Majofo

I wouldn't say that at all H
You are obviously highly cultured

kurtatx

This thread, man. Seriously

Majofo

This thread is the end times of Azine

Majofo

You want to be on the PM list Kurt?

kurtatx

sure.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Damn it Ladiboi, always ruining shit.

Ruining jokes, ruining your shorts, get it together!

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Day 8 of 14's...
I'm not sure what day it is. All I know is every once in a while I'm on double time.

thoiboi

Just count the $$$$$$ you're racking in!!!

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Yes my friend. I am.
Hoping to have covered the Cali trip and maybe some of the flooring purchase.

Yumcha

So, is Taco going to Hotplay or not?


I don't mind their music.

And I guess if he's got the $$ to go, why not. Does it result in -ing afterwards?

kurtatx

He's going with Gwyneth Paltrow as his date.

Majofo

Shit J.. I heard ladies were offering services to get their power turned on
You need a B squad because Justn and I are down..
Learn on the job..
Boobs

TacoBello

I'll climb to the top of any erect, wooden pole

kurtatx

I'll call the ER ahead so they're ready to treat an impacted bowel

Majofo

Taco
He should have listened to his friends and climbed the non-conducive aluminum rod

Yumcha

Aren't there plenty of totem poles you can climb in nearby reserves?

kurtatx

In Canada, they put that really low on the injury triage.

Sure, this dude has no anus left, but I need to run a few errands first.

Majofo

Majofo

Kurt.. his anus can take it.
His heart couldn't.
He'll be missed.
By Tobey.

Poor Tobey.

Yumcha

Well, it is FREE healthcare...so, it's almost like Obamacare. Almost.



And it does depend on which hospital in his city he goes to. The city center one probably would look at the hole injury, laugh, and go, NEXT!

Majofo

Holy balls...
From Funnies Thread

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

J is coming to Cali.... fuck there goes the state, it's already fucked as is.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Ninja got a sinus headache.... damn city of trees. I mean, farm to fork capital.

kurtatx

As far as Coldplay: I know people are supposed to hate them because they’re bad, gay, or something else, but they have some genuinely great songs.

This cover of “The Scientist” is unreal

Majofo

thoiboi

that shit hilarious.

Karma is a son of a bitch

Majofo

Coldplay is that fucking song that plays in the abyss of your existence
It harmonizes to the dimming of your light
It's the definition of melancholy
Fix you, Yellow, Clocks, Scientist..
It all plays as you're adrift in the deepest dream sequence
Was it love, was it loss, you fall, but never land.. never wake up..

Then you get over that sappy bullshit, wipe the tears from your face
Put some walk around money in your pocket and thirst to live, to fuck, to party, to be some savage hedonist
Welcome to the Jungle bitch!!! Let's do blow off a skrippers tits!! Let's fuck Axl's mom while Slash strums his schlongo in the corner!!!
Fuck yeah!!! Get on your knees!

Majofo

I might be bipolar

Majofo

Majofo

Melancholy

Majofo

Horree fuckballs.. November Rain was 25 years ago, Welcome to the Jungle was 30 years ago.

Majofo

Time to go adrift in my minds 3rd eye... pussy.

Majofo

You'll never be as badass as slash in November Rain.. fuccboi

TacoBello

I missed the party!!

TacoBello

And yes, I am going to Coldplay. And yes, I probably will get a ton of pusssaaay after

TacoBello

"This song is so romantic"

"yeah baby, just open your mouf and keep lowering your head... awwww shiiiet... das raight."

TacoBello

And that's how I blew the lead singer of Coldplay.

Majofo

Don't forget the PM List
Add yourself to the top.. just this once.

Majofo

Oh.. and Kurt to the bottom.
Use the yellow insta filter tho on his.

Majofo

I just googled yellow tits
Not what I expected