The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
07-27-2016, 03:35 PM
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Nothing makes sense here. But that's probably because I store gasoline in the same room I computer in so everything gets a bit fuzzy after a few minutes.
07-27-2016, 03:36 PM
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3.14 != pie
07-27-2016, 03:39 PM
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07-27-2016, 03:42 PM
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:homergrabass:
07-27-2016, 03:45 PM
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No idea why I'm getting a facepalm...
07-27-2016, 03:47 PM
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07-27-2016, 03:48 PM
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That goes for all of you
07-27-2016, 03:51 PM
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Just send me the nudes, Jeff.
Actual nudes, not the cock teasing ones.
Actual nudes, not the cock teasing ones.
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07-27-2016, 03:56 PM
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07-27-2016, 03:59 PM
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07-27-2016, 04:00 PM
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07-27-2016, 04:01 PM
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07-27-2016, 04:02 PM
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The left one has dilated pupils...
07-27-2016, 04:03 PM
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07-27-2016, 04:04 PM
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My pants
07-27-2016, 04:05 PM
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Nice knockers...
07-27-2016, 04:05 PM
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tits, boobs, knockers 
07-27-2016, 04:08 PM
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I could keep going but I probably won't. Soory and/or Your wellcum.
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07-27-2016, 06:45 PM
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Fuck off, Jeff, and send me the photos already!!
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07-27-2016, 07:42 PM
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I stopped huffing gas fumes and I still don't get it. On to model cement now so maybe that'll make it more evident. Will report back.
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07-27-2016, 07:54 PM
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Evening. 
07-27-2016, 07:54 PM
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07-27-2016, 07:57 PM
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Evening fellas
07-27-2016, 08:31 PM
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Person X: < Implied presence but not a part of the conversation >
Person 1: "Ha, ha, I have made an amusing anecdote at Person X's expense! But it is just in jest. Metaphorically speaking, I am 'pulling his chain'; teasing him by leading him to believe something untrue. When I say 'chain' I do not in fact mean 'penis'. That is to say, I am not actually implying that I am 'pulling his penis'."
Person 2: "Indeed! I did not interpret your jape as to suggest you were masturbating Person X's penis. However, I will continue the tease further by agreeing that the 'chain' you mention is not a metaphor for his penis, but I will imply that the 'chain' is *connected to* his penis! Huzzah!!! Isn't that something that someone would want very badly but fail to actualize in a comically depressing manner?"
Person 1: "Quite comically depressing! The sadist's desires are not met. Much amusement is had by the observers."
Person 3: "Letting one who is not formally recognized as the marital partner of their wife, fuck their wife, is not the same value as being the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of contemptuous ridicule or mockery."
Person 4: "I have no gawyam clue how Person 3 arrived at the relation between his and the prior conversations, nor do I understand what is going on in general. Pass the air duster."
Person 5: "I just rebuilt my car and also my house and my lawn is fan-fucking-tastic. Also, I have no clue where Person 3 is coming from either."
Person 4: "Yep. Here's an overly dramatic but ultimately worthless recitation of these events. Gosh I hope this doesn't divide by zero."
End Scene.
Person 1: "Ha, ha, I have made an amusing anecdote at Person X's expense! But it is just in jest. Metaphorically speaking, I am 'pulling his chain'; teasing him by leading him to believe something untrue. When I say 'chain' I do not in fact mean 'penis'. That is to say, I am not actually implying that I am 'pulling his penis'."
Person 2: "Indeed! I did not interpret your jape as to suggest you were masturbating Person X's penis. However, I will continue the tease further by agreeing that the 'chain' you mention is not a metaphor for his penis, but I will imply that the 'chain' is *connected to* his penis! Huzzah!!! Isn't that something that someone would want very badly but fail to actualize in a comically depressing manner?"
Person 1: "Quite comically depressing! The sadist's desires are not met. Much amusement is had by the observers."
Person 3: "Letting one who is not formally recognized as the marital partner of their wife, fuck their wife, is not the same value as being the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of contemptuous ridicule or mockery."
Person 4: "I have no gawyam clue how Person 3 arrived at the relation between his and the prior conversations, nor do I understand what is going on in general. Pass the air duster."
Person 5: "I just rebuilt my car and also my house and my lawn is fan-fucking-tastic. Also, I have no clue where Person 3 is coming from either."
Person 4: "Yep. Here's an overly dramatic but ultimately worthless recitation of these events. Gosh I hope this doesn't divide by zero."
End Scene.
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07-27-2016, 08:32 PM
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super long day at work, but just had a couple of local KC brewery beers and a steak so im gonna sleep good now i hope....
07-27-2016, 08:34 PM
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Culo.....please tell me that show is going on Broadway????
07-27-2016, 09:15 PM
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No music. Just an okay plot line. Will probably be at an indie theater near you directed by M Night shamalamadingdong..
07-27-2016, 09:16 PM
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You have such a way with words cul0.
Thank you your continued patience in educating our nation's youths.
07-27-2016, 09:38 PM
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What a fucking cuckoo motherfucker to think the back and forth banter revolved around him.
07-27-2016, 09:58 PM
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I went to this swap meet yesterday and saw a bunch of dudes in a bidding war over some guys ball and chain. They were tossing and spinning it around. Saw two guys take it from each end and have their way with it. Even saw one guy oil it down and then started pounding the dust off it. The owner really seemed to soak it all up. By the end of it, no one seemed interested in taking it home. The proding between each other probably left a bad taste in their mouth. I did find a nice Germanic clock though, chime is a bit annoying, but it's an oscillator.
07-27-2016, 10:05 PM
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Steel fuel != Melting jet beams, Majofo. If that's even your real name. :homersimpson: