The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
11-09-2017, 12:23 AM
Friend bought a 35 pack of beer over. Shitty shitty beer. Coors, wtf. We are no longer friends, I will be placing them on the porch with a free sign. Or maybe I can find 3 rednecks from town 30 minutes away, and we can pretend to be Hank Hill and stand on the sidewalk and drink shitty beer.
Or maybe I can go to the local HS football game Friday night and sell them for 2.00 a can to minors.
Or maybe I can go to the local HS football game Friday night and sell them for 2.00 a can to minors.
11-09-2017, 12:39 AM
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That doesn't sound like a friend.
11-09-2017, 12:40 AM
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Straight up cuck move right there. Chugging shitty beer and plugging shitty holes.
11-09-2017, 12:41 AM
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Probably wanted you to bang his girl.
11-09-2017, 12:41 AM
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Wait... It was Harper, wasn't it. 
11-09-2017, 12:42 AM
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And now Mystery Meat will say something incomprehensible.
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11-09-2017, 12:44 AM
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So I was thinking aboot it, and in a weird way, it sort of makes sense to trade a TL and a Jizzmo and get a GolfR. Why bother having a fwd and a rwd car when you can have one awd?
It's like combining the two together. Makes sense.
It's like combining the two together. Makes sense.
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11-09-2017, 12:46 AM
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Like, why buy a jar of penis butter AND a jar of jelly when you can just get one jar of Goober? Saves shelf space and you can use it for eating ass, or doglickingyourdickandballs.
Smart.
Smart.
11-09-2017, 06:12 AM
I may call Harper and have him come drink shitty beer...
11-09-2017, 06:13 AM
Harper might try to set me up with some webcam type shit though....
11-09-2017, 06:14 AM
FJ and I met at a big warehouse....
11-09-2017, 06:19 AM
oh my dog, cujo 
11-09-2017, 07:18 AM
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FJ should be a life coach
Should he suck dick or nah?
Maybe 50/50 like the Golf R
Date a Tranny
Best of both worlds really
Should he suck dick or nah?
Maybe 50/50 like the Golf R
Date a Tranny
Best of both worlds really
11-09-2017, 07:21 AM
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Definitely not a gender queer
or one of those binary virgins
bc you don't shit where you eat
or one of those binary virgins
bc you don't shit where you eat
11-09-2017, 07:37 AM
Adam really is super busy in his life inspiring people. Including himself.
He'll be back when he has a chance to catch his breath.
If you can't take a little ribbing, what's the point of living?
#forherpleasure
He'll be back when he has a chance to catch his breath.
If you can't take a little ribbing, what's the point of living?
#forherpleasure
11-09-2017, 07:39 AM
I wonder if he saves that convo for date 2 or 3, or just gets it out of the way on the first date?
"So, I firmly believe in Sunna Circumcision..."
"So, I firmly believe in Sunna Circumcision..."
11-09-2017, 08:26 AM
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Well, since the female orgasm is a myth perpetuated by feminazi libdykes in order to frustrated and demasculate men, there is absolutely no reason for the clitoris. Cut away.
11-09-2017, 08:28 AM
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Wow. That actually hurt my brain to type out.
11-09-2017, 08:30 AM
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I mean, I love clits... I'm just taking some time off from playing with them to focus on my little helmet for a while.
11-09-2017, 08:37 AM
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clitss pfftt... the male version is way superior
11-09-2017, 08:39 AM
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Turn the condom inside out.. now it's for your pleasure.
BC vaginas don't do much for us anyways.. all we need is our bros!
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11-09-2017, 08:40 AM
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I'll give you some ribbing.. like 3rd rib
11-09-2017, 08:45 AM
11-09-2017, 08:52 AM
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An armpit can be a vagina.
Just putting that out there.
#BroTips
#BroJustTheTip
#DeepBroThoughts
#TheManInsideMe
Just putting that out there.
#BroTips
#BroJustTheTip
#DeepBroThoughts
#TheManInsideMe
11-09-2017, 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
Friend bought a 35 pack of beer over. Shitty shitty beer. Coors, wtf. We are no longer friends, I will be placing them on the porch with a free sign. Or maybe I can find 3 rednecks from town 30 minutes away, and we can pretend to be Hank Hill and stand on the sidewalk and drink shitty beer.
Or maybe I can go to the local HS football game Friday night and sell them for 2.00 a can to minors.
Or maybe I can go to the local HS football game Friday night and sell them for 2.00 a can to minors.
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11-09-2017, 08:56 AM
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What about knee folds.. oh shit..
two hands and an extrawide butthole
Toe folds or nah? Two feet tho... shiett..
Business Plan.. Done.
Dolla Dolla bills y'all.. seriously.. two dollars is the going rate.
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11-09-2017, 08:56 AM
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11-09-2017, 08:58 AM
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J is like the whole squad... All by himself
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11-09-2017, 08:58 AM
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#SquadGoalsAllTheHoles
11-09-2017, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
J is like the whole squad... All by himself
11-09-2017, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
#squadgoalsalltheholes
11-09-2017, 09:01 AM
I'm the holiest guy you will ever meat!
11-09-2017, 09:04 AM
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Taking onetwenty-five for the team.. onetwenty-five dicks at a time
11-09-2017, 09:05 AM
Safety Car
11-09-2017, 09:06 AM
whatever it takes
#metooooo!
#metooooo!
11-09-2017, 09:12 AM
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11-09-2017, 09:12 AM
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you gonna take that's fa sho
You get ten cents on the dollar
It's written and approved in our business plan
You get ten cents on the dollar
It's written and approved in our business plan
11-09-2017, 09:13 AM
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Kneeling and preying.
11-09-2017, 09:13 AM
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Yeah.. kneeling.. at the pew pew.
11-09-2017, 09:14 AM
You know what's better than a business plan?
A picture of the word "business plan" and some really enthusiastic words about how I'm about to make a mill a year.
A picture of the word "business plan" and some really enthusiastic words about how I'm about to make a mill a year.