The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Quattro)
03-02-2016, 02:55 PM
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2. Reserve 15 passenger van.
3. "Welcome to the rolling hotel, kids!"
4. Park at the nearest 24hr WalMart - all your meal and hygiene needs.
5. Send cul0 the savings.
03-02-2016, 02:59 PM
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Now I know, not to procrastinate anymore.
It was under 1k for 4 nights 5 days hotel and airfare. But no what did I do, I waited to talk to a rep on the phone because I was asking about my little ones.
I go online today and it went up.
Well, I have until October if another deal comes around I will snag it.
It was under 1k for 4 nights 5 days hotel and airfare. But no what did I do, I waited to talk to a rep on the phone because I was asking about my little ones.
I go online today and it went up.Well, I have until October if another deal comes around I will snag it.
03-02-2016, 03:03 PM
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03-02-2016, 03:14 PM
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Now I know, not to procrastinate anymore.
It was under 1k for 4 nights 5 days hotel and airfare. But no what did I do, I waited to talk to a rep on the phone because I was asking about my little ones. I go online today and it went up.
Well, I have until October if another deal comes around I will snag it.
It was under 1k for 4 nights 5 days hotel and airfare. But no what did I do, I waited to talk to a rep on the phone because I was asking about my little ones.
I go online today and it went up.Well, I have until October if another deal comes around I will snag it.
03-02-2016, 03:15 PM
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Clear all your cookies off your computer and try again. It's been well documented that if you visit travel sites often, they start raising the price because they're tracking your browsing. The more you look at the same trip, you'll notice a change in price. Just another greasy trick from your friendly travel sites.
03-02-2016, 03:18 PM
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Any marriott in particular? i'm seeing availability 22-27. You can PM /text me too if you want
03-02-2016, 03:19 PM
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Looks like I'll be staying at a Marriott. Gotta scope out Flip's wife 
03-02-2016, 03:20 PM
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03-02-2016, 03:24 PM
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Flip be like "yo babe, I'ma take da kidz down to da pool"
And then Tacobello busts in, wearing nothing but a robe, holding a bottle of champagne.
And then Flip's wife proceeds to kick Tacobello square in the nuts and calls da police.
And then tacobello goes to jail, wearing only a bath robe and gets repeatedly raped in his jail cell.
And then Tacobello busts in, wearing nothing but a robe, holding a bottle of champagne.
And then Flip's wife proceeds to kick Tacobello square in the nuts and calls da police.
And then tacobello goes to jail, wearing only a bath robe and gets repeatedly raped in his jail cell.
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03-02-2016, 03:28 PM
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And for the record- if I could see Flip's junk from here, id be sent to jail for e-stalking. Jeez, don't you know anything? 
03-02-2016, 03:45 PM
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Are yourself threatening, uh, yourself?
03-02-2016, 03:50 PM
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Allow myself to introduce, uh... Er... My..self.
03-02-2016, 03:50 PM
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Fuck, do I ever love Austin Powers 
03-02-2016, 08:41 PM
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A couple months back, I had the hankering for some flan so I decided to figure out how to make flan.
I found a super rich sounding flan recipe (Puerto Rico style, even though you didn't ask) and picked up all the fixins at the store. Came home and set out making it...
One of the ingredients is a can of sweetened condensed milk which is basically thick milk syrup with sugar. Unless you're lactose intolerant, this is The Bomb™! So after pouring it into the mix and scraping out the sticky-icky goodness inside the can, I couldn't resist and started licking the lid because I'd been working hard* and I deserved a treat.
Working that lid like an aardvark on a termite colony, I heard this faint voice in the back of my mind. It was Mama-cul0 from when I was just a little wagon: "Don't lick the lid, ya' big dummy! You'll slice your tongue off and then you'll feel really dumb," she was saying. "Ha!," I thought. "I remember back when I was a kid and wasn't allowed to lick the lid because I'd cut myself. But now that I'm a grown-up and I'm smarter and more careful, I can totally lick the lid whenever I want!"
"I love being a grown-up," I thought, "but some day, I'll need to have this same discussion with The Spawn and he won't have any idea that when you're a big smart grown-up, you can lick the lid if you want..."
And that was right about the time that the edges of the lid cut through both corners of my mouth, resulting in what can only be described as "The Joker".
"You wanna know how I got these scars?..."
FML.
And why do I tell this wicked CSB now?
Because tonight at dinner I somehow managed to shove the tine of my fork right through the corner of my mouth and it reminded me.
Some days I wonder how I lived this long with out accidentally.
*not actually working hard, like pornstar "working hard" but like, "got a deadline - gotta get these TPS reports out" hard. And even that is probably an exaggeration... It was probably more like "post office clerk" working hard.
I found a super rich sounding flan recipe (Puerto Rico style, even though you didn't ask) and picked up all the fixins at the store. Came home and set out making it...
