The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Trois)
Who the fuck complains about chicks in skimpy outfits at the gym? Oh wait. Fat bitches. I forgot.
Soooo... Wanna buy a ski mask and where it to your local court house, the next time you go fight a speeding ticket?
Soooo... Wanna buy a ski mask and where it to your local court house, the next time you go fight a speeding ticket?
The TL is one of the most annoying car to get to the radio I've worked on. GM cars and trucks are so ridiculously easy though, like 8 bolts and the radio slides out, connect this and that done! Wanna change the speakers? Ok 2 bolts for the door, 3 screws for the speaker done!
No you're a nerd because you're happy he has a Fluke.
Never got a speeding ticket, but I'm tempted to find a religion/cultural group that entitles me to wear a ski mask while driving my car at all times. Cops gon flag me over, I can tell them it's my right, they're gonna try to find shit on me, ain't gonna. Circle jerk, citizens money pays for my fuckery cop-time spending, I have become the type of person I hate.
Never got a speeding ticket, but I'm tempted to find a religion/cultural group that entitles me to wear a ski mask while driving my car at all times. Cops gon flag me over, I can tell them it's my right, they're gonna try to find shit on me, ain't gonna. Circle jerk, citizens money pays for my fuckery cop-time spending, I have become the type of person I hate.
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Never got a speeding ticket, but I'm tempted to find a religion/cultural group that entitles me to wear a ski mask while driving my car at all times. Cops gon flag me over, I can tell them it's my right, they're gonna try to find shit on me, ain't gonna. Circle jerk, citizens money pays for my fuckery cop-time spending, I have become the type of person I hate.
Actually, there's a lot of these pics!!
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I forgot what the religion is called, but there's a group that believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It's a complete ridicule of the catholic religion and it's fucking hilarious. There was a guy, I think in Europe, who fought the government and won the right to wear a colander on his head in his driver's license photo, as the colander was a religious symbol
I'm hearing some people at work "oh I heard something on the radio saturday, wasn't sure who to vote, but since I heard that guy talk me and my boyfriend know we're voting for him".
That better be some strong ass argument you heard saturday on the radio between 2 songs.
I'm glad the future of my country is in their hands.
I'm aware of this, but I don't feel like their values are inline with mine.
I'm hearing some people at work "oh I heard something on the radio saturday, wasn't sure who to vote, but since I heard that guy talk me and my boyfriend know we're voting for him".
That better be some strong ass argument you heard saturday on the radio between 2 songs.
I'm glad the future of my country is in their hands.
I'm hearing some people at work "oh I heard something on the radio saturday, wasn't sure who to vote, but since I heard that guy talk me and my boyfriend know we're voting for him".
That better be some strong ass argument you heard saturday on the radio between 2 songs.
I'm glad the future of my country is in their hands.
And yes, i agree, it's a sad state of affairs we live in these days. Fucking lemmings.
Went for pasta on Friday night.
Small BYOW place I know, not pretentious, they just make good fresh pasta with sauce daily, Italian family-owned restaurant. Their cannelloni calabrese was nothing but delicious and ~$30 with soup, bruschetta and coffee. Mmm!
Went with siblings and mom, first time they went there, they got greatly surprised. They drove many times in front of this place and never dared to try for some reason.
Small BYOW place I know, not pretentious, they just make good fresh pasta with sauce daily, Italian family-owned restaurant. Their cannelloni calabrese was nothing but delicious and ~$30 with soup, bruschetta and coffee. Mmm!
Went with siblings and mom, first time they went there, they got greatly surprised. They drove many times in front of this place and never dared to try for some reason.
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Shiiiiet.... Ninja is a lawyer also
Went for pasta on Friday night.
Small BYOW place I know, not pretentious, they just make good fresh pasta with sauce daily, Italian family-owned restaurant. Their cannelloni calabrese was nothing but delicious and ~$30 with soup, bruschetta and coffee. Mmm!
Went with siblings and mom, first time they went there, they got greatly surprised. They drove many times in front of this place and never dared to try for some reason.
Small BYOW place I know, not pretentious, they just make good fresh pasta with sauce daily, Italian family-owned restaurant. Their cannelloni calabrese was nothing but delicious and ~$30 with soup, bruschetta and coffee. Mmm!
