The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Trois)
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My mom tried "the pot" two times in her life. Once with my dad when she was younger, another time less than a year ago when my sister turned 18 because it was the cool thing to do. I wasn't there, but apparently it was hilarious.
She's too young for you Gary. Last thing I need is a step dad the age of my grandad.
#2367
Or are you afraid of walking in and hearing "don't worry, Speed Racer- I'm not hurting your mom!" ?
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#2368
I sent you pics Gary. Can I call you dad?
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From: Waffles, BU
When Xou let me drive his GT-R.. I was like.. you sure?
When I took the test drive in the V.. I was like.. you sure?
CARPE DIEM!! - Suck the day's dick.. or something to that effect.
When I took the test drive in the V.. I was like.. you sure?
CARPE DIEM!! - Suck the day's dick.. or something to that effect.
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From: Waffles, BU
When I took Xou's GT-R to the Planet fitness parking lot to do donuts (circles really.. justn?).. he gave me an unsure look and said we can turn around up ahead to go back.
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Having Hawaiian babies?
I thought the traction control was good enough that you couldn't even spin the tires. Thus, circles.
#2379
As if you had anywhere to go.
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Oh you!
My mom tried "the pot" two times in her life. Once with my dad when she was younger, another time less than a year ago when my sister turned 18 because it was the cool thing to do. I wasn't there, but apparently it was hilarious.
She's too young for you Gary. Last thing I need is a step dad the age of my grandad.
My mom tried "the pot" two times in her life. Once with my dad when she was younger, another time less than a year ago when my sister turned 18 because it was the cool thing to do. I wasn't there, but apparently it was hilarious.
She's too young for you Gary. Last thing I need is a step dad the age of my grandad.
Me too!
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Colorado!
Also for Vlad for the stupid reg vs premium thread:
Knock detector torque plugin description on Google Play, emphasis in bold by me
So in other terms, everything can cause fake detonations, detonations can happen, and they might not get detected. Because of the data it can or cannot gather and how it does it.
Also for Vlad for the stupid reg vs premium thread:
Knock detector torque plugin description on Google Play, emphasis in bold by me
Knock Detector is Torque Pro plugin - install Torque Pro first and start Knock Detector from Torque's main menu and make sure OBD2 adapter is connected. While driving at low rpm on 3rd gear just press throttle to max position and wait a safe period of time. Test will start automatically and finish as you depress pedal. Notification sounds will be played. Test will cover the passed rev range. If testing on automatic gear box ensure that gears are not switched during the test.
Warning - please ensure safe driving conditions - highways only !!!
In order to work on all car models Knock Detector uses heuristic algorithm to find detonations. It is based on analysis of timing advance, throttle, revs and speed. On some ECUs it may report knocks but the reason could be timing retard because of specific factory tune.
Knock Detector will not report minor car specific knock events so it can also miss some detonations. However it will report ECU learned detonations. Such knock events will likely disappear at some moment. Detonations can be real or fake, they can appear and disappear, so there is no reason to worry if such are reported. Detonation may be caused just by depressing the throttle at high revs. Some stock ECUs pull timing 0.5 - 1.00 even on WOT so fake knock will be detected.
Engine coolant and intake air temperatures are also monitored as major knock factors. Avoid spirited driving or testing when both values are not green - too cold or too hot temperatures can cause detonations.
More features are coming soon. Used every day on my heavily modified Subaru STI ! Drive safe and have fun !
Warning - please ensure safe driving conditions - highways only !!!
In order to work on all car models Knock Detector uses heuristic algorithm to find detonations. It is based on analysis of timing advance, throttle, revs and speed. On some ECUs it may report knocks but the reason could be timing retard because of specific factory tune.
Knock Detector will not report minor car specific knock events so it can also miss some detonations. However it will report ECU learned detonations. Such knock events will likely disappear at some moment. Detonations can be real or fake, they can appear and disappear, so there is no reason to worry if such are reported. Detonation may be caused just by depressing the throttle at high revs. Some stock ECUs pull timing 0.5 - 1.00 even on WOT so fake knock will be detected.
Engine coolant and intake air temperatures are also monitored as major knock factors. Avoid spirited driving or testing when both values are not green - too cold or too hot temperatures can cause detonations.
More features are coming soon. Used every day on my heavily modified Subaru STI ! Drive safe and have fun !
So in other terms, everything can cause fake detonations, detonations can happen, and they might not get detected. Because of the data it can or cannot gather and how it does it.
#2397
I'm trying to get newd pics and get into Polomomma's panties!
So, IOW no effin help!
Colorado!
for Colorado!
Also for Vlad for the stupid reg vs premium thread:
Knock detector torque plugin description on Google Play, emphasis in bold by me
So in other terms, everything can cause fake detonations, detonations can happen, and they might not get detected. Because of the data it can or cannot gather and how it does it.
for Colorado!
Also for Vlad for the stupid reg vs premium thread:
Knock detector torque plugin description on Google Play, emphasis in bold by me
So in other terms, everything can cause fake detonations, detonations can happen, and they might not get detected. Because of the data it can or cannot gather and how it does it.
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Then again at your age, it's important to know about hips. Never know when it will let go.
But yeah you're right, knock detector plugin can be extremely unreliable. I would not use it for anything serious.
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I swear you're more hip than me Gary, I had no clue what IOW meant.
Then again at your age, it's important to know about hips. Never know when it will let go.
But yeah you're right, knock detector plugin can be extremely unreliable. I would not use it for anything serious.
Then again at your age, it's important to know about hips. Never know when it will let go.
But yeah you're right, knock detector plugin can be extremely unreliable. I would not use it for anything serious.
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