Majofo

If you guys have daughters, take the fucking bedroom door off the hinges and raise them right. If you guys have sons, keep them on a tight leash.

A girl I grew up with had a young bf back in middle school. That dumbass killed a guy in the park for talking shit to him in front of his girl. His pride was hurt because gf was there, so he got the .30-06 and blew a hole through his stomach (tried to shoot 3 others as well). The punk died in the back of his brother's pickup en route to the hospital. Homeboy still has 5 more years on his 25 year bid afaik. Freaking stupid shit kids do when there's not a leash on them.

justnspace

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i was raised right.
my momma hit me with her chanklas.

swoosh

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I concur...I was hit with majorly hands (kung fu style, YO)...no sticks or belt or what not....

I would love to raise my kid(s) they way me and my lil sis were raised...we didnt have many restrictions and that was because we knew where to draw the line and stayed within the threshold and hence we didnt have those many restrictions...apply vicious cycle concept


my neighbor has 3 daughters (21/18/16) and he was telling me his oldest has turned around and started to like him again but the other 2 are still in that "I hate my dad" phase...he was telling me "I dont mind them dating and if their boyfriend comes over, this way I can keep a close eye on them. Otherwise, they gonna go out and do what they wanna do behind my back and I cant do shit about it"

Majofo

Yumcha

Probably more often than most do, to be honest.


5 times a week. Rain or shine.

Majofo

fellas.. shit be crazy these days. I always thought the tighter the leash the better chance you have. A buddy of mine has two grown boys and a 16 year old daughter. The boys are 18 and 21 and they are not young men to fuck with, freaking both built like linebackers, freaking black belts and gymnasts. Their father is not mr. fuck around either. Well his 16 year old baby girl is 7 months pregnant by some fucker no one knows.

Between the father, and two sons, one would think that they would keep the daughter in check, but I guess not. Home life isn't the most stable, as the mom died when the kids were young. They would visit grandparents in the midwest every summer which is when it happened. Also surprising because the daughter doesn't appear to be all that attractive. She's not fat and ugly, but she's got a thick bone structure, and looks like she'd walk around and punk her classmates for lunch money.. C'est la vie.

Yumcha

Even go to the gym in -40.

Yumcha

The mystery was solved when you said the keywords: daughter, 16 year old.


Girls are regardless of upbringing around their teens. Thank goodness I have a son.

swoosh

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Tyler posted this on facebook....hilarious as fawkkk....thought i would share

justnspace

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hide your wallet. hide your chain. hide your earrings. DEBO is coming.

Yumcha

I used to help kids with their maff for favors.

So, got great protection from even the jerks/bullies.


One of the advantages of going to a skoo full of , , and white people in Chicago.

Yumcha

Sad but true: My parents would go to the Faculty of Education's library at the U and get maff books the next grades over and force me to pre-do them during the summers.

So, yeah...I knew the answers and how to do them come September or when I got to that grade.

Majofo

I was big in school and smart.. so..

I'd help my FOBs!

They smart too.. just no good engrish.

justnspace

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oh yeah?
on saturday's, a weekend, I would go to school.
and learn maff.

Yumcha

During the skoo year, I didn't do extra maff. Extra maff was done during the summer vacation...

Weekends were always this: piano lessons followed by art class.

GKinColo08TL

I heard on the radio that they are considering capital murder charges against the guy...

GKinColo08TL

I've got 2 sons, raised the same way, fairly tight leases until they were 17, thought they knew right/wrong...oldest didn't, youngest did...oldest got in trouble selling pot, which ironically is now legal...should have gone to jail but had a good lawyer...did 4 years probation, got his shit together and now owns his own business and his house at 33. Youngest son got it...masters in 5 1/2 years, has a good job, owns his house at 27.


Related note, my mom, GRHS, used to smack me with a yardstick, well once I had had enough, grabbed it from her and broke it into 4 pieces, she says, "Wait til your dad gets home!" I said, "Fuck me! Next thing I know, she has this 3 pound yardstick...man that thing stung.

justnspace

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hell yes. intentional.
2 counts

justnspace

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lol, my mom was born in singapore where bamboo caning is legal.
she brought back bamboo canes to whoop my brother and i.
we broke them into tiny tiny tiny pieces

Yumcha

Glad your boys turned out good!





And to your recall about being beat, all I can say is: Somebody's gonna get a hurt real bad. Somebody.

Undying Dreams

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rockstar143

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???

I think I've seen this movie

rockstar143

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and I used to just harden my ass cheeks, like in prison. It would hurt my Mom's hand. My Dad learned early...he used emotional warfare. I'm still a pussy because of it. But I'm a good person in society too.

Majofo

GK, 2 charges of capitol murder,

I hope it goes through because vehicular manslaughter is what most liberal states would pursue. Easy charge, plea deal, fuck is on the streets in 2 years.

Skoo must have been so boring.

Majofo

Teh fuck J?

Majofo

Moms beat me with bamboo too..

On the fucking palms, bottom of feet and butt.. shiett..

Yumcha

Any of you ever get the slap across the face as a kid...?


Well, I have.

GKinColo08TL

Me too, but from my Grandma...dropped the f bomb, big mistake.

Majofo

Punched in the face..

An iron thrown at my head..

Never slapped. That probably would have just pissed me off.

rockstar143

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I got spanked...and hit with chancletas and belt...and hand...and other stuff. It made me a mean mofo with a healthy respect for authority.

swoosh

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yeah, my parents respected us enough to not hit us with objects like sticks and slippers and stuff...

i got hit often, the sis not soo much (she did cross the line that much I guess)....



Yummy to answer your question, yes, slapped in da face...but only when I was little...when I got into the teens, no slaps

I think the last beating I got was when I was 15...after that, I learned how to lie well

Majofo

I would have beat every one of your asses.. :gheylaugh:

rockstar143

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Well, if I would have let you, would we have classified it as frolicking?

Majofo

Hey Justn, I'm willing to bet you got it worst than your brother, and thus why he lets his crazy ass dog bite the shit out of you.

Hows the leg btw?

rockstar143

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Maj...I can guarantee you that's true. I remember him talking about his bro, and there's certainly a lot of disappoint and resent there.

Majofo

Anil's people be slapping snakes in the face..

Dis dude probably Thai tho.. same thing.

Majofo

All my bros with younger siblings always got it bad..

Funny, pretty much all my bros are the eldest..

I'll tell you one thing though, they have their shit together.

justnspace

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uhhhh wtf hahahahhahahahha

NSFW picture of me.
https://acurazine.com/forums/showpos...ostcount=14657



and the dog bite is okay, the scabbing wants to come off.
tried to peel it quickly this morning and one of the deeper puncture wounds isnt healed yet.

Majofo

I'm literally sitting here at work.. probably the only mother fucker here, laughing my ass off



dammit..

justnspace

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hahahahhahahhaha