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Fucking hawt though 113 someone said humidity was like 85% which is not normal..they told people to limit their A/C today because we are supposed to have 2 weeks of 100+ weather. Yea uh fuck you Smud.
its 65 right now and I have the door open. It's actually kinda cold
CuJoe, never leave the English teaching profession...if your kids end up with 10% of the grasp on the language you have, there might be hope!
That was effing hilarious.
I think the biggest problem is the swinging thing is never really at the forefront of my mind.
CuJoe, never leave the English teaching profession...if your kids end up with 10% of the grasp on the language you have, there might be hope!
That was effing hilarious.
I think the biggest problem is the swinging thing is never really at the forefront of my mind.
Did you know we get charged a California mattress fee, it's only 22 bucks but still. wtf. Then we get charged for plastic bottles, TV disposal fees too.
Heading to Nevada next weekend for hot August night. Taking the explorer and the GTX, so hopefully I can hit up the Costco on the way home and get some waters...
Person X: < Implied presence but not a part of the conversation >
Person 1: "Ha, ha, I have made an amusing anecdote at Person X's expense! But it is just in jest. Metaphorically speaking, I am 'pulling his chain'; teasing him by leading him to believe something untrue. When I say 'chain' I do not in fact mean 'penis'. That is to say, I am not actually implying that I am 'pulling his penis'."
Person 2: "Indeed! I did not interpret your jape as to suggest you were masturbating Person X's penis. However, I will continue the tease further by agreeing that the 'chain' you mention is not a metaphor for his penis, but I will imply that the 'chain' is *connected to* his penis! Huzzah!!! Isn't that something that someone would want very badly but fail to actualize in a comically depressing manner?"
Person 1: "Quite comically depressing! The sadist's desires are not met. Much amusement is had by the observers."
Person 3: "Letting one who is not formally recognized as the marital partner of their wife, fuck their wife, is not the same value as being the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of contemptuous ridicule or mockery."
Person 4: "I have no gawyam clue how Person 3 arrived at the relation between his and the prior conversations, nor do I understand what is going on in general. Pass the air duster."
Person 5: "I just rebuilt my car and also my house and my lawn is fan-fucking-tastic. Also, I have no clue where Person 3 is coming from either."
Person 4: "Yep. Here's an overly dramatic but ultimately worthless recitation of these events. Gosh I hope this doesn't divide by zero."
End Scene.
cul0, I don't really give a fuck. It was indeed a joke. Sorry you didn't pick up on that but I seriously don't fucking care. Move on.
Seriously one douche bag waste of life is enough in here.
PS - Good job taking the 5 minutes to write that post.
So I've been catching up on some smoking tire episodes in anticipation of Andys car. And my wife says 'you've been watching this a lot lately' and I said 'Yea, a TL from the forum is suppose to be on here so I've been checking it out everyday' and like five seconds later it was mentioned by a random dude at a race track. Thought it was kind of cool.
CuJoe, never leave the English teaching profession...if your kids end up with 10% of the grasp on the language you have, there might be hope!
That was effing hilarious.
I think the biggest problem is the swinging thing is never really at the forefront of my mind.
Plus, it's like if I were to start spouting off at random times, totally unrelated to any ongoing line of thought, that I enjoy eating kiwi fruit with the fuzzy skin on. Just pick one up and eat it like an apple...
Most people would probably be like, "well, that's sort of weird but whatever", Some people would think I'm a monster that should burn in hell, and others would be like "oh yeah, that's how I like to eat kiwi fruit as well; wanna send me some pictures the next time you eat one?"
But the thing is, in a random and unexpected context, all that aside, most everyone would be like, "what the fuck is this guy always bringing up how he eats kiwi fruit? We were talking about smashing toads with hammers and suddenly he's talking about eating kiwi fruit. I don't follow." And that would be a normal response.
I don't know. It's probably me. I've never been good at stuff.
Did you know we get charged a California mattress fee, it's only 22 bucks but still. wtf. Then we get charged for plastic bottles, TV disposal fees too.
Heading to Nevada next weekend for hot August night. Taking the explorer and the GTX, so hopefully I can hit up the Costco on the way home and get some waters...
Mattresses are like cars Flippy. You pay a premium for buying new. That's why you should always buy them used on Craigslist; let some other sucker pay all the fees and depreciation.
Also, I fucking love eating kiwi fruit with the fuzzy skin on.
Mattresses are like cars Flippy. You pay a premium for buying new. That's why you should always buy them used on Craigslist; let some other sucker pay all the fees and depreciation.
I would never buy a used bed.. I rather sleep in the floor....
Fixed for you. Your accent got lost in the submission.
Also: I never knew that there was in fact a yellow kiwi fruit until I had one. I always thought they were only green but there is a lighter tan skinned version with a yellow inner part.
It's pretty good too. A little less tart than a green one, I'd say it's a bit more mellow like the innermost part of a green kiwi fruit, but the whole thing is like that.
07-27-2016, 10:31 PM
