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Old 01-28-2015, 12:40 PM
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haha what a great loophole to membership.

That reminds me - on my flight last week, some fat guy was chatting this girl up two rows behind me and goes "My mom's in the mile high club". Is that the kind of thing people brag about?
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Originally Posted by Vlad_Type_S
haha what a great loophole to membership.

That reminds me - on my flight last week, some fat guy was chatting this girl up two rows behind me and goes "My mom's in the mile high club". Is that the kind of thing people brag about?
What the hell man...
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Originally Posted by Vlad_Type_S

That reminds me - on my flight last week, some fat guy was chatting this girl up two rows behind me and goes "My mom's in the mile high club". Is that the kind of thing people brag about?
Sounds like a horrible pick up line.. did it work? Was she hot? pics or it didn't happen.
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She was fat too. They talked for almost the whole flight and I later noticed that there was somebody sitting in between them that was completely silent the whole time!

At the end of the flight she said "It was nice to meet you Karl".

I interjected - "That's Karl with a 'C', right?" (He made it a special concern to point out to her that his name is spelled with a 'K' when he first introduced himself, so I decided to fuck with him a bit).
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Majofo's in the mile high club.. +260 people on the plane, Int'l flight from Japan to States..
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She was fat too. They talked for almost the whole flight and I later noticed that there was somebody sitting in between them that was completely silent the whole time!

At the end of the flight she said "It was nice to meet you Karl".

I interjected - "That's Karl with a 'C', right?" (He made it a special concern to point out to her that his name is spelled with a 'K' when he first introduced himself, so I decided to fuck with him a bit).
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I've only fapped on an plane ride...
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and might I say.. business class has it's perks.
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I've only fapped on an plane ride...
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Old 01-28-2015, 01:27 PM
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I was in my teens and it was A flight from West to East coast. Was bored and there was an a hot chick on the flight.
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I was in my teens and it was A flight from West to East coast. Was bored and there was an a hot chick on the flight.
wtf Miz.. did you jack on her..

Some dude sitting next to you.. poker face.
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I almost was but my girlfriend at the time was too much of a pussy. Flight was from O'Hare to Frankfurt. The only real challenge seems to be getting out without people seeing you.
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puusssaaayyy.. Shit, you do crazy shit when you just start dating. Sometimes I think about all the crazy shit I've done and get embarrassed.
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Haha this is true, but I bet my crazy shit isn't even half as crazy as yours.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
wtf Miz.. did you jack on her..

Some dude sitting next to you.. poker face.
Dafuq... Of course I went to the lavatory
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So instead of containing your semen to her, you share it with the whole plane.
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Originally Posted by Vlad_Type_S
I almost was but my girlfriend at the time was too much of a pussy. Flight was from O'Hare to Frankfurt. The only real challenge seems to be getting out without people seeing you.
Ever been evicted in the middle of the Atlantic? Yeah, that doesn't happen.
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So instead of containing your semen to her, you share it with the whole plane.
Don't planes eject that stuff out? So I technically spread my seed somewhere over the middle of the U.S.
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HAHAHA no, your shit doesn't shoot out of the plane. It's a vacuum system and the shit and semen go into a tank that gets stored until it lands.
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In the olden days, they used to use this blue water stuff that's used in portopotties. Lots of those systems developed leaks, and since it's really fucking cold at altitude, the plane would have a frozen ball of blue shit on its outside. When they would descend, the shitball would thaw, and fall off.

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We see eye to eye...
while kissing passionately under the moon light, fully embracing one another.

...wait, am I the only who thought that's where that sentence was going?

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Good cup of joe is my go to drink for a bit of waking up.
Yeah me too. But I need three just to check my first email. I probably drink 4-6 cups a day, everyday. And I only drink black coffee. Mmmmm....

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I've only fapped on an plane ride...
Yeah, but it gets awkward when you're sitting next to the isle and everyone is staring at you


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So instead of containing your semen to her, you share it with the whole plane.
I dunno.. Wouldn't it be shared with a whole bunch of people, from 10,000ft, travelling at 550mph?

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In the olden days, they used to use this blue water stuff that's used in portopotties. Lots of those systems developed leaks, and since it's really fucking cold at altitude, the plane would have a frozen ball of blue shit on its outside. When they would descend, the shitball would thaw, and fall off.
What?! I thought it was ejected too!



....aaaand all caught up with the ramblings for the first half of the day, in one post

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Sometimes I think about all the crazy shit I've done and get embarrassed.
I believe it after hearing your Vegas story! Y'all got me wanting to go check it out.
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Back from -ing.


Anyone dropthesoap yet?
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srika hasn't posted much.. maybe recovering
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srika hasn't posted much.. maybe recovering
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So, maybe it's time to #dropthelube
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I almost got laid on a plane...but my ex only agreed to a quick bj before the flight in Zurich!

Close enough as I think we were still 1/16 of a mile above sea level.

You make it sound better than it is haha
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No no...it was glorious. It was glorious every time...too bad that was the only thing she was good at.
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No no...it was glorious. It was glorious every time...too bad that was the only thing she was good at.
That ain't nice at all.
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I almost got laid on a plane...but my ex only agreed to a quick bj before the flight in Zurich!

Close enough as I think I was still 1/16 of a inch above bean level.
You didn't need to use the adjective quick, we all know it was quick.

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she was a good mother to her 2 boys...

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Your dick went from her lips to their cheeks.. ponder that.
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