The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
#6241
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Crabs is high as a motherfucker right now :rollajointandsmokeit:
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#6243
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oh..
well carry on
well carry on
#6244
Team Owner
Person X: < Implied presence but not a part of the conversation >
Person 1: "Ha, ha, I have made an amusing anecdote at Person X's expense! But it is just in jest. Metaphorically speaking, I am 'pulling his chain'; teasing him by leading him to believe something untrue. When I say 'chain' I do not in fact mean 'penis'. That is to say, I am not actually implying that I am 'pulling his penis'."
Person 2: "Indeed! I did not interpret your jape as to suggest you were masturbating Person X's penis. However, I will continue the tease further by agreeing that the 'chain' you mention is not a metaphor for his penis, but I will imply that the 'chain' is *connected to* his penis! Huzzah!!! Isn't that something that someone would want very badly but fail to actualize in a comically depressing manner?"
Person 1: "Quite comically depressing! The sadist's desires are not met. Much amusement is had by the observers."
Person 3: "Letting one who is not formally recognized as the marital partner of their wife, fuck their wife, is not the same value as being the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of contemptuous ridicule or mockery."
Person 4: "I have no gawyam clue how Person 3 arrived at the relation between his and the prior conversations, nor do I understand what is going on in general. Pass the air duster."
Person 5: "I just rebuilt my car and also my house and my lawn is fan-fucking-tastic. Also, I have no clue where Person 3 is coming from either."
Person 4: "Yep. Here's an overly dramatic but ultimately worthless recitation of these events. Gosh I hope this doesn't divide by zero."
End Scene.
Person 1: "Ha, ha, I have made an amusing anecdote at Person X's expense! But it is just in jest. Metaphorically speaking, I am 'pulling his chain'; teasing him by leading him to believe something untrue. When I say 'chain' I do not in fact mean 'penis'. That is to say, I am not actually implying that I am 'pulling his penis'."
Person 2: "Indeed! I did not interpret your jape as to suggest you were masturbating Person X's penis. However, I will continue the tease further by agreeing that the 'chain' you mention is not a metaphor for his penis, but I will imply that the 'chain' is *connected to* his penis! Huzzah!!! Isn't that something that someone would want very badly but fail to actualize in a comically depressing manner?"
Person 1: "Quite comically depressing! The sadist's desires are not met. Much amusement is had by the observers."
Person 3: "Letting one who is not formally recognized as the marital partner of their wife, fuck their wife, is not the same value as being the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of contemptuous ridicule or mockery."
Person 4: "I have no gawyam clue how Person 3 arrived at the relation between his and the prior conversations, nor do I understand what is going on in general. Pass the air duster."
Person 5: "I just rebuilt my car and also my house and my lawn is fan-fucking-tastic. Also, I have no clue where Person 3 is coming from either."
Person 4: "Yep. Here's an overly dramatic but ultimately worthless recitation of these events. Gosh I hope this doesn't divide by zero."
End Scene.
#6245
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#6246
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
what about the ball
#6247
Race Director
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Damn right it's maja
#6249
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#6250
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#6251
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
#6252
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#6253
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
So maja es mi puta
#6254
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
It's also a crab :justnspace:
#6255
Team Owner
:maja:
#6256
Race Director
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So I fixed the TV last night. So weird. I tighten down all the screws, disconnected and reconnected all the connections, and took a heat gun mildly over all the boards to reflow the solder and voila...works like a champ. I ran it for six hours last night and so far so good.
#6257
Team Owner
can you come fix my navigation now, in my TL?
#6258
Race Director
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Shit man I've still got to do stuff to mine... Lol
I haven't wanted to do a damn thing outside the past two-three weeks. Way too hot and humid.
I haven't wanted to do a damn thing outside the past two-three weeks. Way too hot and humid.
#6259
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
maja is also a :cuck:
#6260
Senior Moderator
Taco,
I'm pretty sure i've said itbefore, but i'll say it again..
your attempts to logicize in Ramblings are futile. Quit while you're ahead to save your own sanity.
I'm pretty sure i've said itbefore, but i'll say it again..
your attempts to logicize in Ramblings are futile. Quit while you're ahead to save your own sanity.
#6261
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
ladiboi dickbike monkeytrucker
#6262
Senior Moderator
Guys, Maj has gone ... may be senile... might be alzheimer's... must be old age related though. He's spouting off weird nonsense.
#6263
Senior Moderator
or Tourette's
#6264
Team Owner
I vote for all of the above
#6265
Team Owner
i know... You gotta admit I made a good point though. And let's be honest, the moment I started replying, I was no longer "ahead"
#6267
Senior Moderator
good points sure. but logic doesn't always prevail in these types of debates. logic, education, common sense.. get that shit out of politics...
#6269
Race Director
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Actually I didn't call him anything J.
#6270
Huh? What does I have to do with calling him, maybe?
Broooo...must be fridayyyyyy! I'm so excites!
Going to see GNR tomorrow too...
good work on the TV, man...seems like a best case scenario to have fixed it with a heat gun!
Broooo...must be fridayyyyyy! I'm so excites!
Going to see GNR tomorrow too...
good work on the TV, man...seems like a best case scenario to have fixed it with a heat gun!
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I'd vote for President Poutine and VP Timbits. But only if Secretary of State was Maple Syrup.
#6274
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
used a heat gun mildly != reflow :homersimpsonassgrabbothcheeks:
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mmmmm i wonder if there's any good poutine in Chi-town.. i mean it's pretty close to Canada
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It's why my family doesn't want to spend any time with me. And since no one cares what I do, I spend all my time on the internets making stupid stories and posting them, trying to get a small shred of attention so I can feel like I have a purpose in life. It's not really wasting time when there's nothing else to do between Simpsons reruns.
#6277
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
You guys love swallowing gravy and choking down curds
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i care about you cul0... come back anytime to the land of bad asian drivers !
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