Nice

 

Yeah....pretty much

 

The trick is to twist them at the same damn time

 

Went to wal mart yesterday. Picked up some M1 and M1 filter...

Will try to get around to do my oil change during the week next week, pending jury duty.

 

Just remember on this Friday:

You don’t have to be naked to dance like a stripper
Just wiggle that tail like your name is flipper
Do it like a dolphin on top of the water
Take it down to the ground, and pop in harder.

 

Hopefully it's not an all white jury
#freeflip

 

:thief:

 

If they put him in a room and only hear his voice, they won't even know.

 

Ol Mike Tyson sounding ass motherfucka

 

there he is!

 

if i saw him up there, i definitely would have called him guilty!

 

My ninja I'm locked up. They won't let me out.

 

It's all good. Tis' California, I'll do a week in jail, get out because Prop 47, back on the streets slangin' rocks.

 

Hit up the Asian folk who keep the money under the mattress.

 

Bruh, how do you try to commit a crime next to the police station, though.

Criminals be stupid....

 

 

hola


anyone else trying to create a new ramblings thread today?

 

I deep throated a few kubasas for breakfast.

 

i think it's spelled kielbasas...

 

No, those at sausages. Kubasas are really big dicks.

 

ahhh okay


even less impressive..

I've seen you do more. You need to up your game to continue to impress us

 

Polish gonna polish.

 

Im done with trying to impress you guys. Never fucking satisfied.

 

Smells like Cul0 in here...

 

Polish gonna polish off a Polish

 

You impressed us by leaving a few weeks... why don't you do that again


also you never followed up after the ColdPlay concert

did your date give you a nice BJ after? Was he nice?

 

Y'all boring as fuck.....

 

well FEEL FREE TO CONTRIBUTE ya prick

 

I woke up with a condom half stuck in my ass, and 50 bucks in my hand. I don't remember much else.

 

that's a lot of moose...

 

So pissed, I forgot the release of the SNES classic.

 

you don't think you'll find any more later?

 

According to Nintendo, we should, but, you never know.

The high demand of the NES was crazy. People were buying multiple units, and then selling on Ebay for triple the price.

 

Shiet Maj... HD is having another fucking dewalt.. I've been eyeing the flexvolt grinder to add to the list


DEWALT FLEXVOLT 60-Volt Lithium-Ion Cordless 4-1/2 in. Angle Grinder with Bonus FLEXVOLT Battery Pack-DCG414T1DCB606 - The Home Depot

free flexvolt battery basically..

Convince me otherwise (((

DEWALT FLEXVOLT 60-Volt Lithium-Ion Cordless 4-1/2 in. Angle Grinder Kit with Bonus 20-Volt 1/2 in. Drive Impact Wrench-DCG414T1WHI - The Home Depot
or i can get the DCF889B for free..

and return it because i bought it before

 

fuck @Majofo you're too late... ended up buying the grinder with the DCF889 bare tool and just gonna return it baretool because because i paid for it outright last time.


winner

 

-buy a raspberry pi 3
-emulation station with billions of roms and 2 buffalo controllers
-????
-PROFIT!

 

WTF did you say about my mamma?

 

Not the raspberry pie I was alluding to.

 

 

Nevertheless, fuck this overpriced rehashed nintendo shit. Build your own, yo.

time for bed, graveyard shift, kinda tipsy on mojitos.