The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Part 2)
03-11-2014, 12:10 AM
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damn Steven...that is insane...i bet the person tried to jump and sit in the car hence the footprints...
not sure about anyone else, but I would ALWAYS keep the top down when am away for the car for over 28 seconds !!! keeping a top open is almost like giving an invitation to come closer and look at the car and perhaps jump in and try the interior...
not sure about anyone else, but I would ALWAYS keep the top down when am away for the car for over 28 seconds !!! keeping a top open is almost like giving an invitation to come closer and look at the car and perhaps jump in and try the interior...
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03-11-2014, 09:34 AM
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03-11-2014, 09:34 AM
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03-11-2014, 09:36 AM
Stupid idiots......
......I took my wife to dinner tonight-we sat outside-it's 70 degrees in KC today. Took the Stingray and took the top off.
After dinner, we get back to the car and noticed that the are footprints in the passenger's seat (yes, we left the top off). Also noticed that there were slight scuff marks on the top of the passenger door.
Everything cleaned off ok......People have no respect for other people's property.
......I took my wife to dinner tonight-we sat outside-it's 70 degrees in KC today. Took the Stingray and took the top off.
After dinner, we get back to the car and noticed that the are footprints in the passenger's seat (yes, we left the top off). Also noticed that there were slight scuff marks on the top of the passenger door.
Everything cleaned off ok......People have no respect for other people's property.
03-11-2014, 09:43 AM
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Morning. 
03-11-2014, 09:43 AM
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that shit is hilarious Maj....hahahahah
03-11-2014, 09:44 AM
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I'd just wait in the bushes.. then, when they fuck with your car, turn Joe Pesci on them by assaulting them with any nearby blunt object while spewing a slew of expletives that would make their ears bleed sending them running back into their mama's vagina.
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03-11-2014, 09:44 AM
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I would never leave the top off.
That's ridiculous though. What a bunch of assholes.
That's ridiculous though. What a bunch of assholes.
03-11-2014, 10:05 AM
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03-11-2014, 10:07 AM
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03-11-2014, 10:08 AM
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And they wonder where asians get their kicking powah
03-11-2014, 10:11 AM
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Saw some white guys trying to squat next to their Korean counter-parts. One guy fell over, one guy popped his knee and couldn't get up, the other looked like he was taking a shit, and did.
03-11-2014, 10:14 AM
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Yeah, hence it is called "Asian" squat.
Don't asian-squat unless, well, you're Asian.
Don't asian-squat unless, well, you're Asian.
03-11-2014, 10:15 AM
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There's also the partial Asian-squat.
That's sitting on a stool/chair, with one leg up on the seat itself...so, you're in a semi-squat look...but, you're not.
That's sitting on a stool/chair, with one leg up on the seat itself...so, you're in a semi-squat look...but, you're not.
03-11-2014, 10:15 AM
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Given that Crabs here is 1/2 Gwai-Ro...I wonder if he can properly Asian squat? 
Depends which side is genetically stronger.
Depends which side is genetically stronger.
03-11-2014, 10:16 AM
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He's short with strong legs, I'm sure he can. But does he?
03-11-2014, 10:18 AM
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03-11-2014, 10:18 AM
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...and eating a bowl of pho/soup noodles.
03-11-2014, 10:18 AM
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I was watching a documentary on green berets or some other special forces group. One of their hard tasks was to stay in a squatted position as long as they could. They almost all failed within minutes. Not one Asian.. 
03-11-2014, 10:19 AM
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...and while gambling.
03-11-2014, 10:19 AM
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03-11-2014, 10:19 AM
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03-11-2014, 10:21 AM
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The ultimate in exercise (the squat), earning money (gambling), recreation (smoking), and eating (noodle bowl)...all at once.
And white people wonder why us are so damn efficient and able to complete "difficult/challenging" tasks so easily and quickly. Pffft...white people.
And white people wonder why us
are so damn efficient and able to complete "difficult/challenging" tasks so easily and quickly. Pffft...white people.
03-11-2014, 10:26 AM
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Even Messicans can do most of those things. Except instead of squatting they stand on each other's shoulders (preparing to go over the wall). While laying drywall, eating juevos rancheros, and drinking a tall boy chalada.
03-11-2014, 10:31 AM
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http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/15/tech/apparently-this-matters-squats-moscow-subway/
Remember this Yummy.. Russia offering free rides to Asians
Remember this Yummy.. Russia offering free rides to Asians
03-11-2014, 10:37 AM
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That's a nice one
03-11-2014, 10:38 AM
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03-11-2014, 10:41 AM
those ribs must be there to wipe your ass.
03-11-2014, 10:45 AM
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My white ass tried it and I couldn't hang. Circulation cut off to my legs by the time I was done, so I walked out with my legs asleep. Imagine what that looks like....
03-11-2014, 10:49 AM
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03-11-2014, 10:50 AM
it's funny, the perspective of the shot makes it look like a traditional toilet
03-11-2014, 10:50 AM
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Truth: There was once a normal-seated toilet that was SO dirty and gross, I had to squat on the seat to do my bidness.
It was not easy, but I pulled it off.
It was not easy, but I pulled it off.
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03-11-2014, 10:51 AM
Ahh..the joys of pooping on the side of a mountain when hiking with my grandparents in Switzerland...hoping I've spread my legs far enough apart to avoid any "rollers" since gravity dictates that you have to do it back facing uphill.
03-11-2014, 10:53 AM
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03-11-2014, 10:56 AM
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I do hafta admit though...those squatting toilets in Asia are NOT great if you've say, ate some uber-spicy hotpot (as an example) and suddenly got some liquidated explosion outgoing from your body. It takes some skillz to let all that out without...splatter...
Just sayin'.
toilets in Asia are NOT great if you've say, ate some uber-spicy hotpot (as an example) and suddenly got some liquidated explosion outgoing from your body. It takes some skillz to let all that out without...splatter... Just sayin'.
Why not find a log to sit on??
03-11-2014, 11:02 AM
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Mind over matter Yumcha! You must focus the explosion into a concentrated stream of shit.
