Too much coffee today?

 

No.. a redneck is still a redneck.. just a one.

Costco for instance.

 

LOL i love how he goes on his little tangents.
because they are little.

 

Babysitting equipment data migration FTL.

 

I have many tangents. How do you think I have the most posts (soopa don't count) on here?

 

Yummy is the PW king

 

Ah..

 

110k!? wow!
never noticed your count.

but who cares.

 

Didn't expect you to, nimrod.

You said I went on tangents and I agreed with ya.

 

Justin, you have slowed down...you got to 30K posts in like 6 months of being on the website LOL

 

Now you know why...

 

I'm pretty sure on the PPD average, Crabs has me beat.

 

Justn has slowed down.. his post / day have just leveled off.

 

Yep, he does.

 

I'm only at 24.78 PPD.

 

Shameful

 

Have you tried reposting?

 

The contents of my scrotum are supplemented by your motivating speeches to work on my own car. Thanks boys! I just need a backup in case I fuck it up.

 

What do you think the 550 is for..

Let yo nuts drop.. and get crackalackin'

 

Haha you can read my mind!

I don't need any major work done right now anyway so these are all hypothetical.

 

Harold- Equipment data migration. ...hmm....you work at Rogers?

 

Justin....slowing down????

 

No Kumar. Not much Rogers presence on this side of Canada.

 

bro's bday dinner

 

 

Your bro has a lot of hardware in his face.. Prince Albert?

 

How'd you go from face to penis?
at least take him out to eat, first.

 

face to penis is the natural progression no?

 

 

do you guys use Ensemble?

*if you work in the Telecom industry, am pretty sure u guys do*

 

hey, your face, I LIKE THAT SHIT.
lets fuck

 

Well, Rogers is here...but, what I mean is that their main offices are not local; at least not to my knowledge. I'm sure they have regional centers.

There are other companies like Shaw and Telus.

 

well my company has contracts with EVERY telecom company....not sure if you are in the telecom industry and hence asked....

the minute you said equipment, I was like, hmm telecom LOL...

 

Ah nonono...I've actually never worked in the telecom sector although did consider joining Nortel a few years back. Whew that I didn't.


The equipment data is basically my organization's asset inventory data that needed to be converted from the source system to the new target ERP...

 

nice...

I have been working with conversions and ETL's since 2008...love doing that

 

 

 

Oh HAH! I actually hate data readiness/conversion...mind you, all my experiences have been horrid; so, in the last ERP, while we were migrating the item master data, some moron made changes to target fields last minute without telling me...so, our entire 6 hour job was ruined. That's just one of my "highlights". Many other ruined weekend migrations...where data failed to convert because we had garbage in there that did not meet the target's character restrictions.

Doing data readiness (i.e. cleansing/standardization) was also a horrid exercise since IBM Websphere could only fix around 60% of the data and the rest of the data prep had to be manual.

In this current one, we were migrating data before design was complete. My migration spec had went through 47 revisions...and I'm neurotic, so, I strikethrough changes and highlight them...well, I ran out of colors in Word's highlight feature many times over...since well, the highlight feature has only 14 colors you can use (can't really highlight with black).

 

I'm not even sure how I got pegged into data readiness. I'm a BA by trade...I should never have put in SQL in my CV.

 

my rant for the day is....WHY IS IT STILL SNOWING IN MINNESOTA!?!?!? Damn it I want to install my lip kit!