The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
08-15-2017, 10:03 AM
I wish I lived near Majofo.
I'd buy him beer to pretend to be my friend and like me. Treat him to lunch at that Hairy oil's can or whatever you guys are always talking about.
I'd buy him beer to pretend to be my friend and like me. Treat him to lunch at that Hairy oil's can or whatever you guys are always talking about.
08-15-2017, 10:04 AM
not lunch. late night snack
08-15-2017, 10:04 AM
Azine Jabroni
08-15-2017, 10:06 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Lunch special.. dis dik
08-15-2017, 10:11 AM
Y'all can come bang me as well after leaving bangerzzzzz
08-15-2017, 10:16 AM
there's a place in Wilton Manors called "Ramrods".
It's exactly what it sounds like.
It's exactly what it sounds like.
08-15-2017, 01:23 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I went to this place that was called we'll toss your salad
It wasn't exactly what I was expecting
It wasn't exactly what I was expecting
08-15-2017, 01:50 PM
Safety Car
Disappointed? Pleasantly surprised? Unpleasantly surprised?
08-15-2017, 02:00 PM
You went to the wrong salad place buddy.
08-15-2017, 02:02 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
They kicked me out when I dropped my pants
08-15-2017, 02:03 PM
Too soon.
You're supposed to ask what kind of dressing, then drop the pants.
You're supposed to ask what kind of dressing, then drop the pants.
08-15-2017, 02:07 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I don't fuck with no foreplay
I'm straight to business
Bend that ass over and go to fucking town
Eat my motherfucking ass bitch
Grind my shit in yo shit
Toss this shit ho
I'm straight to business
Bend that ass over and go to fucking town
Eat my motherfucking ass bitch
Grind my shit in yo shit
Toss this shit ho
08-15-2017, 02:16 PM
I used my childhood penthouse forum inner voice to read that...
08-15-2017, 02:38 PM
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Whatsup, buttercups? 
08-15-2017, 02:40 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
You going to cup my butt or what?
08-15-2017, 03:31 PM
Do you really take dick or nah?
08-15-2017, 03:31 PM
Sup sweetcakes.
08-15-2017, 03:40 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
No black gentlemen pls
3.45 roses
3.45 roses
08-15-2017, 03:42 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
3.45 roses is 3.45 roses..
08-15-2017, 03:43 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Remember when we killed Taco
Poor Tobey
Poor Tobey
08-15-2017, 03:44 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Ulster sent me a PM saying he's possibly moving here
I sent him a picture of my ain't us
Poor Agnes
I sent him a picture of my ain't us
Poor Agnes
08-15-2017, 03:53 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Poor Tobey
08-15-2017, 03:53 PM
Where is Taco, why isn't he posting in here anymore, but he's posting in other places?
Did J and him start arguing again?
Where is Jawknee too......
Did J and him start arguing again?
Where is Jawknee too......
08-15-2017, 03:54 PM
What's this shit about? Eh?
flippy not welcome
flippy not welcome
08-15-2017, 03:55 PM
I could go for a Viet-no-meez sandwich
08-15-2017, 03:59 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Banh Mi
Moar like Bang Mi
Moar like Bang Mi
08-15-2017, 03:59 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
08-15-2017, 04:00 PM
I didn't know what it was actually called.
Maybe I should find someone not black to go get me one.
or I should go in right before closing time and give them a scare.....
Maybe I should find someone not black to go get me one.
or I should go in right before closing time and give them a scare.....
08-15-2017, 04:01 PM
Bih better not short me my muthaphuckin change though.
08-15-2017, 04:03 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Just go up in there and look at the menu for a long time..
They get more and moar impatient.. it's hilarious.
Hurry up and order!!! I feel bad for your mother?!?!
WTPhoo
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08-15-2017, 04:04 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Feel sorry bc you take too damn long.. she wait in car.. hurry up order.
Large or Small... ah phuc
nvm.. you pay now, sit over therr
Large or Small... ah phuc
nvm.. you pay now, sit over therr
08-15-2017, 04:04 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
phuc dat phuc dat... bich.. uuuh man dats tight!
08-15-2017, 04:10 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
need a vietnamese bruh bruh to come in here and be offended.. where everyone at?!?!
08-15-2017, 04:14 PM
I slap em with my cawk.
08-15-2017, 04:16 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
08-15-2017, 05:17 PM
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No shit, there's this awesome little mom n pop shop that makes a killer bahn mi. And other good stuff too, but the sandwich is over the top.
Anyway, I go there fairly regularly and always get the same thing. And the check is never the same. Sometimes more, sometimes less. It's the funniest shit. Officemate got semi-offended by that and refused to go back after a while because he felt like they were shorting him. I was like, just round up the (dis) tip to the same whole dollar every time and let them short themselves.
But (hole) in the end (anus) he keeps going back because the sandwiches far outweigh the poor accounting.
Anyway, I go there fairly regularly and always get the same thing. And the check is never the same. Sometimes more, sometimes less. It's the funniest shit. Officemate got semi-offended by that and refused to go back after a while because he felt like they were shorting him. I was like, just round up the (dis) tip to the same whole dollar every time and let them short themselves.
But (hole) in the end (anus) he keeps going back because the sandwiches far outweigh the poor accounting.
08-15-2017, 05:18 PM
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Oh, and 
. Bitches.
. Bitches.
08-15-2017, 05:32 PM
I'm about to leave work early and go get one.
08-15-2017, 05:32 PM
I'm dead tired though.
08-15-2017, 05:43 PM
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Bahn mi and a viet-coffee. You'll be jacked on caffeine and sugar; tired you will not be.