The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
08-01-2017 | 08:45 AM
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08-01-2017 | 09:08 AM
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Child please. They over-roast the shit out of their beans.
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08-01-2017 | 10:08 AM
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Child please. They over-roast the shit out of their beans.
Was here: https://commonwealthjoe.com/pages/the-java-shack
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08-01-2017 | 10:19 AM
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Child please. They over-roast the shit out of their beans.
Was here: https://commonwealthjoe.com/pages/the-java-shack
Child please. They over-roast the shit out of their beans.
Was here: https://commonwealthjoe.com/pages/the-java-shack
08-01-2017 | 12:19 PM
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Child please. They over-roast the shit out of their beans.
Was here: https://commonwealthjoe.com/pages/the-java-shack
Hi can I get a small caramel latte with skim soy milk and one packet of stevia.. make sure it's dark roast tho bitch.
Yes, whip cream please and caramel salt, thank you.
08-01-2017 | 12:28 PM
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I buy my own whole beans. Not that fair trade, ethically sourced, organic crap either. My beans come from conflict countries and are picked by children slave labor, roasted over coal from endangered rainforest trees, and brought to civilization on the backs of abused pack animals.
Once I get them, I'll put them in a burlap sack made from cartel sourced blood hemp lined with silk from North Korea and then smash the beans on the hood of someone else's car using a 10-lb sledge forged from metal stolen from a medical device manufacturer.
Then I put it in myFrench Freedom press and use bottled glacier water from a virgin glass bottle which has been boiled until half has evaporated. This scorches the beans to make them taste bad. I let it steep for 10 minutes to extract the most bitterness.
Then I don't even drink it, just pour directly onto a homeless immigrant's crotch. His screams wake me up in the morning.
All the while, listening to Celine Dion.
Once I get them, I'll put them in a burlap sack made from cartel sourced blood hemp lined with silk from North Korea and then smash the beans on the hood of someone else's car using a 10-lb sledge forged from metal stolen from a medical device manufacturer.
Then I put it in my
Then I don't even drink it, just pour directly onto a homeless immigrant's crotch. His screams wake me up in the morning.
All the while, listening to Celine Dion.
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08-01-2017 | 12:52 PM
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Trial and error. I used to drink tea and it took a while to find one I like (pu-erh, FWIW). Someday maybe I'll share that story.
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08-01-2017 | 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
peasant.. you don't even use the beans pissed on by feral cats.. pfft.
roasted cat.
08-01-2017 | 01:11 PM
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I buy my own whole beans. Not that fair trade, ethically sourced, organic crap either. My beans come from conflict countries and are picked by children slave labor, roasted over coal from endangered rainforest trees, and brought to civilization on the backs of abused pack animals.
Once I get them, I'll put them in a burlap sack made from cartel sourced blood hemp lined with silk from North Korea and then smash the beans on the hood of someone else's car using a 10-lb sledge forged from metal stolen from a medical device manufacturer.
Then I put it in myFrench Freedom press and use bottled glacier water from a virgin glass bottle which has been boiled until half has evaporated. This scorches the beans to make them taste bad. I let it steep for 10 minutes to extract the most bitterness.
Then I don't even drink it, just pour directly onto a homeless immigrant's crotch. His screams wake me up in the morning.
All the while, listening to Celine Dion.
Once I get them, I'll put them in a burlap sack made from cartel sourced blood hemp lined with silk from North Korea and then smash the beans on the hood of someone else's car using a 10-lb sledge forged from metal stolen from a medical device manufacturer.
Then I put it in my
Then I don't even drink it, just pour directly onto a homeless immigrant's crotch. His screams wake me up in the morning.
All the while, listening to Celine Dion.
08-01-2017 | 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
of course they eat them first.. shit.. then piss..
why do I have to assplain everything..
why do I have to assplain everything..
08-01-2017 | 03:46 PM
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Here's an underground vid.. crenshaw takeover (sideshow, block intersection and hit donuts until someone gets run over)
Goes from fist fight to gun fight @3m.. just another day in the barrio ese
Goes from fist fight to gun fight @3m.. just another day in the barrio ese
looking ladies around here. Albeit, the weather is too warm for me...32 today and in Kelowna earliest, it was 36. I prefer the Ice Age, please.
08-02-2017 | 12:12 AM
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What have I missed lately? And oh, this accident was actually literally splits seconds from involving me: Four injured in Friday accident on highway - Salmon Arm Observer
The 2 cars in front of my buddy and I (single lane freeway here) had come to a full stop in a 60mph zone...apparently, there was a turn-off into a dirt road here...
My buddy slows down as do I and we go AROUND the cars...Apparently, the Albertan-like pickup truck behind ME obviously did not see me pump on my breaks and slow down. At this point of no-return for HIM, I had already switched into the shoulder to go AROUND the stopped cars. But, he was going to avoid plowing into the stopped vehicles. So, he drives into the incoming traffic lane. And yeah...the rest is in the story.
WTFBBQ.
Anyways, life on the road. We're doing good. Little Cha is loving the beaches and etc. I went clam digging yesterday but came up without too much. Tomorrow, we're onto Queen Victoria's city for 2 days and 2 nights. Then, back to Vancouver.
The 2 cars in front of my buddy and I (single lane freeway here) had come to a full stop in a 60mph zone...apparently, there was a turn-off into a dirt road here...
My buddy slows down as do I and we go AROUND the cars...Apparently, the Albertan-like pickup truck behind ME obviously did not see me pump on my breaks and slow down. At this point of no-return for HIM, I had already switched into the shoulder to go AROUND the stopped cars. But, he was going to avoid plowing into the stopped vehicles. So, he drives into the incoming traffic lane. And yeah...the rest is in the story.
WTFBBQ.
Anyways, life on the road. We're doing good. Little Cha is loving the beaches and etc. I went clam digging yesterday but came up without too much. Tomorrow, we're onto Queen Victoria's city for 2 days and 2 nights. Then, back to Vancouver.