The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
08-12-2017, 09:45 PM
Azine Jabroni
08-12-2017, 09:49 PM
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Fucking homo
08-12-2017, 09:50 PM
Azine Jabroni
08-12-2017, 09:50 PM
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Sapien is a penis
08-12-2017, 09:54 PM
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Austin sucks
It was only awesome before you got here Kurt
Now this town is like 90% penis implants
It was only awesome before you got here Kurt
Now this town is like 90% penis implants
08-12-2017, 09:54 PM
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08-12-2017, 09:59 PM
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I think it's analgram
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Analgram. That's like doing blow out of someones asshole, right?
08-12-2017, 10:00 PM
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08-12-2017, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Analgram. That's like doing blow out of someones asshole, right?
08-12-2017, 10:03 PM
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I kinda want to buy some land in Austin so I have a place to bug out to when hurricanes come to H-Town. Someone find me some cheap acres out by JK/Stanley's please.
I'll help decrease teh suckage by increasing teh blowing.
I'll help decrease teh suckage by increasing teh blowing.
08-12-2017, 10:03 PM
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Offering a $34.50 finder's fee.
08-12-2017, 10:05 PM
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That's snapsasschaps
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Grundlebook.
08-12-2017, 10:09 PM
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Bruh, I just saw a house out there today for almost 500k.
It was nice, but shit ain't cheap anymore
Kurt moved here and the gentrification started.
Houses east were 50k, now they're 1M
It was nice, but shit ain't cheap anymore
Kurt moved here and the gentrification started.
Houses east were 50k, now they're 1M
08-12-2017, 10:10 PM
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Maj. I had a beer at Torchy's, it's from O'Dell up in Colorado, brewed specifically for Torchy's. Called "Down the Hatch" I think. Like chugging gramma's chowdah.
But it's a pretty good chile beer. And supposedly only available there. If you interested one day when you're not getting that fancy-ass rich people lunch from your private (dick and nuts, not exclusive if that's not clear) chef.
But it's a pretty good chile beer. And supposedly only available there. If you interested one day when you're not getting that fancy-ass rich people lunch from your private (dick and nuts, not exclusive if that's not clear) chef.
08-12-2017, 10:10 PM
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Median home price is 340k here now
Tax within city is about 2.5%
Outrageous
Tax within city is about 2.5%
Outrageous
08-12-2017, 10:13 PM
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O'Dell
Isn't that the rich asshole here who just opened up UT med school
Or is that the nonalcoholic gluten free beer Kurt drinks
Isn't that the rich asshole here who just opened up UT med school
Or is that the nonalcoholic gluten free beer Kurt drinks
08-12-2017, 10:14 PM
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Fuck. Brah. We took Jr. to a birthday party last weekend for one of his school chums. $800k house. The people had "help" for the kids. Fucking sterile AF, rich people place.
On a side note, I'll take my beat to shit shanty over that any day because it's love. But damn... The dad was 2 years older than me. Suffice to say, our choices in life had significant divergence. I live where his help probably lives
I just need some acres for the bang-bang and teh bhang-bhang. But the way shit's going, Imma be shopping in North Dakota. Fuck.
On a side note, I'll take my beat to shit shanty over that any day because it's love. But damn... The dad was 2 years older than me. Suffice to say, our choices in life had significant divergence. I live where his help probably lives
I just need some acres for the bang-bang and teh bhang-bhang. But the way shit's going, Imma be shopping in North Dakota. Fuck.
08-12-2017, 10:14 PM
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I actually been cutting down on lunch to save money
eating jiffy in my cube
Soup to nuts
eating jiffy in my cube
Soup to nuts
08-12-2017, 10:16 PM
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You wanna rob a bank or something? Then move to Hong Kong?
LMK.
LMK.
08-12-2017, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
I actually been cutting down on lunch to save money
eating jiffy in my cube
Soup to nuts
eating jiffy in my cube
Soup to nuts
08-12-2017, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
You wanna rob a bank or something? Then move to Hong Kong?
LMK.
LMK.
08-12-2017, 10:21 PM
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08-12-2017, 10:22 PM
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I want land too ese
I work with so many rich dinguses
my boss lives in a 1.2M house
Invited us peons to lunch there once
Ejecto seat cuhhh
My house equity grew a lot
But another house we saw grew 3x the last 10 year
I've made poor choices
I work with so many rich dinguses
my boss lives in a 1.2M house
Invited us peons to lunch there once
Ejecto seat cuhhh
My house equity grew a lot
But another house we saw grew 3x the last 10 year
I've made poor choices
08-12-2017, 10:24 PM
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08-12-2017, 10:26 PM
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Tiny Parks
bc malnourished
bc malnourished
08-12-2017, 10:28 PM
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Bro we could Instagram our fab lives there
Your bronamath would be sucking on our huge wangs
Picture of our castles, guns, tanks, rockets
Your bronamath would be sucking on our huge wangs
Picture of our castles, guns, tanks, rockets
08-12-2017, 10:29 PM
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GD it would be pimp to have a tank AND a castle.
08-12-2017, 10:30 PM
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We should have majored in Petro engineering
Living in Dubai making 50k a month
Not too late
Living in Dubai making 50k a month
Not too late
08-12-2017, 10:33 PM
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Isn't alcohol and drugs illegal there?
I can't go out like that.
Maybe Afghanistan? But, you know, kinda shitty real estate market right now.
I can't go out like that.
Maybe Afghanistan? But, you know, kinda shitty real estate market right now.
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But might be good to get in before the inflation?
08-12-2017, 10:34 PM
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And you know, there's all that opium! 
08-12-2017, 10:34 PM
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Let's all do it
Fuck it
Fuck it
08-12-2017, 10:36 PM
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I want to run in the dessert with the wolf pack
shoot guns, fuck bitches, drink booze, sell h
shoot guns, fuck bitches, drink booze, sell h
08-12-2017, 10:37 PM
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Just get totally loost
08-12-2017, 10:38 PM
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I bet Betty cut J's penis off after he bullshit texted her
black Twitter ain't nothing to fux with
black Twitter ain't nothing to fux with
08-12-2017, 10:38 PM
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I watched that movie, "special forces got fucked" about something that happend in afghanistan. I forget which, wichi is terrible becasue it was a good movie. Maybe it was the one with The Office Guardians of the Glaaxys guy?
But Afghanistan is basically New Mexico but without the crippling meth addiction. Just fun poppies.
I'd live there and be a goat hearder. "Hearding" goats.
But Afghanistan is basically New Mexico but without the crippling meth addiction. Just fun poppies.
I'd live there and be a goat hearder. "Hearding" goats.
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"florida man"...