The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
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No, really. I bet you're thinking about it, riiiiight now.
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ahhh...
you right you right..
you right you right..
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shut your trap ladiboi, or we'll stick our triggers in it
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Not sure if that's to be interpreted as a threat... or a promise
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horree shiett taco in here giving his life story.. show us your tits!
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Sounds like a way to make a few dollars...
Jeff-eh? add, that one to your list of potential leads!
EDIT: I meant the trigger trap, but now that I think about it, the boobie one works too. Add both.
Jeff-eh? add, that one to your list of potential leads!
EDIT: I meant the trigger trap, but now that I think about it, the boobie one works too. Add both.
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El-jeff-eh? that's another one for your list. You could make a sequel to that two girls one
movie.
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No idea, all I know is this
is shit.
and
is coffee
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"He called the shit, java"
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yea i dont know how I've stayed this positive to be honest because thats not really my nature lol. But theres no point on being negative about it, sure its rough at times but I'm doing as much as I can. Just need to catch a break really ![Dunno](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/dunno.gif)
Shitty thing is, the job selection process for anywhere is usually lengthy. And time I dont have much left lol
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Shitty thing is, the job selection process for anywhere is usually lengthy. And time I dont have much left lol
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always time to suck dick for cash!
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yea i dont know how I've stayed this positive to be honest because thats not really my nature lol. But theres no point on being negative about it, sure its rough at times but I'm doing as much as I can. Just need to catch a break really ![Dunno](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/dunno.gif)
Shitty thing is, the job selection process for anywhere is usually lengthy. And time I dont have much left lol
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Shitty thing is, the job selection process for anywhere is usually lengthy. And time I dont have much left lol
I only see the "good morning, I'm El Jefe and I like to
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sometimes we see the struggle posts, but most of your posts are fairly positive with sportsballs thrown in
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speaking of sportsballs....c'mon texans!
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And time I dont have much left lol
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yea i dont know how I've stayed this positive to be honest because thats not really my nature lol. But theres no point on being negative about it, sure its rough at times but I'm doing as much as I can. Just need to catch a break really ![Dunno](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/dunno.gif)
Shitty thing is, the job selection process for anywhere is usually lengthy. And time I dont have much left lol
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Shitty thing is, the job selection process for anywhere is usually lengthy. And time I dont have much left lol
Of the professional jobs I've had, three I've gotten from knowing someone who knew someone who was hiring, or from a past co-worker that got back in contact with me. One was just straight up, applied to an opening and did the interview. And one was a placement via a headhunter.
It might be worthwhile to get in touch with a recruiter/headhunter. It doesn't cost you anything (at least down here) and they have all sorts of insight into who is hiring. Plus they get paid by placing you somewhere, so they *will* find you a jerb. Downside is that they will find you any jerb to get them paid; not necessarily the jerb you want. You can use that to your advantage though... Get your foot in the door, make contacts, jump ship, rinse and repeat.
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I actually lost my first job before I started.
I applied, interviewed, got the verbal offer, and HR was working on the paperwork. And then I just stopped hearing anything from them. Ended up that the project I was supposed to get hired on for, got cancelled. So my job vaporized.
BUT, a few months later, another opening came up and I got a call from the manager asking to come back in for another interview. Got hired. And it stuck that time.
/CSB.
So again, it's really about getting to know people and being at the right place at the right time.
Also, try being a Asian girl. They get hired pretty quickly.
I applied, interviewed, got the verbal offer, and HR was working on the paperwork. And then I just stopped hearing anything from them. Ended up that the project I was supposed to get hired on for, got cancelled. So my job vaporized.
BUT, a few months later, another opening came up and I got a call from the manager asking to come back in for another interview. Got hired. And it stuck that time.
/CSB.
So again, it's really about getting to know people and being at the right place at the right time.
Also, try being a Asian girl. They get hired pretty quickly.
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Asian girl that can remove front bumpers?!
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No, Asian girl that likes to do bumpers.. While getting bumped.
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but does she HAVE bumpers... (front and/or rears)
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She does bumpers while getting both her bumpers bumped.
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Get a jerb at Tim Hortons. Then, every box of timbits and cup of stale that you hand to a customer, slip in a business card with your name on it and the tagline "I'll do *anything* for a jerb. ; )"
Make sure to include the winky emoji so they know what you mean by anything.
Also, don't be a dingus and forget to put your phone number and email address on the card.
Make sure to include the winky emoji so they know what you mean by anything.
Also, don't be a dingus and forget to put your phone number and email address on the card.
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beautiful mang..
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The project you got hired for was cancelled.. the project of teaching kids.. ah.. Rick Perry.. Makes sense. Thanks Obama!
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Hang out at a gas station and approach everyone who stops in wearing business suit and tell them that you'd be a "positive addition to their bottom line". Most will chuckle at you, but eventually someone will say something like "power bottom?" and if you say yes then you've probably passed the interview and will get "a" job.
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So when the trains of the island of Sodor are like bust my bumpers.. they're really saying explode my dick on that ass.. thought so.
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