Techneecs

J Dilla was one of the best beat makers up there with Pete Rock and MF Doom

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

MF Doom was on Soundbombing II
I wreckanize the name.

TacoBello

J, where the fuck is spaceman? He's not even liking Posts as of late

TacoBello

Earth to Spaceman, Earth to Spaceman. Do you copy, Spaceman?

Come in, Spaceman, I repeat, come in.

Techneecs

Tryna make that 60k post special

cu2wagon

Guise... I don't exactly know how to say this. It's sort of awkward...

But, crabman... Is...

We met up last weekend and he choked on my greasy bologna log. It took me a little bit to finish and by the time we got to the hospital (freeway underpass) he was gone.

I tossed his limp and lifeless exoskeleton into the marsh.

My bad.

TacoBello

Teendick, I wanna hear some of your spinning. Post dat shit up. Along with nudes of your significant other.

TacoBello

And you didn't even post pictures of his naked, cold, dead body? What's wrong with you?

cu2wagon

Oh, and Maj is too...

Was tossing my salad like a dog eating peanut butter out of the jar. I slipped off the counter in the soup kitchen and snapped his neck.

Which was surprisingly fragile for a 450 lb post-op Puerto Rican gal/guy.

Again, my bad.

TacoBello

What else am I gonna beat off to? Pics of J sticking his tongue out awkwardly while sitting in his work Truck?


Actually, that's not a bad idea...

cu2wagon

Sorry, I don't share my trophies.

Techneecs

Currently have no equipment or recordings of shit I did so long ago..makes me sad. Hopefully can get a whole new setup for my birfday

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

You know, I'm not sure, man...is he anywhere on AZ?

TacoBello

I call bullshit. We all know that Maj cannot be killed. After all, this is what he looks like



You can't kill something so powerful, no matter how soft and luscious his mouth is

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Adam, you are always right there with the crossing the line creepy shit. Always.

TacoBello

I don't think he's been around today at all. And barely yesterday. Thought you and him chatted often so I figured I'd ask.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

We text, spoke to him a few days ago. but just the usual...what'd you eat for lunch, send me a pic of your prince albert.

TacoBello

What do you mean? And wtf... you complain this place needs more salad tossing and less wheel talk and you're still not happy. I'm fucking trying here!

But of course, fuckjoe fucking and killing both Maj and spaceman is all good though, right?

Fuck this place. I give up.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Can't nobody take my pride can't nobody hold me down...oh no...I gotta keep on movinnnn...
I love that song.

Bruh...
there are jokes...but you can bet whenever there's mention of someone's mother/daughter/wife/grandmother/aunt you can bet you WILL be coming in talking about fucking them or wanting to fuck them or pics of them to jerk it to or something.

That's all...that shit ain't funny...
everything else...everyone dead and anal bleaching...that shit is a riot.

cu2wagon

I'm going to "visit" ladiboi next month.

cu2wagon

I'm a bad person and I'm not afraid to admit that I chuckled at that statement.

:soory:

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Johnny is actually pretty resistant for his overall size...
just cum prepared, he won't go quietly into the night.

But when he does finally suckcum, it'll totally be worth it. What a sweet, sweet starfish.

thoiboi

Oh you guys

I guess my reputation precedes me

cu2wagon

Man, I just spent far to much effort finding that picture again.

I *was* going to post it but J would probably call me creepy.

So I'm just keeping it to myself.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

LOL...dude, all the funny shit we say and do is...you know, funny...

but the constant post nudes of your wife shit isn't funny to me...34.50 for every answer's gotten drab...and a few other classics that I feel should be retired because their ROI laugh portfolio has crashed...

but that's just my opinion...

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

cu2wagon

Repost.

Sal's Type S

iTrader: (1)

Still available, Don't hate MonkeyTrucker... I'll even make you a deal on the brakes. Timing is everything. They still cheaper than anywhere else. Also on fleabay..
RB Peformance Racing Brake 2153 381 328mm Big Brakes for Acura TL 3G UA7 UA6 | eBay

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I met fuckjoe.....Cool dude......

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Decided to fuck around with the taxes tonight, I thought I was gonna get hit for selling the house. SO I was really like fuck this I don't want to...

Tell you this much, kids make a HUGE ass difference... J you will see.....

FYI the house didn't fuck me up....

But then I tell you this much. The amount of money you spend on the kids throughout the year don't equal to what you get back.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

In addition, with the business starting this month, I have to go to a CPA next year. No more doing my own taxes and entering extra zeros..

Kevin, you made $750,000 last year.... oooops I threw in a extra 0. Or I can be baller like my old boss who is a Sr. Chief investment officer and make 725k a year and drive a old Lexus RX and a Prius.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

and I bet that guy is wealthy as hell!

Really? You meet FukJoe? How?

Looking forward to the taxes! and ps...it's not supposed to equal what you spend on the kids...you're not on welfare

Techneecs

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S FRIIIIIIIIIIDAAAAYYYYY

Sup bitches

cu2wagon

You starting a business?

If you're cutting and cooking... That sort of thing typically isn't reported to the IRS.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Fuckjoe came to Sacramento for business. We met up and had a couple of beers, shot the breeze. You know.....

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

FYI, I am a failure. Went to bed at 12:30 last night, hit snooze I guess too many times, missed my 3:45 wake up call to go to the gym. Look at my phone, it's 5:30, fuck, I missed the gym.

Moral of the story; Don't go to bed late and expect to wake up 3 hours later.

Now, I have to eat a salad for lunch.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Techneecs

Yoo I did that same shit this morning! Fucking turned off my second alarm and my body decided it wasn't done sleeping.. Woke up 3 minutes before I had to leave the house. I haven't moved that fast since basic training.

Franchise1124

thoiboi