The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Trois)
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practice makes perfect.
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Damn headache!!! I need those drugs.
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Duh...his Mom took him out to lunch and did his laundry!
Justn has a 3 attempt clause with all females. If by the 3rd attempt he's isn't able to get to the count of 10, they are freed to no longer acquiesce to a 4th date.
Justn has a 3 attempt clause with all females. If by the 3rd attempt he's isn't able to get to the count of 10, they are freed to no longer acquiesce to a 4th date.
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Justn.. when doing the deed.. think of church, that strange noise you heard your engine make, is your brother drinking your sour beer, should you mow the lawn this weekend or are you good until next, count the grains of wood on the head board, etc. Should net you at least 2 minutes. Avoid eye contact.. otherwise..
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Here's a very detailed vid. I didn't realize they made one piece patch and butt plug units. I'll definitely go this route.
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Here's a very detailed vid. I didn't realize they made one piece patch and butt plug units. I'll definitely go this route.
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+1 on justn. I became a professional at multiplying fractions while having sex. Try not to become soft in the process, unless numbers turn you on.
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Hey, once you work your fingers and tongue and give her an orgasm or two she won't give a crap if you keep your socks and last 13 seconds. Trust me, I'm a bunny.
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Surprised not more of you ramblers in this Tossing thread: https://acurazine.com/forums/car-tal...ssable-930539/
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Surprised not more of you ramblers in this Tossing thread: https://acurazine.com/forums/car-tal...ssable-930539/
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How's little Cha doing these days, Yum?
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Progressing. He's still not walking but has learned to "bum-scoot"...so, he gets around that way.
Overall though, he's really a good kid. We were out for Sunday brunch yesterday for Mom's Day with my family and we had many people who passed by saying Little Cha won the award for best-behaved.
So, I guess we are winning with a well-behaved and gentle-natured toddler but he stresses us out instead with his health and etc. Ah well...can't win it all. I try not to dwell on the physical stuff...he'll get there when he does. Still, not easy to see when other toddlers not even 1 are walking around and picking themselves up.
Overall though, he's really a good kid. We were out for Sunday brunch yesterday for Mom's Day with my family and we had many people who passed by saying Little Cha won the award for best-behaved.
So, I guess we are winning with a well-behaved and gentle-natured toddler but he stresses us out instead with his health and etc. Ah well...can't win it all. I try not to dwell on the physical stuff...he'll get there when he does. Still, not easy to see when other toddlers not even 1 are walking around and picking themselves up.
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Yup! That's pretty much what Little Cha does. It's pretty funny.
The shuffling noise he makes when he's bum-scooting across the carpet is very cute too.
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So I am hoping I have no meetings. Because I will probably fall asleep in the mangers lap and everyone will think I'm blowing him.
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Suck the tip to get to the top right?
I'm like the tootsie pop commercial.
Mr. Boss how many licks does it take until I get to the top?
I'm like the tootsie pop commercial.
Mr. Boss how many licks does it take until I get to the top?
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keep licking to find out!
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I lick the cooch and get promoted quickly.
Problem solved, only have women bosses.
Problem solved, only have women bosses.
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but don't bite to end up at 3!
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Yum...glad to hear he's a good little boy.
I'm sure he'll be running around and breaking sh*t soon enough and we'll all collectively wish he was scooting again!
I'm sure he'll be running around and breaking sh*t soon enough and we'll all collectively wish he was scooting again!
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I wish I could scoot instead of walk shiiiit....
Wish I didn't have to work either and could get nap time all over again.
Wish I didn't have to work either and could get nap time all over again.
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Shit themselves, have bones sticking out of your gums, nearly every pain felt is the most intense pain you've felt so far in your life, cannot eat ice cream for dinner. It's not all fun and games.
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I'll take that if I can grab any girls boobs and sleep whenever I want...
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Time to go buy that coffee machine everyone talks about with the K. Keruig or some shit.