Don't feed your baby chow down, especially horse

 

Shiett.. some of you guys were in diapers when that movie came out.

 

Shiett.. some of you guys are still in diapers.

 

John and Jack

 

Rashes are serious business

 

No vassss ese!! Shiett.. you betta rub some jelly on that shit.

 

Trick Daddy a real1 faahhhh shoooooo...

 

Hannnin..

 

Adorable J. Cats out the bag now. As I said the other night congrats brotha..... It is an amazing feeling I tell you that much. Glad everything went well.

Oh and swaddling I hated that shit, they do make velcro ones though that are super easy, don't remember the brand off hand. I tried swaddling with these breathable blankets, Aiden and Anais, shit there as big as fuck!

My kid had the same PJ's..... Oh yea did you have to change the first 1-2 poops?

 

Since we are on the topic of kids. They grow up way too damn fast. My oldest that's 2 tries to read to his baby brother now. He will grab a book and say I read dada or I read mama.

I also turned him forward facing on Wednesday night, it feels so strange having someone staring at you while you're driving. It just means he is growing up quicker.

 

And now he'll start backseat driving your ass!

"Go this way, no go that way. Why are you going there? Stop at the light. Ooh, a dump truck. What is that man doing..." And it will never stop.

Cute kid Flips.

 

Thanks.

Yea, it was his first time in it yesterday, he says "mommy, you buckled, daddy you buckled, mommy baby buckled? Dada look trash, trash truck dada" I told my wife, we can forget about him taking naps in the car, he will be more alert now. Nope he still fell asleep.

 

Sensory overload! Too much new stuff to see and the system cache got full. Had to do a reboot.

 

flip, no homo...that's a cute ass kid

 

I just lost 10 bucks in my car.


Take 10 bucks from cupholder, go to put it in pocket. 10 bucks drops on the floor near pedals. Since I'm driving and 2 minutes from destination I think I'll just grab it before I go out. Once I stop, can't find it anywhere. It's not under the weathertech mats, not under the OEM mats, not under the seat which I moved back completely (check from from and from rear), I can't find it anywhere near the pedals (not behind gas pedal), doesn't seem to be lodged near fuse box either as I used my phone for flashlight. It's not caught in my jeans or my shoes either. I made sure it wasn't following me as I was exiting the car. wtf

Guess I'll have to sell the car 10 bucks more to recoup my loss.

 

Please say you don't have all weather mats stacked on top of OEM mats...

That's how you get unintended acceleration and die in a fire.

 

You bet I do. Trying to claim insurance + 10$.

 

Oh. Solid plan... Carry on.

 

Sheeeiitt all you fuckers with your adorable little ones. Cute as fuck. You know what's sweeter than a child's laughter? The silence of not having any fucking kids.

 

Babyzine

 

Pffft...

And I bet you have a fat bank account and free time on the weekends an you can sleep in past 7:00 too.

 

somebody send :pb: one (1) US penny so he can buy a happy meal

 

I haven't ate some McNuggets in so long.

 

So you're a healthy motherfucker ?


Cancelled Toronto trip PB a lot of crap on my plate right now :soory:

 

LOL thats me.

i keep telling my IT guy, i'ma be rich and single.

I got backpage for my needs...

 

Yeah but you don't know *true* happiness until you're elbows deep in puke and shit AND you didn't have to pay someone to do it.

Or something.

 

Well that'll look awkward as the first post on the page...

 

 

if it's baby crap you can just eat it, you won't get sick


a pink dog told me that once

 

half paycheck goes to kids. the other half to the wife...

idunno.
i'll give up the happiness puke and shit for moar toys.

 

toys and experiences.

I used to want nothing more than a good wife and a bunch of kids. for some reason, after spending a bunch of time with awful women, I don't want none of that shit anymore. funny how that works.

 

Chicken and rice for this guy



Half-expected since fore warned. Tell me if you come around another time and we'll meet up for real.

 

Something something horticulture something something...

 

women you think are good that turn out to be awful. think how often you see people change. how many married couples say their spouses changed drastically after marriage. happens to dudes too, not tryna front.

 

we see eye to eye..
I'll keep women around as a toy...

"take the amount of time you were together and half that....That's how long she was breaking up with you"

 

Justin's crustacean heart

 

its cold as an icebox where my heart used to be

 

You'll never know the immense and unbounded depths of joy in your life that having a child will open up. You'll only float on the cold surface of a feeble existence, clutching money that merely keeps you afloat, imprisoning you from discovering the mysteries of life that never will be. As you start to realize your folly, you're already a full step closer to being dead. Your legacy, a few posts unread.

 

I've seen both. If you look at realtor websites, they'll generally have square meters, but no one follows that, but they'll also have the option to switch to square feet.. Everyone always talks square feet. All home builders use square feet.

Do I need to repost the chart of how tiny you Americans are?

 

I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold...