korean thread
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sorry tried to find the individual but got distracted by the pics...and PWing....
Hahah me too, only one I found that had the most recent info and high post count:

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Originally Posted by Cocoa
Just a joke. Something to get this thread going and keep me entertained.

lol..I know, man. I re-wrote your text (look back @ the quote) a little bit. I just felt the need to mess w/a fellow Texan.
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