Went with siblings and mom, first time they went there, they got greatly surprised. They drove many times in front of this place and never dared to try for some reason.
Was it Olive Garden?
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So adorable. You girls are having a slumber party with your gossip and giggling. You sure all look like you're having a great time. Glad I could provide you with so much entertainment. Mommy needs to calm your little hormones down...
mafofo, you seemed so creative and resourceful, how could you omit the fact that the starter is EASILY accessible from below the car with a simple piece of 2x2 between the splash shield and subframe "ohhhhh the starter certainly is not accessible from below" or above...you think i took a hammer in between all those hoses? I obviously put a piece of wood and banged on that, but knowing that in 2 years you'd show up with your shallow intelligence, i might have filled in the blanks for you. It's just funny on how much pride you took on calling me out on that HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH really cute.
I'm also glad to see how much credit you give my filthy rich parents for supplying me with everything. Too bad you didnt get only a small fraction of all that attention and money, maybe you'd be elsewhere in life than here with 50 000 posts. Damn, thats a lot, congrats. Keep going, stay focused, at this pace you'll reach a million in no time.
sweety, the academic system gauges succes by what is known as a passing mark. Any grade on that mark and above is a passing grade, a single point under that and you've failed. I'm guessing if you've always been so focused on what matters and not on beating a forum record, you'd remember the grading system and how it works. And sure, a business major has absolutely 0 credibility......on acurazine. But in real, non-forum life, it actually does give you a bit of a push, and certainly looks better on a resume than:
Skills and abilities:
wrote 50 000 posts on a forum (counts for 10 000 dissertations i hope)
know the torque specs of a lot of bolts on mdx and tl
One last thing boo, regardless of what you and your possy think, i have never and will never take someone elses work and take credit for that. Again, you seems so into calling me out for that, you must of had a major boner looking at how much excitement and pleasure this brought you, but i think you skipped the part where i post all credit to all previous contributors on the bottom of my thread and ONLY take credit for finding all the fragments of the navi hack thread and re-assembling them for all TL owners thats didnt get to hack their navi, and as long as at least one person was able to have fun with that, It was more than worth it to invest time in that thread.
Now, i know you ladies LOVE to talk about me, sure, if it makes you wet, why the fuck not right? I've seen your posts in the past days, and I actually did find them quite funny. I don't take myself too seriously, I like to help others, and even in those threads you thought my answers were retarded, people messaged me to ignore you and that any input is that much more help than the bashing you all took pride and joy in. You all came at me in unison, tried to insult me because i was a fat fuck a few years ago, and even attacked my family, all because I questioned the integrity of your favorite reseller, which i was not the first because you can see a few people calling him out over his previous practices. After all that, i still ask myself what do you think you are going to do? You think i will hide my tail between my legs and run like a pussy? You can keep feeling like bosses all you want and plan another unison boss attack if that makes your lives any better. I simply don't give a shit about trolls, and about what you think you know about me, or what fragments of the internet you can pull up, about all the lies you think i've told. My parents have not paid a dime for anything i did since the age of 21, i don't live in that house my dad owns, although i live less than 15 minutes away. I do go there on a regular basis. Where I do live, my driveway is at an angle, its not safe to work on a car here, my dad does have a garage where i can work indoors away from the cold of winter, all my tools, jack, axle stands, compressor and other equipment is there and will stay there as long as keep working on my car myself, i can come and go as I please.
I sure hope yall continue that slumber party of yours...there are actually a lot of funny elements that i've enjoyed reading.
Cheers
mafofo, you seemed so creative and resourceful, how could you omit the fact that the starter is EASILY accessible from below the car with a simple piece of 2x2 between the splash shield and subframe "ohhhhh the starter certainly is not accessible from below" or above...you think i took a hammer in between all those hoses? I obviously put a piece of wood and banged on that, but knowing that in 2 years you'd show up with your shallow intelligence, i might have filled in the blanks for you. It's just funny on how much pride you took on calling me out on that HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH really cute.
I'm also glad to see how much credit you give my filthy rich parents for supplying me with everything. Too bad you didnt get only a small fraction of all that attention and money, maybe you'd be elsewhere in life than here with 50 000 posts. Damn, thats a lot, congrats. Keep going, stay focused, at this pace you'll reach a million in no time.
