domino.. or BONES?

 

LOL...throw them bones!

Yum, the Asians started getting loud after we ran out of general tao chicken...we had to go lock them in the car. Don't worry, we cracked the windows

 

I know right.. shit.. Ian white and he knows it's BONES.

 

joker joker deuce, bones.. bitches get their feelings hurt playing around me.

 

 

I dont even have to watch the vid or see the picture preview to know Icepick and what movie thats from.

 

Take me to jail...

Lock me up...

Throw away the key...

I ain't afraid of fucking somebody in his ass

 

homies faces be like :wait whut?:

 

phone check homie

 

Simpson?

 

 

y'all ever watch the soap rolling the a man's crack...nawww hold up, I was playin y'all...c'mon, y'all thought I was serious?!?!

I used to have the trailer for that movie on actual film from when I worked at the movies. LMAO. I should have kept it.

 

one of my favorite...

 

My fave.

 

I was lucky enough to grab the DVD a few years back for $3 lol. We talked about it way back in the 1st ramblings thread I think too.

Sorry Yummy

 

 

J likes to post about butt rape

 

I confused the admin assistant when I told her I'm ordering some yellow noise for my team's area.



Her: "What's yellow noise?"
Me: "Well, my entire team is and Asian...and I think white noise is racist."
Her: "Oh."

 

I'm pretty sure she is never sure to laugh or at some of the comments I make.

 

No such thing as yellow noise.. Only White, Brown, Grey and Pink

Order some pink noise for your area, because

1) Ghey and team loves cock
2) Not ghey, teams a bunch of virgins who would work harder thinking about pussy
3) Majofo

Order some grey noise for your area, because

1) Ghey and team loves cock
2) Grey sounds like ghey, teams a bunch of imbeciles who would work harder thinking about the difference between the two
3) Majofo

Order some brownian noise for your area, because

1) Ghey and team loves cock
2) Super ghey, teams a bunch of butt pirates who would work harder thinking about anus
3) Majofo

 

 

 

Majofo

 

Well, I'm calling it yellow noise. Cuz, I'm using it.

 

 

Robot noise is that pew-pew-pew and clickity-click sound you hear from my office.

 

again...

 

<---- waiting for interface upload job to complete...

 

you can't make shit up.. what are you? gwai-ro?! They always making shit up to cover their razy asses.

 

Welllll...I've been guilty of making sh*t up...cuz, I was at stupid questions about computers back in the day (2000) when I also was running the IT team for a company locally.

Sniveling ignorant white person: "Why does it take so long for this Excel spreadsheet to open?"
Me: "Well, see...NASA reported some solar flares on over Telnet just an hour ago...those flares will cause a magnetic pull to your computer's processing abilities and inhibit it's ability to process. To counter that, I would suggest you to open and close your CD-tray about 47 times to see if it fixes the problem. But, no promises..."
Sniveling ignorant white person: "Okay, thanks!" *starts to open and close CD tray*

 

The sins I did while as the IT Administrator probably will come back to haunt me in my next life...karma, you know.

 

I've also once told a VP that the reason why his (goddamn POS) Palm Treo was not working was because the magnetic field in the north pole was reportedly causing massive tidal waves which in turn, were affecting wireless signals all around the world.

 

Don't be mean to gwai-ro..

 

So sollee.

 

Gwai-ro riding a bike...

 

 

 

So, as you can see...the bike was mean to the gwai-ro because it booted her off of it.

 

 

I was actually pretty impressed with her dismount...and landing.