cu2wagon

I like to put one on the bridge of my nose, like a breathrite strip. Then another on each eye like I see them women at the salon do on the TV.

Majofo

I saw some japanese or korean girl with a salonpas looking patch on her forehead.. it was more poofy though..
more like a pussy pad.. I chuckled.. looked at other people and they gave me a weird look like why is this fool laughing
told them to suck my cock

Majofo

Doing some google detective work.. appears to be a gel pack
Not sure if she had a fever or a cuck that can't take the heat

cu2wagon

Maybe she's just trying to start a trend.

Stick a Poise Pad on your forehead, all the fetch kids are doing it!

cu2wagon

Maybe it's like level 9000 headache relief. Like HeadOn applied directly to the head. HeadOn applied directly to the head. HeadOn applied directly to the head to the MAXXXXXX

thoiboi

I have some salonpas on my knee right now.. Did 50 miles on the bike last Saturday... hurt it a bit me thinks..

cu2wagon

50 miles!?!

That's a lot of dick up the ass.

TacoBello

50 miles worth of dick up the ass, just to be precise

TacoBello

That's just a warm up lap for Jawknee's anus

cu2wagon

Because of the dickbike.

thoiboi

yeah training for a century (100 miles)

TacoBello

Y'all with your 550hp Cadillacs should sell your slow as fuck cars, for this:

2014 Ultima GTR | Bring a Trailer

I first learned about these about ~7 years ago, when an acquaintance of mine decided to build one, though his only was pushing about 450whp. Yes, they are a kit car. They come with highly detailed instructions and need only basic automotive tools to build and come with exceptional customer service also, in case you have problems. There are various engine options for these (just look at their website), and the one linked seems to have one of the most badass engines available.

This one Only comes with 715ish whp, and 663lbft. Yeah, there are plenty of cars pushing those kinds of numbers... But how many of them weigh 2200lbs?

apparently these cars hold a ton of world records that other cars just can't touch. They boast one of these outran a Ferrari FXX piloted by Michael Shumacher around some track in Europe... The best thing was they were able to drive this home from the track, where as the FXX isn't even street legal and must be trailered home after. Fucking bananas. Also, the FXX costs over a million bucks, where one of these is like 50k. Shiiiiiet.

Enough of me sucking their dicks. Check them out. I can't even imagine how hard the one listed pulls... Stupid power. I want one eventually. For the price, you can't go wrong.

Harper

Butt can you fit 19 people in the back?

TacoBello

I dunno man, you tell me.

cu2wagon

Home chore shit today. Repotted a huge cactus plant I have. Awkward AF and probably pushing 80-lbs of root-wad and soil. I'm pretty sure I won't be able to get out of bed tomorrow with a hernia. So I'll probably just stay up all night sticking fentanyl patches to my forehead and ripping c'caine lines.

Can't wake up in pain if you never go to sleep!

TacoBello

As Majofo would say: Pussy.

TacoBello

But I'll take some of that c'caine and fentanyl though.

TacoBello

I'm kidding, FJ. You're only a half pussy. In other words, you're a vagina with a scrotum hanging below.

cu2wagon

Just call me Brucealyn.

thoiboi

Started to play starcraft again

cu2wagon

Like the old school first version or some new uber version?

I remember wasting so much time in college (bogging down my 486) fucking up zorgs or whatever teh fuck they were called.

Good times.

cu2wagon

ps.

You're a dork.

thoiboi

Old one. They're doing a remaster soon.. so gotta work up those APMs

Majofo

Shame

TacoBello

https://acurazine.com/forums/second-...epairs-957476/

cu2wagon

Well, if that guy didn't like the taste of dick before, he must have acquired it by now...

Got mouthraped twice and is still asking for more.

I ain't even mad. I wanna get his number to try to make him Mark #1 when I start running scam.

TacoBello

A fool and his money....
















are soon parted.

Harper

That guy must be loaded, but if he is why is he throwing away money on old cars?

cu2wagon

A fool and his money...



...make the dealer salivate in anticipation of an easy hookers and blow party after work!

Majofo

Not the scharpest knife in the drawer

You could say he got robbed

TacoBello

after work? My buddy's boss comes high to work on c'caine. Likely bumps at work also. Tapping on the desk overly excitedly and says "let's sell some fucking cars today!"

Not surprising. Young guys in management positions, making really good money... What else are they gonna do? Be responsible?

thoiboi

Do you think jeffuckboi got promoted

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

ain't no way. he prolly ded.

cu2wagon

His first real job on 4/20... He probably Afroman'd it.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

i saw on IG he bought a new civic. i dunno the differences enough to tell if it was a "sport" one or a regular one

Majofo

He's being responsible, full-time job, just bought a car..
too bad it wasn't an adult car..
Could have been promoted to Jeffuccman

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

It's the sport, almost positive...center exit exhaust and bumper.
Hey, he's part of the next generation...they put the horse before the cart and then run serious camber for real shitty steel/wood wear.


Good morning boys...
Hope all is well with my friends.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

shieet, i want a smaller car!!!!
but wouldnt trade for the payments lol

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Heck now bro...
but yeah, I love driving the S2000...
after the behemoth of the wagon, the S just seems so effortless (and torqueless) to get going and throw around.

Although, in the rain yesterday in the parking lot of the hardware store on fresh blacktop...the wagon, tc off, WEEEEEE
Zoe almost got a sugar high from all them donuts!

cu2wagon

but putting the horse before the cart is the *right* thing to do...