Yumcha

Yeah, dunno then. But, my sinus also gets a bit funky when around felines. But, Little Cha loves them and so, we occasionally will visit Mr. T's sanctuary and let the little guy meet some of the crew there.


Ah-choo!

Majofo

He TWese breh.. it's in his blood.
Here.. saved for posterity.



It's legit and backed.. check the creds.

Yumcha

thoiboi

Mr T has a Pussy Sanctuary ehh..?


I think that's called a Brothel in these here parts Yummy


teaching the son young, i like it *under the table fist bump*

Majofo

Dogs

thoiboi

so cute

Majofo

Who remembers this.. the hook would stay in my head all day..
Yep yep yep it's all G double O D goood...

Yumcha

Kona...Goat...the barn cats...

TacoBello

God, I want McDonald's right now

Yumcha

Go for a cheat day.

I know you're all full-go on re-inventing your physique after the breakup (frankly, almost everyone does this, right?) but gotta live a bit and be happy. Get yourself a Feelay-o-fish. Or Micknuuggets.

Yumcha

Personally, I love Micknuggets and McMuffins.


I once ate 25 McMuffins in one sitting.

So did my buddy. So, we ordered 50 "to stay"...and the girl who took our order was like, ...and looked behind us to see where the party was.

Franchise1124

25 McMuffins?!

Majofo

Cheat day.. pfftt..
The only thing you cheating is yourself
Live excellent every day..

That means eating what you want when you want
Be a man
Do the right thing

Yumcha

Yeah, from about 15 to my early 30s, I was kind of an eating machine.

So...yes. That tiny guy who can out-eat someone who is 5 times his weight. That's moi. I've been tossed out of a few AYCE places...cuz, well, I made them say uncle.


These days, as my wife and friends say, I'm a bit more mortal in how much I can consume.

Yumcha

In college, I often dusted off 3 medium-sized pizzas without a blink. And still was 125 lbs.

Yumcha

No. I do not have a tapeworm from all the raw sushi and etc. I ate.



And no, it was not the raw pussy either.

thoiboi

I'm like this.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

That's a true story.
anything you want.
moderation.

Yumcha

Except robots. Need more robots. More more more robots.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Screw diets now.

I've learned that... Eat what you want, in moderation. When you eat, and how much you eat.....

McDonalds Mcnuggetsinyomouf

Go for a big nice burger like In N out....

Doggy animal style.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I want to try a 6x6 from In N Out........

I'm sure most of you can fit that in your mouf since y'all used to big things in yo mouf.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

A new In N Out opened up near my house. 5 mins away. The other one was like 15 mins away and was always crowded.

Word got out that the new one opened and I had to wait 15 minutes (it seemed like) in the drive thru.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Damn, now I want a big juicy burger.....

TacoBello

Oh I still eat shit from time to time (literally and figuratively). Just cant have it today. Even though I want it. I'm not getting in shape because of the break up, though. I started before it happened and I have no intentions on stopping now. I just need to bitch slap myself with some discipline now. Fuck, sometimes I wish my parents were more Asian and would beat the shit out of me on the regular. Is that too much to ask for?!

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Asian parents didn't beat their kids. You have them confused with my kind of people.

Asian parents just told their kids no new Iphone if you don't get A+ in Engrish.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

My kind of people would be like D- is passing.

We got beat for stealing and watching porn DVDs.....

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Man I miss them DVDs...


Big round black juicy ass Volume 5.

Although, I don't likes African American womenz......

TacoBello

Asian parents NOT beating the shit out of their kids? Now I've heard it all!!

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Jawknee

Can you confirm if you were beaten as a child?

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I wasn't, I was a good kid.

Majofo

Moderation
I'm so ashamed of all of you

Majofo

Asian parents beat the shit out of their kids.. what you smoking Flip.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Shit, none of the Asian kids I know where beaten. Unless, they just weren't able to talk about it.

Yumcha

Then, the Asian kids you knew were poser-Asian.




I've had the beat out of me throughout my childhood. From practicing piano to doing homework in the summer months...yeah, beat-downs were a routine thing.


Try kneeling on uncooked rice with your knees exposed. Good stuff.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Well I learned something new.

You guys had a hard life like us.

thoiboi

Biggest I've ordered is 4x4

thoiboi

Wtf you talking about I got beat AND no phone

thoiboi

Now I do that just for old times sake

Majofo

Remember my ironing rant
My father threw that iron at me
I ducked that shit like W ducking that shoe
I think I was 18.. wasn't laughing tho..



I forgot why he tried to murder me
lol... good times.

Majofo