I like how he refers to a business degree as a pass / fail thing. FFS. And when does having a business degree give you any fucking credibility
Skills and abilities:
wrote 50 000 posts on a forum (counts for 10 000 dissertations i hope)
know the torque specs of a lot of bolts on mdx and tl
One last thing boo, regardless of what you and your possy think, i have never and will never take someone elses work and take credit for that. Again, you seems so into calling me out for that, you must of had a major boner looking at how much excitement and pleasure this brought you, but i think you skipped the part where i post all credit to all previous contributors on the bottom of my thread and ONLY take credit for finding all the fragments of the navi hack thread and re-assembling them for all TL owners thats didnt get to hack their navi, and as long as at least one person was able to have fun with that, It was more than worth it to invest time in that thread.
Now, i know you ladies LOVE to talk about me, sure, if it makes you wet, why the fuck not right? I've seen your posts in the past days, and I actually did find them quite funny. I don't take myself too seriously, I like to help others, and even in those threads you thought my answers were retarded, people messaged me to ignore you and that any input is that much more help than the bashing you all took pride and joy in. You all came at me in unison, tried to insult me because i was a fat fuck a few years ago, and even attacked my family, all because I questioned the integrity of your favorite reseller, which i was not the first because you can see a few people calling him out over his previous practices. After all that, i still ask myself what do you think you are going to do? You think i will hide my tail between my legs and run like a pussy? You can keep feeling like bosses all you want and plan another unison boss attack if that makes your lives any better. I simply don't give a shit about trolls, and about what you think you know about me, or what fragments of the internet you can pull up, about all the lies you think i've told. My parents have not paid a dime for anything i did since the age of 21, i don't live in that house my dad owns, although i live less than 15 minutes away. I do go there on a regular basis. Where I do live, my driveway is at an angle, its not safe to work on a car here, my dad does have a garage where i can work indoors away from the cold of winter, all my tools, jack, axle stands, compressor and other equipment is there and will stay there as long as keep working on my car myself, i can come and go as I please.
I sure hope yall continue that slumber party of yours...there are actually a lot of funny elements that i've enjoyed reading.
Cheers
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No reply for me tonight? After all that attention you've given me, you're going silent? Or you're preppin' something massive to retaliate? Which ever, just listen to me sincerely for a minute, not more, just 1 minute, 60 seconds.
I know you americans are so prone to thinking everything is a lie, everything is a conspiracy...9-11, the moon landing, roswell and what not, but did you pause for a second and think about what you said? Why would I lie about hitting my starter? In a thread I posted, what, 2 years ago? Like really, why would I invent the fact that I took a hammer and stuck my starter in hope it was stuck and not dead? I hope you see what I mean right? That starter story was worth lying about because it would be such great campfire story to tell my friends and years later to tell my children. It just doesn't make any sense. And if you opened your hood for 10 seconds, and re-examined the position of your starter, you'd see that its not blocked from the sub-frame, or transmission, and move the splash shield just below it, you can easily stick a piece of wood between the bumper and sub-frame straight to the starter.
Come down from your horse dude. I'm not such a liar as you might accuse me of. And when you breathe for long enough, you'll see that you might not have though through every possible angle and that there are many more outside of your field of view.
I know you americans are so prone to thinking everything is a lie, everything is a conspiracy...9-11, the moon landing, roswell and what not, but did you pause for a second and think about what you said? Why would I lie about hitting my starter? In a thread I posted, what, 2 years ago? Like really, why would I invent the fact that I took a hammer and stuck my starter in hope it was stuck and not dead? I hope you see what I mean right? That starter story was worth lying about because it would be such great campfire story to tell my friends and years later to tell my children. It just doesn't make any sense. And if you opened your hood for 10 seconds, and re-examined the position of your starter, you'd see that its not blocked from the sub-frame, or transmission, and move the splash shield just below it, you can easily stick a piece of wood between the bumper and sub-frame straight to the starter.
Come down from your horse dude. I'm not such a liar as you might accuse me of. And when you breathe for long enough, you'll see that you might not have though through every possible angle and that there are many more outside of your field of view.