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Old Feb 6, 2007 | 11:53 AM
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Must have been ShavedH22CL.
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Originally Posted by dom
Must have been ShavedH22CL.
Old Feb 6, 2007 | 12:11 PM
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Old Feb 6, 2007 | 12:12 PM
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I bet Abreece wishes he had this option open to him last year.
Old Feb 6, 2007 | 12:23 PM
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I bet Abreece wishes he had this option open to him last year.
Wonder what he is up to...
Old Feb 6, 2007 | 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by dom
I bet Abreece wishes he had this option open to him last year.

Old Feb 6, 2007 | 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by SoCAL ACURA909

1) I got on my girlfriend's mom a few months ago. You would think that shit only happens on the Jerry Springer show... apparently not. Needless to say I won't ever do that again.


If the mom was hot.
Talk about blue ballin us. No gory details?
Old Feb 6, 2007 | 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by SoCAL ACURA909
VERY FIRST CONFESSION (May be the only 1) from this board:

1) I got on my girlfriend's mom a few months ago. You would think that shit only happens on the Jerry Springer show... apparently not. Needless to say I won't ever do that again.


If the mom was hot.
damn now we just need to know the details haha.
Old Feb 6, 2007 | 03:14 PM
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^^Nothing has came in yet on the box. Will post it if the guy decides to tell it all. I, too, would love to read about how the experience went.
Old Feb 6, 2007 | 03:17 PM
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I actually think this could end up being a good idea.

Positive Rep for you.
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I think the examples that you put up are pretty much too shocking. Maybe if you put up some conservative examples, people would be able to get into the flow of it. --> just my

But regardless, nice try at something new.
Old Feb 6, 2007 | 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Chr8808
I think the examples that you put up are pretty much too shocking. Maybe if you put up some conservative examples, people would be able to get into the flow of it. --> just my

But regardless, nice try at something new.
I blieve you'll also get alot of fake stories........... but either way it's a gonna be a good read.
Old Feb 6, 2007 | 03:37 PM
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Old Feb 6, 2007 | 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Chr8808
I think the examples that you put up are pretty much too shocking. Maybe if you put up some conservative examples, people would be able to get into the flow of it. --> just my

But regardless, nice try at something new.
Yeah, maybe you're right. Well, regardless of what, I'll be checking the E-mail box daily and the minute that something comes in, I'll post it here
Old Feb 6, 2007 | 04:32 PM
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HAHA...Actually a second confession just came in:

#2) My friend and I have been visiting massage parlors for years now....It all started with curiousity but I have realized for years now that it's more of an addiction. Sometime I feel ashame of it because I am in this perfectly happy relationship. But whenever I hear or read on the internet that other people out there does the same thing, it makes me feel somewhat "normal". I don't know if I will ever stop doing this even after I get married and have kids one day but it's an addiction I can't get rid of. I feel that my sex life has gotten worse with all of the girlfriends I have had because of it as well. It seems that I don't know how to make love....All I think of is fucking. Just to give you guys an idea that this isn't just some normal guy having fun once in a while, I can say that over the years I have spent over 30k on visiting these hoeshops alone. I really do not know how to break this habbit.

Also, I have been masturbating on daily basis except on the weekends since I'm usually with friends or my girlfriend. I don't know if this is normal but I'm too embarass to ask anyone.

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Going forward, the confessions will be numbered. Thus, it's easier for you guys to discuss it by simply refer to the number of the confession.
Old Feb 6, 2007 | 04:34 PM
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Can you reply and ask them which are the best ones to go to?
Old Feb 6, 2007 | 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Can you reply and ask them which are the best ones to go to?
hahaha...I was wondering the same thing.

If you weren't joking, when the note comes to the confession box, the sender's E-mail is masked as:

visto.06f269686eb@vistomail.com

All of the domains are vistomail.
Old Feb 6, 2007 | 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by SoCAL ACURA909
hahaha...I was wondering the same thing.

If you weren't joking, when the note comes to the confession box, the sender's E-mail is masked as:

visto.06f269686eb@vistomail.com

All of the domains are vistomail.
Old Feb 6, 2007 | 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Can you reply and ask them which are the best ones to go to?

hit me up when u get back to the dirty dirty
Old Feb 6, 2007 | 04:46 PM
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hit me up when u get back to the dirty dirty
I have to figure out what the "laws" are here in the UK...
Old Feb 6, 2007 | 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by BoostedJack
I blieve you'll also get alot of fake stories........... but either way it's a gonna be a good read.


:iballthefaketryingtoohardtobefunnystories:
Old Feb 6, 2007 | 07:30 PM
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#3) This isn't sexual related so I'm not sure if people will care ; )

I was driving my car (let's call it an Acura) up the mountain. I hit a patch of ice. I swerve to keep my car on the road, and keep from hitting the car in the front, but I also smashed into another parked SUV that was stuck in the ice. I was distraught at my damage, (my damage was couple of thousands) and I drove back down the mountain, knowing I just did a "hit-and-run." on that SUV.
Old Feb 6, 2007 | 08:26 PM
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I'd say confession #2 guy is addicted to sex and has yet to find that perfect chick that will fill the void and provide fulfillment.

Maybe I should have my own talk show.
Old Feb 7, 2007 | 07:09 AM
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Originally Posted by studville
I'd say confession #2 guy is addicted to sex and has yet to find that perfect chick that will fill the void and provide fulfillment.

Maybe I should have my own talk show.

I'd say #2 is whiskers.
Old Feb 7, 2007 | 08:36 AM
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Not a bad idea, but most people here don't care if their confessions are anonymous or not.
Old Feb 7, 2007 | 08:42 AM
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I'd say #2 is whiskers.
Nah, I tell you guys about my masturbation habbits....In fact, Im doing it right now...
Old Feb 7, 2007 | 08:47 AM
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Nah, I tell you guys about my masturbation habbits....In fact, Im doing it right now...

But you havn't told us about your Rub & Tug habits. And god knows you have the time and money.
Old Feb 7, 2007 | 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by SoCAL ACURA909
HAHA...Actually a second confession just came in:

#2) My friend and I have been visiting massage parlors for years now....It all started with curiousity but I have realized for years now that it's more of an addiction. Sometime I feel ashame of it because I am in this perfectly happy relationship. But whenever I hear or read on the internet that other people out there does the same thing, it makes me feel somewhat "normal". I don't know if I will ever stop doing this even after I get married and have kids one day but it's an addiction I can't get rid of. I feel that my sex life has gotten worse with all of the girlfriends I have had because of it as well. It seems that I don't know how to make love....All I think of is fucking. Just to give you guys an idea that this isn't just some normal guy having fun once in a while, I can say that over the years I have spent over 30k on visiting these hoeshops alone. I really do not know how to break this habbit.

Also, I have been masturbating on daily basis except on the weekends since I'm usually with friends or my girlfriend. I don't know if this is normal but I'm too embarass to ask anyone.

--------------------------------

Going forward, the confessions will be numbered. Thus, it's easier for you guys to discuss it by simply refer to the number of the confession.
Regardless this being true or not. There are people who are addicted to sex or massage parlors. One thing the author needs to understand is the likelihood of contracting STD or HIV/AIDS. It's dangerous no matter how well you try to protect yourself. If he spent over 30k visiting those parlors, the risk is there. Not only he's endangering himself................. he's also putting his girlfriend at risk...............

Originally Posted by studville
I'd say confession #2 guy is addicted to sex and has yet to find that perfect chick that will fill the void and provide fulfillment.
I don't think his addiction to sex has anything to do with fullfillment............... He could have a girl who is really into sex but he will still go back to the M.P.............
It's the variety that he needs......... not the constant getting it he wants............................

Old Feb 7, 2007 | 10:09 AM
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But you havn't told us about your Rub & Tug habits. And god knows you have the time and money.
The wife tracks the finances...
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#4) my brother isn't really my brother, and i know, but i'm not supposed to.



i know.
Old Feb 7, 2007 | 11:11 AM
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^^^ Care to elaborate how you found out...?


*Feels like I'm talking to myself*

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#5) I made up a fake story on AZ to get attention.
Old Feb 7, 2007 | 11:33 AM
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#5) I made up a fake story on AZ to get attention.

^^ So You Are The One who claimed to have spent $30k on Asian Massage Parlors?!?!?!?!
Old Feb 7, 2007 | 11:52 AM
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Ok heres mine.

We have this outdoor bike place around us called Chalkies.
Basically one summer day me my 2 cousins and a friend were there. Well my cousin katie threw a rock at me and hit me in my leg so i was going to throw one back but didnt.
Then it her turn to hit the jumps on her bike. i decided to lob a rock at her trying to either hit the bike or miss being shes going moderately fast. Well i hit her 1 inch off to the right of her forehead. She bled alot but i stopped the bleeding with my shirt and a bottle of water. I managed to get out of it because we just said she fell twice. We had broke her helmet that day lol. Anyway we said she fell earlier and broke her helmet and then fell again to get me out of trouble.
she had that mark on her head for about a year. its gone now but i still feel bad about it
Old Feb 7, 2007 | 12:17 PM
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Do your homework....^^
Old Feb 7, 2007 | 12:20 PM
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Pics of Katie.
Old Feb 7, 2007 | 12:22 PM
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Yes, so we can rub one out to soopas little cousin.




Old Feb 7, 2007 | 12:23 PM
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? Thats cracka? opps.
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Why isn't crackalack in school?
Old Feb 7, 2007 | 12:32 PM
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Why isn't crackalack in school?
no one reminded him to do his homework...



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