thoiboi

Do you think Trump has the same reflexes?

Majofo

There I posted the GIF ladiboi
go back to not doing your job

Majofo

Did you see Trump's cat like reflexes when that dude tried to grab him on stage
It was like he saw cucumber out of nowhere..
Post teh GIF!!!!

Majofo

Majofo

Too late... slacker!

Majofo

Thot's should have been beat more as a kid
Not his meat.. just him.

Majofo

for reference

Majofo

You can almost hear trump go RAWWRRRRRRR!!! as his cat-like reflexes kick in..

Majofo

Holy fucking balls J...

TacoBello

I tried the cucumber thing with my kitty. Seems to have no effect on her.

Majofo

btw.. that was Cleetuses bareframe twinturbo build in the beginning..

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

TOO OBVIOUS!


Nice, Maj...I'll watch it now.

Majofo

Leeeroyyyyy jenkins!!!!

Majofo

Altho.. Leeroy run a 10s @ 111..

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

dude, was that the early stages of the fastest wagon on record with a 7 second or something? 9.6...
Fuchhhhh

Majofo

Majofo

I'd be way happy with a 10s V...
9s or faster..

Majofo

I think with just a bottle you'd be high 10s.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

LOL...
I'm fine with what it is now...low 12's right?
More than enough balls. Especially if you drive it right after the cuckmobile.

Majofo

Did you shove it up it's ass first.
You're supposed to shove it all the way up it's ass.
Then when kitty kitty is eating.. place cucumber.
Why these things need to be explained, I'll never know.

Majofo

Bro.. if some cuck challenges you.. hook up a bottle tho.. okay.

Yumcha

Yeah...memories of being beaten to a pulp by our parents. Good times. Good times.

TacoBello

the kitty just purrs when I do that. I must be doing it wrong.

Yumcha

Do you sing "Warm Kitty, Soft Kitty"...?

TacoBello

I thought that was pretty much mandatory.

Majofo

wrong.. it relaxes the butthole..

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Damn 20 year olds...

https://acurazine.com/forums/fifth-g...-962630/page2/

40k for a TLX, fark that.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

take a popper!

kurtatx

What a waste

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Shit at 20 I was saving for a house....

Driving a 2003 TL-S

kurtatx

I drove a Chevy Cobalt. That thing was trash

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I still miss my 87 Celica GT-S.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Such action in a small little car...

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I miss my 87 Corolla SR5

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

i was driftorito king before I knew that was a thing

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Wife told me to buy something from Lowe's for my birthday Saturday.

I honestly don't know what to buy. Thought about doing some misc stuff. Finish the sprinkler system out front, but with rainy season coming up, I really don't need to until spring.

Then I thought about changing all my interior switches, and do some more occupancy lights.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Kevin, your birthday...not your house's birthday.
Buy a rolling toolbox and get your garage organization in check.
Or tell her you're trading the Accord in early and you'd rather save your pen(n)i(e)s for that.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I have a 3 tier already. Garage is organized until I'm done building the shelves in the shed. I do want to do the epoxy like you did in the garage though.....

I told her I'm simple I don't want anything. I have family, friends, job, and roof over my head.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Good man...
plus, spending money probably stresses you out.
Maybe some astoturf and cacti for the front yard so you can stop sneaking and watering?

Don't do the epoxy. It's annoying to maintain it and try not to fuck it up with the jack. If you do...don't trust the acid washes to prep...rent a legit diamond concrete grinder and physically create the grit for the epoxy to bite.

Majofo

Power tools mang..
You can never have enough tools...
Get ready for the C10 projex

Can I interest you in a DeWalt Flexvolt presentation?
ladiboi...