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Almost died on the way home. Some dumb blonde idgaf bimbo in a prius jutted into my lane as I was going 75 on the freeway. Bust an evasive maneuver which got the rear jumping, but I held my angle of travel expecting it to oversteer instead of correcting back. Luckily no one in my adjacent lane. I slammed brakes to line up with the cunt, but she had a flippant attitude like whatever. I seriously considered crashing into her and throwing her off the bridge. Tape a gopro to her to get views of course. Each and every day I hate this fucc generation more and more. In the MDX. /csb
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Almost died on the way home. Some dumb blonde idgaf bimbo in a prius jutted into my lane as I was going 75 on the freeway. Bust an evasive maneuver which got the rear jumping, but I held my angle of travel expecting it to oversteer instead of correcting back. Luckily no one in my adjacent lane. I slammed brakes to line up with the cunt, but she had a flippant attitude like whatever. I seriously considered crashing into her and throwing her off the bridge. Tape a gopro to her to get views of course. Each and every day I hate this fucc generation more and more. In the MDX. /csb
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That's why you should always be drunk in your beater mustang. Fresh outta fucks to give.
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Exactly
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Thanks Kurt.. My bp must have gotten high, bc I could feel my kidneys pulsating (read testicles).
Anyways, taking notes. Should I stretch out the fender now or let it happen organically.
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Just go to a cars and coffee. Upon leaving, the car will become it's intended state.
"This is the Ford Accord in auto form. Do you see?"
"This is the Honda Mustang changing. Do you see?"
"This is the Beater Mustcord reborn. Do you see?"
"This is the Ford Accord in auto form. Do you see?"
"This is the Honda Mustang changing. Do you see?"
"This is the Beater Mustcord reborn. Do you see?"
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Why would you expect the x to oversteer? It's fwd biased, I thought.
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X gone give it to ya
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C'mon. *Barks, growls*
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I was going 75 mph.
Oversteer and understeer aren't exclusive to power bias.
Oversteer is associated with RWD because the rear is pushing.
We're talking momentum here. Velocity is my bias in this situation.
Oversteer and understeer aren't exclusive to power bias.
Oversteer is associated with RWD because the rear is pushing.
We're talking momentum here. Velocity is my bias in this situation.
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Aka: FWD super-dorifto skid racin'.
your one liners are the funniest, Fuckery Joseph.
Maj...glad you didn't die. Also glad you didn't kill. Either way, weed miss you (highest THC content).
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i dont understand these fucking drivers mang, I swear it's getting worse and worse every day.
this morning, i'm travelling at 65mph taking an exit. FUCKBOI comes flying behind me to where I CANT SEE HIS HEADLIGHTS! wtf.
mind you, i'm taking an exit and slowing! WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCKING SHIT! finally dipshit backs off and gives me enough room in the Kia to gas enough to get away from that fuck.
oh and good morning
this morning, i'm travelling at 65mph taking an exit. FUCKBOI comes flying behind me to where I CANT SEE HIS HEADLIGHTS! wtf.
mind you, i'm taking an exit and slowing! WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCKING SHIT! finally dipshit backs off and gives me enough room in the Kia to gas enough to get away from that fuck.
oh and good morning
Wait...he backed off, or you gassed it enough to get away?
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both because kia has like 90hp.
after he backed off about a car length, I added an additional car length. THAT'LL teach him!
after he backed off about a car length, I added an additional car length. THAT'LL teach him!
I bet he was like, whoah...this guy means bidness!
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I bet he was like, whoah...this crab means bidness!
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H-Town drivers are a special sort, that's for sure.
Makes California drivers seem like the Gifted and Talented Program.
Makes California drivers seem like the Gifted and Talented Program.
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Taking a half day off tomorrow, just need to survive today's sodomy gauntlet. (Not the good kind)
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Why is your life so brutal at work lately?
Why is your life so brutal at work lately?
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Friend went to look at that gray TL last night, guess it didn't go so well. The search continues:
MMSports.org ? View topic - Post-Prius Depression (The Quest for a New Car)
MMSports.org ? View topic - Post-Prius Depression (The Quest for a New Car)
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Yeah, I don't know. Well, I kinda do know.
It's just a lousy confluence of numerous tasks. Normally things sort of ebb and flow so that there's a constant level of effort. Some times one thing takes more attention and then another... but for some reason, everything seems to have sync'd up and ALL the things need to be done RIGHT NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!
I mean, not really. It's mostly all artificial deadlines, but still. I've got eight bosses, Bob. Eight. So that means when I'm running behind, I'm hearing about it from eight different people. My only real motivation is not to be hassled. That and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.
It's just a lousy confluence of numerous tasks. Normally things sort of ebb and flow so that there's a constant level of effort. Some times one thing takes more attention and then another... but for some reason, everything seems to have sync'd up and ALL the things need to be done RIGHT NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!
I mean, not really. It's mostly all artificial deadlines, but still. I've got eight bosses, Bob. Eight. So that means when I'm running behind, I'm hearing about it from eight different people. My only real motivation is not to be hassled. That and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.
in any given week I probably only do about 15 minutes of any actual work.
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I used to be at that pace but then all of a sudden a ton of work came up from all 3 clients simultaneously so my whoring has been diminished
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Shit. You guys remember the time Taco was all:
And then the next day when he woke up and realized what he said he was like "that's now what I meant, "
And then the next day when he woke up and realized what he said he was like "that's now what I meant, "
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predictions...you're a regular nastradamus.
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ffs FJ..
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So many times Taco should have checked out of this thread and started a new life on JizzmoZine
Something something expecting a different outcum
Something something expecting a different outcum
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what a stupid bastard.. btw J.. this guys subs went from 5k to 50k
stupid for not knowing shit about tires.. stupid for doing all 4 tires when the fronts were fine.. stupid for leaving hellcat at a tire shop..
stupid for not knowing shit about tires.. stupid for doing all 4 tires when the fronts were fine.. stupid for leaving hellcat at a tire shop..
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car vlogs are fucking retarded..and yes, i just gave him a view.