Majofo

Probably crystal light too..

Majofo

I think we officially changed brake_l8s name to Jake the snake..
For his shadiness and penis just to be clear..

Yumcha

Back from -ing...

Majofo

My people tell me this is true.. and they're people in teh know.
Not like the miscreants here.

Brake_L8

Lulz.

I think I did sell the Fireturd with the CEL on. Maybe not. I dunno. I remember the guy who bought it knew about the trans fluid leak, the headlight that didn't go up unless you popped the hood, the random oil seeps, and the fact that it was a beige-with-some-of-it-flaking-off Firebird with 160k miles on it. Apparently that was his fiancee's dream car so he was going to clean it up and give it to her? I made $2k on the deal and turned it into a trailer for the racekor.

Racecar's CEL was on for so long that the bulb burnt out a year or so back. I do occasionally check that the engine is still there, and if it starts running like shite I just replace coils/plugs/vacuum lines until it makes power again.

cu2wagon

Oh yeah?

Are your people here or on other forums? Are they in the industry? Do they have more money in wheels and tires than my car is worth?

I seriously don't even know why I post anymore...let alone try to be helpful...when all you do is shit on it.

Majofo

In the dozens of automobile forums, there isn't a single person that is half as toxic as I am.
But luckily you won't have to be here for very long. Since you don't have a TL.

thoiboi

You sir got a thanks just for that.


You can never be too sure.

thoiboi

Hey.. don't complain about a free Cleveland Steamroller... some people have to beg for that kind of stuff to be done on them..



Inconsiderate and ungrateful

Majofo

fuckmywife and ilike2watch have very toxic members
always going on about knowing this or that... but they have no direct experience.
When you try to say otherwise they're all narcissistic and shit...
I just came here to fuck your women while you watch...
shittttt... second guessing whether I want them raising my kids or not.

cu2wagon

Moove on loosers.

Majofo

ffa

Majofo

I wonder if Justn got in the Game or not..

thoiboi

Or if the Game got in him

Majofo

bout to head out.. ready to bust a ho.. shiettt...
stay safe

Majofo

Taco still tryna solve for X

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

kurtatx

God. Tires. Country

Majofo

Team TPeg

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

That's so cool!

Majofo

You have no faith Thots
My ninja McCain killed that shit

thoiboi

yay... early friday morning conference calls..

thoiboi

YEEEEEH wow.. McCain with the no fucks given

Majofo

Let's not forget Murkowski and Collins from Alaska and Maine too..
Fuck yea mang..

And my homegirl's speech..

thoiboi

And the 46 dems/2 indies ?

Majofo

quiet whore

Majofo

Saw the most amazing thing today.. right after some asshole failed at being an asshole.
Got on the freeway onramp.. Some asshole wouldn't let me in..
I had my blinker on the whole stretch before the ramp turns to exit.

I'm a crazy motherfucker, cut him off even though the gap was 3/4 of a car length.
He hit his brakes to avoid collision and then honked... So I brake checked him and flipped him off.
Then he like Dis ninja tryna kill me or scam me.. shiett.. he backed way the fuck off.
So I'm heated..

Then I see two grandmas holding a banner on a bridge over the freeway near downtown..
Repeal and replace Ted Cruz..

Made my fucking day.. gave them a bunch of honks.
Everyone got the fuck out of my way after that.
Like who this crazy asshole

thoiboi

you'z a BAMF majofo..

Majofo

shusshhh whore!

Majofo

I'm just tired of the douchebags and cuntbags here

Majofo

I love driving.. but I hate 90% of people I have to share the road with.
I have compassion for the elderly, disabled, etc
I have zero compassion for douchebags with their phone up their ass
or shit people who don't know how to drive

thoiboi

same fam..

Majofo

It doesn't help that my commute is over two hours / day through downtown

Majofo

I think I'm just going to WFH for my mental health..
We put in a bid on a house a few weeks back..
Closer to work, 10/10 schools..
Bid was day 1 the house was on the market..
Some asshole went way over list on us..



Then the listing agent is like.. taking backups..
Her fucking OG fee was $300..
Fuck you..

That fee is just to line their pocket

thoiboi

Rich Chineee? All cash?

Majofo

Dude

Majofo

Our homegirl and her husband bought a couple months back.. after looking for over a year.
Their budget was 700k with 250k cash.
They bid on a house for 600k.. someone went all cash +50k.
They settled.. paid 450k for a house totally far from where they wanted to be.
Going to pump 150k into it.. I think it was a bad decision overall.

Crazy..

I should have known with the house we bid on.. top of the mountain.. views of the city.
House was fairly new and layout was really nice + big backyard.

Brake_L8

My dad is a realtor so I hear all sorts of stories from him. When the market goes crazy, it's super crazy. I'm amazed at the types of bidding wars people can get in and potentially end up going way beyond budget or getting something they don't totally want. Dad tries to keep that from happening and is largely successful.

+1 to commuting madness. I love commuting through DC in the truck because if someone's an asshole, you just merge anyway and they're like "fuckfuckbigtruckomgomg" and let you in. Threw some Hawk LTS pads on it and it can nearly do an endo if you brake check or shoot an unreasonable gap that requires slowing down rapidly afterward.

It even does pretty well with a few hot laps around VIR, on the bumpstops through every turn:

cu2wagon

That is so wrong it's come back around to being right.

Majofo

Jake the snake