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pussy asshole
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I like watching her esophagus expand
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Must be a Polish
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The girl, not the sausage.
Polish chicks are known for being some of the best whores.
Polish chicks are known for being some of the best whores.
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Oh she polished it off for sure
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Poor eminemey.
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Back from -ing...
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I've encountered the 4th person this week to crowd the pisser
Seriously.. where my toes end, their heels start (as with most situations)
Crowding the urinal like someone is going to find out their peens are puny (too late pal)
Today, I get in, someone is taking a piss.. I walk up and they scoot in closer to urinal
Fucking weirdos
Seriously.. where my toes end, their heels start (as with most situations)
Crowding the urinal like someone is going to find out their peens are puny (too late pal)
Today, I get in, someone is taking a piss.. I walk up and they scoot in closer to urinal
Fucking weirdos
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Awwwwww shieeet.... GUess I'm getting a recip saw after @Majofo
surprised you didn't tag me in this already....
surprised you didn't tag me in this already....
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you saw the flex deal with 2 batteries.. don't saw your cock off
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but recip or circ..
I already have the corded recip saw so wondering if I should just get the Circ saw with the two batteries instead
I already have the corded recip saw so wondering if I should just get the Circ saw with the two batteries instead
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how many times are you going to use the circ though.. the recip is the money maker
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OHHHH or the grinder
also wondering if i should even bother with the hammer drill.. I already have it, so a free battery would in theory be a better use than a bare hammer drill that I would end up just flipping (effort )
also wondering if i should even bother with the hammer drill.. I already have it, so a free battery would in theory be a better use than a bare hammer drill that I would end up just flipping (effort )
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Speaking of Amazon...pretty happy I scored a Tumi briefcase for 30% off yesterday.
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Briefcase.. Did you score a Hugo Boss trenchcoat to complete the 80's ensemble?
There's a guy at work who still wears business outfits he bought in the 70/80s and carries an old aluminum briefcase too.
A strange one to say the least. Most the OGs dress bleh.. But have moved on to at least the late 90s. Most of them also drive bleh but I know they're make over 150/180k.
I heard a group of them talking about their saving spreadsheets for retirement. Almost choked on my cockffee. Millions breh.. DrEvilLaugh.wav
There's a guy at work who still wears business outfits he bought in the 70/80s and carries an old aluminum briefcase too.
A strange one to say the least. Most the OGs dress bleh.. But have moved on to at least the late 90s. Most of them also drive bleh but I know they're make over 150/180k.
I heard a group of them talking about their saving spreadsheets for retirement. Almost choked on my co
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Shiiiet recip and circ saw are both mandatory.
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Same with a table saw and mitre saw. I don't have a table saw though, due to a lack of starage room for it. I just steal my old man's when I need one
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pffttt... peasant.
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No, no... I'm just being Asian. I rather hoard my bricks of gold and countless stashes of benjamins.
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I've encountered the 4th person this week to crowd the pisser
Seriously.. where my toes end, their heels start (as with most situations)
Crowding the urinal like someone is going to find out their peens are puny (too late pal)
Today, I get in, someone is taking a piss.. I walk up and they scoot in closer to urinal
Fucking weirdos
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Seriously.. where my toes end, their heels start (as with most situations)
Crowding the urinal like someone is going to find out their peens are puny (too late pal)
Today, I get in, someone is taking a piss.. I walk up and they scoot in closer to urinal
Fucking weirdos
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They call me "bazooka joe" because I piss on the floor drain by the shitter stall.
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I guess I'll never understand the mentality of teh spit and press in..
Wait a minute..
Wait a minute..
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I've been thinking about the urinal spitting situation since you last mentioned it.
What I came up with is that it's maybe the guys that realize they need to take a piss, so they start walking towards the bathroom. On the way there, they keep thinking about the piss they're about to have and how they're soon to have their dick in their hand pissing. And the thought of having a cock in their hands makes them salivate really bad. So much saliva generated thinking about rods. And by the time the get there, they spit because it's like a mouth orgasm for them having thought about peckers all the way down the hall to the bathroom and maybe they passed Bill's office and remember that one time Bill was in the locker room drying his twig and berries with the hot air blower? Man, what a hog Bill has on him, "oh hey Darius! awesome sportsball contest last night, right? Local athlete sure made a lot of goals in the last time period!" and thinking about wow, Darius is probably packing some serious heat. So it's just natural to spit.
Probably.
What I came up with is that it's maybe the guys that realize they need to take a piss, so they start walking towards the bathroom. On the way there, they keep thinking about the piss they're about to have and how they're soon to have their dick in their hand pissing. And the thought of having a cock in their hands makes them salivate really bad. So much saliva generated thinking about rods. And by the time the get there, they spit because it's like a mouth orgasm for them having thought about peckers all the way down the hall to the bathroom and maybe they passed Bill's office and remember that one time Bill was in the locker room drying his twig and berries with the hot air blower? Man, what a hog Bill has on him, "oh hey Darius! awesome sportsball contest last night, right? Local athlete sure made a lot of goals in the last time period!" and thinking about wow, Darius is probably packing some serious heat. So it's just natural to spit.
Probably.
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Didn't Taco admit to spitting before pissing.. it all makes sense.
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He does have dicks on his mind a lot.
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He has creamy jiff on his stiff a lot too
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That's a good reason to crowd the urinal. Don't want Craig from Shipping to see the PB remnants all over his pecker.
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So that's why he got fired... on his day off. Ain't that a bitch.
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I knew he didn't steal no boxes.. pfffttt
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Shit. Just imagine why El-Jeff-Eh? got fired from the pond scum cultivator dealership if that's the case.
He must have had Nutella on his nuts and an extra roll of bologna around his chimpo. Probably spit on the GM's shoes and only said soory twice. Kept talking about Gramma's Chowdah but wouldn't share the clam juice.
He must have had Nutella on his nuts and an extra roll of bologna around his chimpo. Probably spit on the GM's shoes and only said soory twice. Kept talking about Gramma's Chowdah but wouldn't share the clam juice.
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I doubt they even use peanut butter over there..
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And Harper just watches. Probably be the next to buy an Audi, ackshually.
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I bet they just rub poutine sauce on their timbits. Then call in the sled dogs.
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Poor Tobey.
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Poor Tobey
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Briefcase.. Did you score a Hugo Boss trenchcoat to complete the 80's ensemble?
There's a guy at work who still wears business outfits he bought in the 70/80s and carries an old aluminum briefcase too.
A strange one to say the least. Most the OGs dress bleh.. But have moved on to at least the late 90s. Most of them also drive bleh but I know they're make over 150/180k.
I heard a group of them talking about their saving spreadsheets for retirement. Almost choked on my cockffee. Millions breh.. DrEvilLaugh.wav
There's a guy at work who still wears business outfits he bought in the 70/80s and carries an old aluminum briefcase too.
A strange one to say the least. Most the OGs dress bleh.. But have moved on to at least the late 90s. Most of them also drive bleh but I know they're make over 150/180k.
I heard a group of them talking about their saving spreadsheets for retirement. Almost choked on my co
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HFS.
It becomes more evident that we operate on entirely different levels.
My briefcase is akin to this one, only not quite as highbrow:
It becomes more evident that we operate on entirely different levels.
My briefcase is akin to this one, only not quite as highbrow:
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Ahhhh I have a similar Briggs and Riley one Yummy
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
HFS.
It becomes more evident that we operate on entirely different levels.
My briefcase is akin to this one, only not quite as highbrow:
It becomes more evident that we operate on entirely different levels.
My briefcase is akin to this one, only not quite as highbrow: