The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
Ted Cruz? The zodiac killer?
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I want to imagine Jake has taken the F150 around the track hauling the M3 on a trailer..
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
Pull the M3 off, hook the trailer up to it, and then pull the F1Fiddy the rest of the way to the big show.
Resident BMW Apologist
Now it's got a tune and my tuner said I could wrap the speedometer back around to 0 if I tried hard enough. Would definitely need beefier trailer tires for that kinda fun.
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Talking about the F150.. it was the only truck to pass the recent small overlap crash test..
The other trucks failed in the sense that your legs would have been mangled.
The other trucks failed in the sense that your legs would have been mangled.
The following users liked this post:
rockstar143 (07-28-2017)
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
I did a track day (bro) a while back. Cayenne pulls up with an enclosed trailer. GotMeCurious.jpeg
Out rolls another Porsche. GT3.
ImInTheWrongJob.png
Out rolls another Porsche. GT3.
ImInTheWrongJob.png
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I feel this type of test is flawed because the impact area is actually much smaller in the real world.
So the injuries could be much worse.
So the injuries could be much worse.
Resident BMW Apologist
Yeah, but that's a 2015+ and mine's a 2011... still did pretty well though. I want a bigger (enclosed) trailer which means a beefier truck to pull it. Thinking about either a 2018 F150 diesel, or a recent F250 SuperDoody.
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Plus the speeds.. usually you hit something head on coming at about the same speed. clinteastwoodshudder.gif
Resident BMW Apologist
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
Beefier pull truck eh?
Raptor?
And then you reply with some logic... But that's bullshit. No logic. Buy Raptor.
Raptor?
And then you reply with some logic... But that's bullshit. No logic. Buy Raptor.
Azine Jabroni
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I was totally going for that Ram Rebel TRX coming up with the Hellcat powertrain..
but after seeing how the Ram folds up like ladiboi in the men's shower.. idk mang.
but after seeing how the Ram folds up like ladiboi in the men's shower.. idk mang.
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
Felt bad man.
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Azine Jabroni
Resident BMW Apologist
I really, really want to be that DC 'mo with a 6.7L turbodiesel pickup truck with a turboback exhaust. And drive it around blasting Britney and shit.
The following users liked this post:
kurtatx (07-28-2017)
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
hmm. So all these brodozers around my parts have Salt Life stickers that look like they say "Slut Life", IMO, and the Hook Spit stickers, in addition to the Melon Labia and Dixie Flag stickers of course.
But the Hook Spit suddenly takes on the new meaning now that you've pointed it out. It's not Hook Spit. It's "Hook, Spit" then an implied "do it again until the truck payment is made".
Genuis!
But the Hook Spit suddenly takes on the new meaning now that you've pointed it out. It's not Hook Spit. It's "Hook, Spit" then an implied "do it again until the truck payment is made".
Genuis!
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
Nah, Raptors kinda suck for towing. Suspension is too soft and they're rated to pull less than their street-truck counterpart.
I really, really want to be that DC 'mo with a 6.7L turbodiesel pickup truck with a turboback exhaust. And drive it around blasting Britney and shit.
I really, really want to be that DC 'mo with a 6.7L turbodiesel pickup truck with a turboback exhaust. And drive it around blasting Britney and shit.
Get outta here with the logic. Raptor! You can straight line the track at a buck twenty. Victory has never been so close.
Resident BMW Apologist
I wonder if I could sneak a Raptor into our American Iron class. It's basically a huge Mustang.
You guys make me smile.
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
*whiter
Senior Moderator
That's racist
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
quiet banana
Azine Jabroni
Plane to Chicago delayed an hour
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
from where? here? big D?
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
You can change your mind..
Azine Jabroni
Azine Jabroni
It's like a high of 85 in chicago. It is literally 105 out right now. I'm out of here so bad.
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
enjoy da humidity breh
and 34.50 is 34.50
and 34.50 is 34.50
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
Taco still trying to solve for X?
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Taco
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
X gave it to him.. sorry justn.
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
WTF FJ... shiettt...