justnspace

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check out this amazing skripper i got last night for my birfday

NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-I...he-Ceiling.gif

polobunny

VTEC just kicked in, yo?

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

so tempted to click it anyway...

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

SOHC VTEC Kicked in real softly, yo.

polobunny

So softly. :ghey:

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

right in the pooper!

Majofo

Statham is 5'3" not 6'3"


amateur night

Yumcha

Back from -ing.

polobunny

Mo' like 5'9".

Yumcha

Yeah, saw that image.

Majofo

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

Baby, YOU got what I need.
something something something something with the platinum visa.

polobunny

Boss handed me his platinum an hour ago to buy a domain name that was in redemption that we have under our control. Wanted to take a snap of it, but who am I kidding, how could I ever purchase anything without getting caught.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

you can buy my domain, baby.

polobunny

Ima renew it and change your nameservers, setup the A records and the MX. You'll get full service.

Majofo

I'm pretty sure any fleshlight purchases would be traced back to you PB.. not a good idea.

nfnsquared

^^^^ whatever they're paying you guys for salary, it's too much

TacoBello

Que pasa?

polobunny

Maybe that's what I want. I'd plead insanity.

Oh man if you only knew. It's definitely not enough. I'm the guy that does all the freaking bits of work nobody else wants. Some call it "jack of all trades", I prefer the "tech prostitute" term.

Majofo

garbage man

polobunny

Just a domain name that expired for one of our clients, and I made a typo in my previous post, we didn't control it.

Was able to get in contact with someone after an hour with the registrant who bought the domain for my client and renewed it, now I'll have to write down somewhere to transfer it in 90 days (since it was in redemption you can't transfer it from registrar yet).

Common bullshit, but angry client even though he was the contact for the renewal but he changed emails and got his old address closed so he didn't get the renewal emails and blah blah blah.


Now processing 50 different files about random other boring shit such as linking properties to their multimedia slideshow because the service department has too much work so it's falling back on me to save the day.

polobunny

All work is noble.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Naw...ice cream man.

Majofo

I should be making double.. or just shitcan 3 people so I don't have to clean up their shit.

Majofo

Comprehension > PB

You're the garbage man because you deal with other people's trash. And you're definitely not noble.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

master P.

TacoBello

What's wrong with prostitutes?

polobunny

Hey that job is a noble effort at keeping the company in working order.

A terrible one, but the intentions are there. If they had any clue about proper project management my job would be non-existent/much less hectic.

TacoBello

That's funny.. Because I ride him like a noble steed.

polobunny

It's only wrong if you're promised a modelling job.

Majofo

P for penis

Majofo

Well.. here's to dealing with everyone's shit!



I'll give you a hand modelling job.

TacoBello

Marge loves penis.


Almost as much as I do.

polobunny

I don't know what you do for a living, but dealing with everyone's shit gets exhausting at some point.



I'll take it. You promise I'll make from $1000 to $4000 per week yes?

Majofo

Pimp C

C for cock

Majofo

34.50, a kit-kat and a mt. dew. kit-kat and mt. dew come out of the 34.50.

polobunny

Argh I'll keep looking. I still gotta pay Pimp D.


D for dick.

Majofo

Pimp D is not a real person..

Majofo

You mean Bun B

B for balls

Majofo

There's also..

Baby D

Bigg D

D-Nice

Heavy D

Schoolly D

Willie D

and

lil D