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Old Aug 1, 2017 | 07:45 AM
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Mmm, covfefe.

Had a few minutes this morning so stopped at a kickass little coffee shop near my office. Somehow it's August 1st and nearly no humidity in DC. I ain't complainin'.

your 3G TL looks like a BMW
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 07:51 AM
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Shit, someone even stole the roof off of it.
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 08:03 AM
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Kickass little coffee shop?

Is it Starbucks?
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Kickass little coffee shop?

Is it Starbucks?


Child please. They over-roast the shit out of their beans.

Was here: https://commonwealthjoe.com/pages/the-java-shack
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Brake_L8


Child please. They over-roast the shit out of their beans.

Was here: https://commonwealthjoe.com/pages/the-java-shack



Old Aug 1, 2017 | 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Anyone else worried that Taco actually went out with my parameters and tried to solve for X in the real world???


X prob gave it to him?
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Brake_L8
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Child please. They over-roast the shit out of their beans.

Was here: https://commonwealthjoe.com/pages/the-java-shack
pffffttt. Sheeple.
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Brake_L8

Child please. They over-roast the shit out of their beans.

Was here: https://commonwealthjoe.com/pages/the-java-shack
That's how a man drinks his coffee.. black and burnt the fuck out of.. pussy.
Hi can I get a small caramel latte with skim soy milk and one packet of stevia.. make sure it's dark roast tho bitch.
Yes, whip cream please and caramel salt, thank you.
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 11:28 AM
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I buy my own whole beans. Not that fair trade, ethically sourced, organic crap either. My beans come from conflict countries and are picked by children slave labor, roasted over coal from endangered rainforest trees, and brought to civilization on the backs of abused pack animals.

Once I get them, I'll put them in a burlap sack made from cartel sourced blood hemp lined with silk from North Korea and then smash the beans on the hood of someone else's car using a 10-lb sledge forged from metal stolen from a medical device manufacturer.

Then I put it in my French Freedom press and use bottled glacier water from a virgin glass bottle which has been boiled until half has evaporated. This scorches the beans to make them taste bad. I let it steep for 10 minutes to extract the most bitterness.

Then I don't even drink it, just pour directly onto a homeless immigrant's crotch. His screams wake me up in the morning.

All the while, listening to Celine Dion.
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 11:29 AM
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You've probably never heard of that.
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 11:46 AM
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Old Aug 1, 2017 | 11:47 AM
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I like my coffee how i like my women....
shipped in crates from third world countries
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 11:50 AM
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You're fucking ridiculous Cul0...How the fuck do you come up with some of this shit
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 11:51 AM
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"I like my coffee like my women. But actually it's *your* coffee, and I'll just sit here and watch you drink it."
-Audi Owners, Probably
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
You're fucking ridiculous Cul0...How the fuck do you come up with some of this shit
Trial and error. I used to drink tea and it took a while to find one I like (pu-erh, FWIW). Someday maybe I'll share that story.
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 11:54 AM
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's coffee out
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 12:03 PM
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peasant.. you don't even use the beans pissed on by feral cats.. pfft.
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
peasant.. you don't even use the beans pissed on by feral cats.. pfft.
Amateur... Piss?? Feral cats consume my beans and pass it though their digestive system before I roast them again and brew them.
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Amateur... Piss?? Feral cats consume my beans and pass it though their digestive system before I roast them again and brew them.
roasted cat.
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 12:06 PM
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Old Aug 1, 2017 | 12:08 PM
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of course they eat them first.. shit.. then piss..
why do I have to assplain everything..
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 12:09 PM
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dog eats cat.. make homeless immigrant eat it..
you then eat homeless immigrant

like turkducken
but illegal hobodogato
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
I buy my own whole beans. Not that fair trade, ethically sourced, organic crap either. My beans come from conflict countries and are picked by children slave labor, roasted over coal from endangered rainforest trees, and brought to civilization on the backs of abused pack animals.

Once I get them, I'll put them in a burlap sack made from cartel sourced blood hemp lined with silk from North Korea and then smash the beans on the hood of someone else's car using a 10-lb sledge forged from metal stolen from a medical device manufacturer.

Then I put it in my French Freedom press and use bottled glacier water from a virgin glass bottle which has been boiled until half has evaporated. This scorches the beans to make them taste bad. I let it steep for 10 minutes to extract the most bitterness.

Then I don't even drink it, just pour directly onto a homeless immigrant's crotch. His screams wake me up in the morning.

All the while, listening to Celine Dion.
I thought I was the only one who enjoyed his covfefe that way. Cheers!
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
of course they eat them first.. shit.. then piss..
why do I have to assplain everything..
Because there are some of those in here who can't grasp the intricacies of glossing over such things.
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 12:55 PM
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pfftt.. they obvs never heard of it
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 12:58 PM
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Obvs
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 01:12 PM
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^ dis ninja here try to put salt on our game.. no nudes for you
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'rents just don't understand #generationidgaf

Old Aug 1, 2017 | 02:26 PM
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being the passenger is always scary

I dont want to ride with majofo, i'd pee my pants

would be a great memory tho...
remember that time, you made my butthole clench?
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 02:30 PM
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Maj is the king of videos that make my palms sweat. The base jumpers in particular...
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 02:46 PM
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Here's an underground vid.. crenshaw takeover (sideshow, block intersection and hit donuts until someone gets run over)
Goes from fist fight to gun fight @3m.. just another day in the barrio ese

Old Aug 1, 2017 | 02:49 PM
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I'm in the mix @2:45


and @3:25

Old Aug 1, 2017 | 05:37 PM
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Had black fin shark steaks for lunch today. Medium rare.. Homie hooked it up with two.. So ono.
Old Aug 1, 2017 | 08:07 PM
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Love Rockauto.. shiet..
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Doors open. Man.

And it's always "worldstar worldstar" until them guns come out, and then it's, well, it's still "worldstar".
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Herro from Tofino.

Interesting place. Some very looking ladies around here. Albeit, the weather is too warm for me...32 today and in Kelowna earliest, it was 36. I prefer the Ice Age, please.
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Bought some live crab and giant scallops from the fishmonger nearby. Oh yes. Ate like a king. *belches*
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What have I missed lately? And oh, this accident was actually literally splits seconds from involving me: Four injured in Friday accident on highway - Salmon Arm Observer

The 2 cars in front of my buddy and I (single lane freeway here) had come to a full stop in a 60mph zone...apparently, there was a turn-off into a dirt road here...

My buddy slows down as do I and we go AROUND the cars...Apparently, the Albertan-like pickup truck behind ME obviously did not see me pump on my breaks and slow down. At this point of no-return for HIM, I had already switched into the shoulder to go AROUND the stopped cars. But, he was going to avoid plowing into the stopped vehicles. So, he drives into the incoming traffic lane. And yeah...the rest is in the story.

WTFBBQ.

Anyways, life on the road. We're doing good. Little Cha is loving the beaches and etc. I went clam digging yesterday but came up without too much. Tomorrow, we're onto Queen Victoria's city for 2 days and 2 nights. Then, back to Vancouver.
Old Aug 2, 2017 | 12:05 AM
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Shit mang.. Has this thread become final destination? Maybe Taco and dem others really are ded.
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