One of the ingredients is a can of sweetened condensed milk which is basically thick milk syrup with sugar. Unless you're lactose intolerant, this is The Bomb™! So after pouring it into the mix and scraping out the sticky-icky goodness inside the can, I couldn't resist and started licking the lid because I'd been working hard* and I deserved a treat.
Working that lid like an aardvark on a termite colony, I heard this faint voice in the back of my mind. It was Mama-cul0 from when I was just a little wagon: "Don't lick the lid, ya' big dummy! You'll slice your tongue off and then you'll feel really dumb," she was saying. "Ha!," I thought. "I remember back when I was a kid and wasn't allowed to lick the lid because I'd cut myself. But now that I'm a grown-up and I'm smarter and more careful, I can totally lick the lid whenever I want!"
"I love being a grown-up," I thought, "but some day, I'll need to have this same discussion with The Spawn and he won't have any idea that when you're a big smart grown-up, you can lick the lid if you want..."
And that was right about the time that the edges of the lid cut through both corners of my mouth, resulting in what can only be described as "The Joker".
"You wanna know how I got these scars?..."
FML.
And why do I tell this wicked CSB now?
Because tonight at dinner I somehow managed to shove the tine of my fork right through the corner of my mouth and it reminded me.
Some days I wonder how I lived this long with out accidentally.
*not actually working hard, like pornstar "working hard" but like, "got a deadline - gotta get these TPS reports out" hard. And even that is probably an exaggeration... It was probably more like "post office clerk" working hard.
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03-02-2016, 11:19 PM
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03-02-2016, 11:21 PM
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03-03-2016, 07:17 AM
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fantastic, Joe...sorry for your mouth...
now tell us how you REALLY got those tears.
I know you recently met Johnny.
dude, this guy...I should have stayed away.
https://acurazine.com/forums/third-g...dalism-942644/
now tell us how you REALLY got those tears.
I know you recently met Johnny.
dude, this guy...I should have stayed away.
https://acurazine.com/forums/third-g...dalism-942644/
03-03-2016, 07:20 AM
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03-03-2016, 09:12 AM
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into all your food..
03-03-2016, 09:12 AM
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I hate communal fridges for that reason.
So now I only use it when I have leftovers I don't want anymore. I just write someone else's name on the box and abandon it there.
:soory: for your loss Flip.
Salsa
So now I only use it when I have leftovers I don't want anymore. I just write someone else's name on the box and abandon it there.
:soory: for your loss Flip.
Salsa
03-03-2016, 09:19 AM
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03-03-2016, 09:31 AM
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This thing is incredible. A bit tight if you're trying to pack a huge lunch, but it's perfect size to fit a sixer (for reference) and keeps shit cold all day.
I use those little blue ice pack things and they're still cold when I go home at after work.
03-03-2016, 09:37 AM
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Can a full sized polar bear fit in there or do i need to chop it up?
03-03-2016, 09:47 AM
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Why the fuck did I bother... https://acurazine.com/forums/third-g.../#post15694691
https://acurazine.com/forums/third-g.../#post15694691
03-03-2016, 09:53 AM
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logic doesn't prevail...
"I BOUGHT AN RLX, IT SHOULD HAVE A TIME MACHINE"
"I BOUGHT AN RLX, IT SHOULD HAVE A TIME MACHINE"
03-03-2016, 10:22 AM
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03-03-2016, 10:27 AM
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fantastic, Joe...sorry for your mouth...
now tell us how you REALLY got those tears.
I know you recently met Johnny.
dude, this guy...I should have stayed away.
https://acurazine.com/forums/third-g...dalism-942644/
now tell us how you REALLY got those tears.
I know you recently met Johnny.
dude, this guy...I should have stayed away.
https://acurazine.com/forums/third-g...dalism-942644/
I just checked facebook, entered "Tire slasher" in all different ways possible, and sure enough, a number of stories do come up. However, Mr.RLX never ever ever indicates where he's from, so it's hard to pinpoint anything. There was an incident in Georgia. There was an incident somewhere in Buffalo. etc, etc.
I was under the impression Mr.RLX lived in a colder climate, so only the Buffalo hit seems to fit the bill. HOWEVER, that hit seemed to have happened on February 28. Mr.RLX says he was targeted on March 1. I can't find anything that happened on March 1 with regards to tire slashing (according to him, it's all over facebook). NOTHING comes up for any tire slashing in March.
But of course, Mr.RLX comes off as a.. well... just refer to my signature, because apparently J isn't worthy of talking to him because he does not own an RLX
EDIT: to add: I'm not saying it didn't happen. But if Facebook is digging up tire slasher storeis from 2009 from very far away from me, I don't see how I can't find a recent story from just days ago.
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03-03-2016, 10:29 AM
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oh, and good morning all you scoundrels 