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Old 06-05-2007, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Jwalsh
it probably went in the wrong way too

but anyway...another gay asain?
you and yummycheeks should e- for the gayest asain on AZ


*Note quotes edited for 'funny' factor
I leave this thread for one night and now I am a gay asian? I hope my wife doesn't find out...WHO IS THIS YUMMYCHEEKS???
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Old 06-05-2007, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by sonnyg80
as much as you talk about his gheyness, that'll probably come from you
@ ^^^
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I like to put nipple clamps with weights on my scrotum during intercourse


I've got some weird turn on where I like my scrotum to be pulled as hard as f'ing possible




oh shit, this was suppose to be anonymous
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Originally Posted by CLpower
I like to put nipple clamps with weights on my scrotum during intercourse


I've got some weird turn on where I like my scrotum to be pulled as hard as f'ing possible


oh shit, this was suppose to be anonymous

That's alright, CLpower, no one looked at your screen name.
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Old 06-05-2007, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by CLpower
I like to put nipple clamps with weights on my scrotum during intercourse


I've got some weird turn on where I like my scrotum to be pulled as hard as f'ing possible




oh shit, this was suppose to be anonymous
Do you like bruning hot candlewax dripped onto the head of your man as well?
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Old 06-05-2007, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by CLpower

I've got some weird turn on where I like my scrotum to be pulled as hard as f'ing possible

Oh my God, that shit is one thing when you ask the girl to do it. It's another when a girl simply does it without telling you that it turns her one pulling a man's nutsacks. Been with a girl who was into that, needless to say, I was definitely surprised when she reached down, grab it, and then tried to twist it 180 while having the "Oh damn this turns me on -_-" look on her face...




Originally Posted by sonnyg80
as much as you talk about his gheyness, that'll probably come from you
good one Kumar
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Old 06-05-2007, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Agent 47
Been with a girl who was into that, needless to say, I was definitely surprised when she reached down, grab it, and then tried to twist it 180 while having the "Oh damn this turns me on -_-" look on her face...
Just the thought of it makes me speechless...I know some asians are kinky...but you seem like you are quite the partyer...
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Originally Posted by poohlikeshunny
Just the thought of it makes me speechless...I know some asians are kinky...but you seem like you are quite the partyer...
I was when I was younger. Nowadays and since I met my girlfriend, I'm pretty much a homebody.
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Old 06-05-2007, 11:13 AM
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Funny how that shit hppens, huh? I got married and had a kid, and now all of my waking hours are at the office, or at home (in the office)....and the rest of the house...being a homebody comes with the territory but damn I would like to party it up just one more time...so agent 47, you are saying that when you used to party, you enjoyed having your scrotum twisted 180 degrees? that's balls man...
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^^^ no no no...I didn't enjoy it. *Goes back and re-read my post about scrotum-twisting*. The girl I was with at the time was into it; I was not. I was just surprised that she did it.
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Old 06-05-2007, 11:39 AM
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scrotum twisters eh? I take it back...maybe I DON'T wanna meet the asian chicks you hang with...hahaha...although i like my taint fondled...
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Originally Posted by poohlikeshunny
scrotum twisters eh? I take it back...maybe I DON'T wanna meet the asian chicks you hang with...hahaha...although i like my taint fondled...

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Originally Posted by poohlikeshunny
Do you like bruning hot candlewax dripped onto the head of your man as well?

no, but I like to be bitten
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Old 06-05-2007, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Agent 47
^^^ no no no...I didn't enjoy it. *Goes back and re-read my post about scrotum-twisting*. The girl I was with at the time was into it; I was not. I was just surprised that she did it.


I need to try that, i've yet to do the twist.....I just have her yank it as hard as she can so it looks like a parachute
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I'd like to take this opportunity to call for an end to the discussion concerning this particular 'confession'. I've become ill.
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Originally Posted by CLpower
I need to try that, i've yet to do the twist.....I just have her yank it as hard as she can so it looks like a parachute
:rofl

I love it how you're so vivid on the description...
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Old 06-05-2007, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by CLpower
I need to try that, i've yet to do the twist.....I just have her yank it as hard as she can so it looks like a parachute
While having her bite the end?
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Old 06-05-2007, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by CLpower
I need to try that, i've yet to do the twist.....I just have her yank it as hard as she can so it looks like a parachute

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Old 06-05-2007, 01:14 PM
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I should have rubbed her feet when she put her legs in my lap.
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^^ no, you should've simply massage her inner-thighs
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Old 06-05-2007, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Agent 47
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I should have rubbed her feet when she put her legs in my lap.

foot fetish?

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Old 06-05-2007, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Agent 47
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I should have rubbed her feet when she put her legs in my lap.

Somebody pussed out when he had the chance. Bummer dude.
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Old 06-06-2007, 11:36 AM
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no new confessions on the foot fetish guy?
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Originally Posted by Agent 47
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I should have rubbed her feet when she put her legs in my lap.
you should just
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Originally Posted by sonnyg80
as much as you talk about his gheyness, that'll probably come from you
yes I'm gay
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My confession.

" I love pussy" nuff said
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Originally Posted by poohlikeshunny
no new confessions on the foot fetish guy?



To the Foot-fetish guy: If you see this, send in a longer confession. WTF is up with that one sentence BS? Details and elaborate!
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Originally Posted by BoostedJack
yes I'm gay
loll defensive much after your ghey rants to yumchah?
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Originally Posted by revitupwriteitoff
This will be anonymous if you don't look at my screen name....
Now you did it...you looked at my screen name. This was supposed to be anonymous.

My confession was prompted by poohlikeshunny's screen name:

When I was a little kid (5 or so), I would watch Pooh & Friends on Saturday morning cartoons RELIGIOUSLY. That was my show. I loved it and never missed an episode. As I grew older (9 or 10), I wouldn't really want to watch it, but I would watch it anyway because of the emotional attachment. I finally got to the point I was alright with watching another cartoon during the Pooh time-slot, but I would alway watch the beginning of P&F all the way through the theme song then change the channel. [The confession] Just before I changed the channel, I would apologize to Pooh, under my breath, for changing the channel on him

Sorry to bring it up like 5 pages later but I thought this was hilarious! Wanted to rep you but I still need to spread some points due to the last PW thread about a month ago
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Originally Posted by supaman8118
Sorry to bring it up like 5 pages later but I thought this was hilarious! Wanted to rep you but I still need to spread some points due to the last PW thread about a month ago

thanks supaman...I'll remind you later
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Originally Posted by BoostedJack
My confession.

" I love pussy" nuff said

and pussy loves me
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Originally Posted by revitupwriteitoff
and pussy loves me
you mean the one in your AV right?
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Originally Posted by sonnyg80
you mean the one in your AV right?

no...that one actually hated me at that point
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Originally Posted by revitupwriteitoff
no...that one actually hated me at that point
tru - it certainly looks like it wants to jump out the water, gauge your eyes out, and pour grinded up bath soap in it.
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you mean the one in your AV right?
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just before The Great Cat Attack of '06:

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Originally Posted by revitupwriteitoff
just before The Great Cat Attack of '06:

loll oh wow - i'd jet if i saw a cat staring at me with that death glare
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Originally Posted by revitupwriteitoff
just before The Great Cat Attack of '06:

How many fatalities?
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How many fatalities?

...still counting. we had another 2 coma patients pass just last week.
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