You motherfucker...
you and my wife been texting?

So little baby J gets to have 2 torquefree little old ass hondas and BETTY can now go make new V friends with her new V that she lets me drive less than the SRX?

Honestly...she does 70 miles a day to work...she'd literally shitttt on that light colored interior if she was getting 10 mpg consistently.

 

Well, the fire in my ass right this juncture is that YOU are probably going to vagon it and probably sell your sedan...then Kevin gets my TL...

If it's for another Vagon...I'll sit tight for another few months before I bring it up...when the dust settles from that little expenditure coming up, we'll see what's what and have a clear understanding of the budget at that point...if there even is one.

Until then, I'll just keep waxing my banana and my TL.

 

sounds like a solid plan..

 

It time to retire the TL, J. She's served you well, but alas, it is time to send her to greener pastures. Or just sell to Kevin. Whichever.

 

Don't exaggerate.. she'd get 15 mpg.

 

I still miss TL

 

Butt I know I can grab another one for like 2k whenever I want.

 

the funny thing is you're absolutely right...even going to pass some snotfuckface that's driving slow or being a lane ride prick, her idea of flooring it is depressing the pedal another quarter inch...

she gets like 22 MPG in that pig...when I drive it...it drops to like 15.

 

speaking of having a powerful car and a TL...I wonder how Matt is doing.
I also saw that Dan DM posted somewhere on the forum earlier this month. I thought that ninja was ded. I want a refund on the flowers I sent his grave.

 

you knew that TL inside and fuckin out...I don't doubt that you miss it. I'm certain once the blood rushes back to my brain from my dumb tiny dick that gets a one track mind when I want something...

I'll be pretty sad to see the TL (and possibly) the S2000 gone.

Pretty sad is not even real...I'll be devastated. You're not supposed to get attached to cars...but it's hard not to.

 

Look at Chip...sold the white TL, bought my S2000...just bought a type S CPB in addition to the S. That mofo is winning at life.

That's my only gripe...I wish it wasn't NBP...for all the work I put into that ho...she is showing her age.

 

TL 2k where?

 

TL S2k perfect combo....


TL S2k and V better combo....


RLX with upgraded tires, best combo...

 

These Apple emoji's are racist...

These bitch have no black people as family emoji's or interracial emoji's fuck dis shit!

 

J, I could be completely wrong, but I don't see the V being a suitable DD for you, simply due to fuel economy. And it's not like the S is a suitable DD either. I mean, yeah you can make either one fill that duty, but there's drawbacks to both.


you have a good setup now.

 

Also we need to get to page 665 so over the weekend it can hit page 666 so I don't post on that shit.

 

You told him to retire his TL.

 

J doesn't worry about a DD....

 

You're not serious, are you?

 

I tell him lots of stuff. Like he's a good lover. Everyone knows that's a lie also

 

With only driving 5 miles to work, I'm not SUPER concerned about MPG, but I won't say it's not a concern I'm sweeping under the carpet in my mind.

Adam...the voice of reason.

 

Yes, as serious as my RLX with upgraded tires with only 3,450 miles on it....

 

I am the best lover...as long as I'm alone.

 

There's a hidden camera in one of the nozzles on your shower head. I'm not so sure I agree with your statement.

 

I wonder if I can go troll the RLX side with my signature....

They'd probably know.

 

I'm the best licker ever.....

 

The fuck is happening in here

 

I'm trying to get everyone to bend over......

I'll like to insert something.......


Catch my drift....

 

Shit, I missed my 25k post...

 

TGIF!

 

Dafuq?

You reading like 10 posts a page or something?

This is page 4 hunnid something.

 

And J, why not teach the wife to drive Manuela? Seems like that would open the option space a little further. Or is she just 100% opposed to learning?

It's a valuable life skills.

 

My wife isn't allowed to drive stick.......










Unless it's my stick....

 

I think I'm on like 20 post a page or something, whatever is default.

 

Wife is a billion percent against learning to drive stick. She claims that since she's a south paw, it's not really possible for her to be comfortable doing it. She drove my RSX around the block on our first date...did just fine but she got stressed out.

 

Last night I was on an unfamiliar road with dim street lights and bottomed out the hardest I've ever felt before but everything seemed ok. Today I was in the drive thru getting my coffee and as I inch forward I hear a rattle, then get to work and back into my spot and I see smoke coming from my hood.... ruh roh!

I haven't had any issues with the TL since I stopped driving back n forth to Austin everyday but now I'm a little nervous of what I may find.

Starting on trouble shooting here in a bit, just got to get it home first

 

oil pan?
i hope not...

 

I'm a leftie and driving stick isn't an issue. She just needs to get over the initial fear.

 

Hmm. That doesn't help.

Buuut... Consider all the backwards countries that drive on the wrong side... The majority of those people are righties and manage shifting with their offhand just fine!

It's a learned skill and frankly, if she never learned, it won't be unwiring the brain and then rewiring like it would be if you needed to learn to shift in a RHD car. Should be just the same.

And even trying to learn switch handed isn't impossible. Heck, if I, a random internet stranger, can claim to have learned ing with my left even though I natively went right... She can figure out a manual.

Something I've observed is that sig others tend to be nervous when you try to teach, but someone else might be less implied pressure.

I think they call that cuckolding?

 

Sounds like oil pan.