polobunny

Hey I don't mind taking the bait. If Maj genuinely wants to share some knowledge I don't mind reading it even.

polobunny

Always a size queen I see. :ghey:

Flipster23

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Flipster23

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I need to go add some movies to my que

polobunny

Fun related fact: In French, "queue" also refers to penis. I'm starting to think your words are carefully selected to entice people to toss your salad.

Flipster23

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No, que. I need to place them in my que not queue.

I've been wanting you guys to toss my salad.

cu2wagon

In your who?

Flipster23

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In my what.

I need to put some movies in my what.

rockstar143

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some of you fucking fuckaroos need to change your avatars to something in color.
that monocromatic bullshit doesn't easily let me decipher who's who.

Flipster23

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Blame Blackack for mine.

N1h1l1ty

Just wanna leave this here:
Damn that thing movessssss

TacoBello

Why you gotta judge a brotha?

TacoBello

:Americans:

Majofo

That is one of the most ridiculous TLs I have ever seen.

Majofo

Not in a good way.

Majofo

Somebody tell Matt that we're trying to mess with the dum dum. I think we'll go to an octane thread where someone is being belligerent and try to convince them that Acura vehicles need premo because the fuel tank isn't pressurized.. then walk them through the steps of pressurizing it.

Majofo

Insert tire inflator into fill neck.. pressurize for 30 seconds before every fill up.

rockstar143

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I see why he gets mad though. He puts some serious thought and time into his posts and shares experience and he'll get dismissed. He was one of the first to take a break from this site due to dumb fks that I was aware of. That's honestly why I'm really aggressive toward the lazy aholes or the ones that dismiss or are condescending to the old timer's. Because if they persuade all of you to leave, then that affects all of the other people that are willing to learn and listen since they'll be left with nothing but other dummies to help them.

Marcus got a shout out in that video...pretty cool. LOL...I called him Markus once because my cousin spells it that way. He was like "who?".

How did they get that automatic TL to be so quick?

rockstar143

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Looks very similar to vill's car.

cu2wagon

That is right on the verge of being believable. You're a devious little poodle.

Some creative Potatoshop and I bet you could have a convincing "owners manual recommendation" and even a "Schrader valve gas cap" that "comes in the later models".

Heh, comes in the later models.

polobunny

Vill's the underdog though that's why we like him.

polobunny

Time for some GILF.

rockstar143

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Gotta rep the modding community at work, amirite?!?!

TacoBello

See, the solution is, we just need to bake a massive rainbow inspired cake and eat it all together. We can all be friends! I know it! I just know it!!

and then everyone can all say "lez be friends and go homo!":gheyhug::gheyhug::gheyhug:

rockstar143

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the envy of the yard!

Just need our new trucks to come in so I can slap another "lower it" decal on there. I picked this lime green color that is the company color for all the volunteer work etc. lower it...the injuries, the electric bill...your standards!

rockstar143

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Still not sucking you adam...

Majofo

Difference being Vill's car is legit.

TacoBello

That's how I drive my TL now... and I don't have a 57 foot spoiler on the back

TacoBello

Dammit, I REALLY thought I had you fooled this time!!

rockstar143

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okay.

TacoBello

J, how is it driving that thing? They seem like a cool utility vehicle

and i hope there's a mattress in the back

rockstar143

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but still not suckin

rockstar143

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Adam.
Picture the world's worst handling top heavy underpowered shittty gas mileage vehicle with fwd and traction control you can't disable (to ensure you get stuck if you hit some sugar sand, common in Florida) and a top speed of 91 (a friend told me)...and you have the Ford Transit. Can't unlock the doors without the keyfob...so if you insert in ignition upside down you have to guess which button it is for rear door...which locks every time you put in park...

That said, I've developed a love and hate relationship with her. I keep her clean and have a standalone onyx xm radio in there...listen to shade45 all day...punch it hard.

They just approved 2015 ecodiesel 1500 4X4 Dodge Rams in 3 months from now though... Can't effin wait. Winch...Bluetooth radio...topper with slide out for our equipment and locking side flaps. Heck yes.

Majofo

J's never rejected a penis, no matter how small

rockstar143

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3 of my co-workers have experienced rear passenger blow outs in these weird concentric circle tears on the continentals. But they continue to put them back on the truck when we go in for service.

also...my traction, cel and brake lights all pop on the dash whenever...and once, while going 70 the truck turned off on me and i had to force my way onto the shoulder of the highway.

TacoBello

Hahaha, that thing sounds awful. Is it a 2.4L four cylinder? I'm too lazy to look at the specs for this thing. I had a 2012 dodge 1500 work truck a few years ago and to be honest, it was quite nice. The dodge touch screen would glitch once in awhile, but other than that I had no complaints about the truck. 4x4 got me out of a few sketchy situations. They seem to start falling apart once they hit around 70k miles though. Our entire fleet were dodge trucks and yeah...

polobunny

That sounds like fun. Kind of like driving an underpowered miata, it's all about the curves. Yours is all about trying to keep your speed and never touching the brake while making sure you don't flip over.

Father is currently employed by the railroads company and is driving a pickup truck fully loaded with tools in the back with the tires overinflated (train track use). Makes driving in the winter a real blast. Forget about traction... braking suddenly, leaving a stop hastily, taking a corner at normal speed is all things he can't do.

TacoBello

I had a 2008 dodge work truck before the 2012... That thing was a shit box. Idled rough. Dash would light up like a Christmas tree once in a while. Sometimes it would shut off while cruising down the highway. The touch screen would always freeze. It had a built in hard drive, so I would record CDs into it... Until it stopped displaying any of my music hated that thing. It also had 160k miles on it... After 3 years of use (not by me)

rockstar143

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yep...exactly...
we did a driver course...basically an autocross work event
The guy was like, dude...you're the only one having any fun out there...he also couldnt' believe how fast I was slaloming in that thing...I'm like, I know my truck! Plus, I had filled tires to recommended settings and could kinda feel the breaking point to cut back on.


We were supposed to get F250's...but Dodge must have cut fleet a deal they couldn't refuse.

polobunny

Might as well try to enjoy yourself. And who knows, knowing your truck that well might help you in a sticky accident prone situation.